第532章 【全国人民又懵了】
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“呵呵,是他自作自受。”
“这个姓张的是真招人恨啊,好好一个相声大赛,老唐这个评委还没来得及电视直播出场呢,就给停了!你说这叫什么事啊!”
“行了,别提这事儿了。”
“对,不提了,喝酒,吃菜。”
唐大章没说话,显然是不愿意再提起这件事。
咚咚,包厢‘门’被人敲开了,一个青年相声演员姗姗来迟,手里还拿着一份报纸,“不好意思不好意思,堵车,来晚了。”
一个老相声演员瞥瞥他,道:“小孙啊,不是我说你,怎么好几次你都堵车迟到啊?”看看他手上,“还有工夫买报纸?”
那青年相声演员尴尬道:“这报纸是……嗨,我路上看见了,头版实在是太惊人了,就顺手买了。”
老相声演员笑道:“那我得看看了,什么头版新闻比大家聚餐还重要啊。”说着,就把报纸要了过来,在桌子上摊开。
头版头条赫然在上。
——《张烨破解国际数学猜想》!
老相声演员当时就傻眼了!
唐大章和周围人也愣在了那里!
数学猜想?他还能破解数学猜想?我靠!这货也太能折腾了啊!刚捣‘乱’完他们相声界,唐大章他们还以为张烨从此就不会在跟眼前出现了,肯定被封杀彻底一空子都不会再留给他了,然而这才刚过了一天啊!才刚刚一转眼的工夫啊!这孙子又他妈跑去数学界‘混’得风生水起了!
还上新闻了?
还是头版头条??
……
同样的场景全国各地都在上演!
尤其是张烨的父母家,更是一片热闹!
老妈上午上了一会儿微薄,关注了一下儿子的动态,下午就跟老伴儿一直在睡午觉,好不容易休息一天,得睡足了。
然后也不知道几的时候,就听到有人按‘门’铃。
“谁啊?”老妈起‘床’。
老爸也醒了,“是不是小烨回来了?”
老妈下‘床’穿衣服,打哈欠道:“我去看看。”
叮咚,叮咚,‘门’铃还在响,一次比一次急。
老妈一边走过去一边叨叨道:“催什么催啊催命啊!等着等着,来了。”过去把‘门’一拉开,“谁啊?”
‘门’外,十几个人一下涌了进来,全是记者,也不知道是从哪儿得到了张烨父母家的地址,全来了!
“阿姨!”
“阿姨您好!”
“请问这里是张烨老师家吗?”
老妈吓了一个哆嗦,十多个男男‘女’‘女’还扛着东西,她也没看仔细,以为是抢劫的呢,慌忙回头对屋里喊,“老张!”
老爸也以为进来贼了,出了卧室直奔厨房,就要找菜刀!
最先进来那人赶忙道:“阿姨叔叔,我是京城电视台的,张烨老师以前的同事啊,有次开会我还见过张老师一面呢!”
“我是华东日报的!”
“我们是周刊新闻网的!”
“阿姨,您能不能接受一下我们的采访!”
老妈老爸这才看清他们手里的录音笔和摄像机,松了口气,但却是更纳闷了,“采访什么啊?我儿子不是都成劣迹艺人了吗?不是都封杀了吗?”
一‘女’记者飞快道:“您还不知道啊?”
老妈眨眼,“知道什么啊?”
一中年男记者‘激’动道:“张烨老师在两个小时之前,破解了世界数学猜想,我们央视1套的新闻联播都报了啊!”
老爸懵了,“你说什么猜想?”
那记者道:“世界数学猜想!”
老妈也没听明白,“你再说一遍?”
“是……世,界,数,学,猜,想。”那人一字一字重复,“名字叫戴尔猜想,而且验证过后,很可能马上就要改成戴尔定理或张烨定理了!”
老爸那是吃惊到已经不能再吃惊了,知子莫若父,儿子什么德行,别人不知道,他们两口子还能不清楚啊?他愕然地连连摇手,道:“你们是不是‘弄’错了啊?我儿子是学文科的啊,初中高中的时候,他数学就没及过格,别说世界数学猜想了,就是给他道加减法的算术题,他都不一定能算对啊!”
“是真的!”
“我们骗您干嘛啊!”
“张烨老师真的一个人做到了全世界数学家们几十年也没有做到的事情!这是为国家争了光!”
“是啊,不信您打开电视看看,上网看看,现在全国各地都在热议呢,可您说张烨老师上学时期数学成绩一直不好?这件事您能跟我们详细说一说吗?我们非常感兴趣,准备做几期专题报道!”
“张烨小时候数学不好?”
“他真的没有数学天赋?”
“那他是怎么解开世界数学难题的?”
记者们明显对这件事相当感兴趣,已经录音的录音,录像的录像了。
周围的老邻居们听到了这边的动静,也都纷纷开‘门’出来了,围了过来,啥?老张的孩子又干出了大事?
老爸实话实说道:“我也纳闷呢啊,所以问你们是不是搞错了。”
老妈却一把拦住了他,清了清嗓子,“还是我来说吧。”
“对,你给记者同志说说。”老爸百思不得其解,“咱儿子上学时的数学成绩,是不是一直不好?”
老妈头,看向记者,也看了街坊四邻一眼,道:“小烨的数学成绩是一直不行。”
老爸说道:“你们看,肯定搞错了。”
结果老妈下一句话就来了个大转折,“为什么成绩不好?呵呵,那是因为……韬光养晦啊!”
老爸听傻了。
老妈却吹得起劲,架子也端起来了,腰板倍儿直,“我啊,从小就一直教育我儿子,做人一定要低调,一定不能表现得太优秀,否则会招来是非的啊,我儿子很孝顺,一直都听我的,所以考试的时候都故意不考太好,有时候还故意不及格,就是怕一旦某天他惊人的数学天赋被人发现后,就无法安安静静的跟同学相处了,就无法像普通人那样生活了。其实小烨的数学天赋在他几个月大的时候就展‘露’无余了,这一随我,我觉得是我的遗传,小烨能解开那个戴……戴什么猜想,其实我一也不意外,如果不是我一直让儿子低调低调再低调,估计小烨上中学的时候就早把那个戴什么猜想给解开了!”
老爸:“……”
邻居们:“……”
很多老邻居也是看着张烨长大的啊,谁家孩子什么样,他们都清楚,可从没听过老张家的儿子有这本事啊,也都惊奇的很。
记者们也是将信将疑外加哭笑不得,被张烨的老妈给聊晕了!
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