第891章【小品《投其所好》(中)!】
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观众:“哈哈哈哈哈哈!”
张烨握住了对方的手,“贵人呐马科长,不,马处长!”
董杉杉忙一脸奸笑道:“哎呦不敢当不敢当!郝科长?”
张烨贱笑:“早晚的事呀马处长!”
董杉杉乐得比她还贱,“哎呦使不得使不得啊,郝科长?”
来人狂笑几声,然后握手一通说:“双赢!双赢!”
观众看得十分过瘾!
“演得真好!”
“这俩人太能搞了!哈哈哈哈!”
这时,音乐起。
董杉杉忙低头化妆化妆。
张烨则拿起一个兵乓球拍,自己在那儿练上了!
一个球。
两个球。
三个球。
突然,外面传来一个声音,大喝道:“以后谁要是再打乒乓球!我就处分谁!!”
董杉杉呆住。
张烨也愣了。
舞台气氛一下子就变了!
观众乐了。
“哈哈哈哈!”
“这下有看头了!”
“让你们俩闹啊!”
“局长来啦!”
这时,一身西装革履的姚建才出来了,头发也打了摩丝,一副领导的做派。
观众顿时送出了热烈的掌声!
“哎呦姚局长,怎么了这是?”董杉杉慌忙上去迎接,还避开了局长的视线,拼命给那边打手势!
张烨捂着球拍,不敢有太大动作,小心翼翼地去藏拍子。
姚建才此刻也与他说相声时的样子不同了,说话很稳,很厚,“你说也不知道是谁,打听到我爱打乒乓球,现在局里有些同志在上班时就练上了!这是一种什么行为?”
张烨一步一挪,赶紧小心紧张地收拾兵乓球台,伸手摘球台上的网子。
观众被逗得不行了!
董杉杉还在给张烨打掩护,“诶哟姚局长,打个乒乓球也没什么大不了的。”
姚建才正色道:“打乒乓球本身没什么,但是拿来投其所好,这就是歪风邪气!”一转身,正好看见张烨拿了一个乒乓球网。
观众笑喷,“哈哈哈哈!”
结果张烨的下一个动作,更是让全场哄然大笑!
张烨愣了愣神,一伸手,将兵乓球网子往脖子上一挂,捏起一头,还当围巾似的往后甩了甩!
“哈哈哈哈!”
“哎呦喂!”
“好!”
“好!”
观众掌声雷动!
姚建才背着手走过去,斜眼看看他,“围脖?”扒拉了一下他脖子上的东西,“还带配重的?”
张烨狡辩道:“风大,我妈怕刮丢了。”
观众:“啊哈哈哈哈哈!”
董杉杉忙过来解围,“哎,这是咱们单位新来的小同志,来,局长,坐下说,坐下说。”献媚地扶着他过去。
姚建才坐在沙发上,看向董杉杉,道:“马科长啊,你可是老同志了,咱们单位出现了这个工作作风问题,你是不是该起带头作用呀?”
董杉杉立马坐正,义正言辞道:“我说他们了呀!我说你们就是再练,也不可能打到姚局长那个水平,人家姚局长在原单位,年年都是冠军啊!”
“诶,别恭维我!”姚建才语气一顿,道:“……有一年是亚军。”
这话又笑喷了一群人!
“噗!”
“哈哈哈哈!”
“老姚真是够了啊!”
说罢,姚建才叹气道:“其实这个乒乓球啊,我打的就不怎么样!你说说,年年的冠军我是怎么得的?”大手一挥,“全是水分!”
董杉杉拍马屁道:“不能全是水分,您刚才不是说了吗,您得过一年亚军。”
姚建才瞅向她头,“是啊。”然后一顿,“那年我是副局长!”
观众笑得肚子都疼了!
“哈哈哈哈哈哈!”
“哎呦我真不行了!”
“你妈这也太逗了啊!”
“冷不丁就是一个包袱啊!哈哈哈!”
“太过瘾了啊!”
……
台下。
舞台不远处的一个工作区域。
常晓亮自始至终都没有笑,很多导演组的其他人也都差不多,不是这小品不搞笑,而是他们根本已经忘了去笑,而都是用一种惊呆的目光在看着舞台上表演的张烨董杉杉和姚建才仨人!
他们真的被惊到了!
常晓亮沉默了很长时间,看看旁边,“你们确定,他们仨从来没演过小品?”
那副总导演苦笑,“真的没演过啊!”
常晓亮再问,“你们确定,这是一个小时之前小张老师刚刚临场弄出来的小品?”
另一个女副导演道:“是啊,就这一小时之内做出来的,我问过他们了,张老师之前其实根本就没有小品本子,全是他刚刚现编的!”
“那我现在就特别想知道一件事!”常晓亮越说越激动,越说越兴奋,“一个小时,现写本子,现背台词,三个从来没有演过小品的血外行,连正式彩排一次的时间都没有,为什么……会弄出这么精彩的一部小品啊!?”
导演组:“……”
没人能回答他!
因为他们也不知道啊!
这在他们看来,简直是一件无法理解的事!
让张烨救场,纯粹是没有办法中的办法了,纯粹是死马当成活马医了,说真的,常晓亮他们只盼着张烨能把节目演完,却从没想过能让张烨做出一部什么什么样的经典来,因为谁都知道不可能!可这《投其所好》一出来,他们全都有懵了!这作品……简直太成熟了啊!这哪儿像是临时创作出来的啊?这哪儿会是三个根本没演过小品的外行啊?人物,表演,本子,搞笑,节奏,立意,深度,全都有了啊!
这他妈分明是央视春晚级别的小品啊!!
这就是张烨吗?
这就是认真起来以后的张烨吗?
放眼整个曲艺界,放眼整个娱乐圈,还有谁啊!?
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