第1274章【张烨游戏直播!】
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美合tv主播群里。
不少主播都认怂了。
“张烨太厉害了!”
“奕奕姐,咱们还开直播吗?”
“还开什么呀,怎么比啊?”
“唉,大家洗洗睡吧。”
“现在美合所有直播间都关了,都没人了!”
“何止是美合tv啊,你们去看看其他tv直播平台吧,现在还有几个直播的?都没什么人了,全被张烨炸过来了!”
“这就是一线明星的人气吗?真的没法比。”
“不是一线明星的事儿,是因为他是张烨!”
“嗯,以前也有一线明星开过直播,霍教主那么帅的人都hold不住,纯粹就是卖脸的,但张烨显然不一样,能唱,能喊,能聊,能说相声,人家本事太多了,一肚子能耐,随便拿出一个来都能把人震住。咱们还跟人家抬扛呢?说白了,咱们道行还是太浅了,咱们摞一块也不是人家的对手。”
……
明星逗比群。
范文丽:“张烨太6了!”
陈光:“哈哈哈哈,已经笑疯了!”
霍东方:“你们也看了?这单口真有意思。”
张霞:“小张还是那个小张啊。”
宁兰:“张奶奶也去看了?”
张霞:“是啊,我也时尚一回,看看直播。”
小冬:“信手拈来,这是真本事啊,咱们这帮人里面,也不少人玩过直播了,可都没张老师这么火啊。”
李小娴:“张老师这人,天生就能和粉丝打成一片,他知道老百姓什么时候喜欢什么,他也放得下身段,这话说得简单,做起来真的太难了,就说这张脸,谁能说放下就放下?所以我一直特别尊敬张老师。”
……
直播间。
直播继续。
留言区早都炸了,一秒钟恨不得就得有一两百条留言!
“这单口我服!”
“牛!”
“太好笑了!”
“以前真不知道张烨还有这本事啊!”
“说相声?我就服张烨!”
“已经录视频了,晚来的朋友找我要!”
张烨看着留言道:“说的不好,大家捧了啊,没那么大本事,就是让大家一笑的事儿,我看看时间啊。”一看表,道:“嚯,已经直播半个多小时了?主办方说让我尽量直播个一小时,但我估摸他们是低估我了,好不容易跟大家见个面,一个小时哪儿够啊,你们还愿意看吗?”
留言区登时沸腾!
“靠,愿意啊!”
“当然愿意!”
“必须看!”
“不要停啊张老师!”
“继续播!”
“弄丫两个小时!”
“张烨,你敢播三个小时吗?你敢的话我就刷礼物!”
张烨说道:“我有什么不敢的?别说仨小时了,你们要是想看,你们要是不怕耽误吃饭,我从下午给你们说到晚上!”
“好!”
“漂亮!”
“哈哈哈哈!”
“就喜欢你这暴脾气!”
“就爱你这混不吝的范儿!”
“业界良心啊!”
“嘿嘿,主办方这次赚大了,张烨确实良心,只要他拿了一份的钱,绝对给人家办两份钱甚至三份钱的事儿,这么敬业的主儿,整个娱乐圈找不出第二个了!用北京话说,这就叫局气(讲究)!”
张烨又喝了一口水,润润嗓子,第一次玩直播的他也挺乐呵的,感觉很新鲜,“这唱也唱了,说也说了,接下来玩什么?”
“玩游戏吧!”
“对,来个游戏直播!”
“哈哈,老张你行吗?”
“现在最火的就是游戏直播啦!”
张烨看后乐道:“游戏直播啊?你们怎么净出馊主意啊,呵呵,我平时不怎么玩游戏啊,《植物大战僵尸》?这我倒是会玩,本来就是我做的游戏,但那个也直播不了啊,你们还真想看啊?”想了一下,他笑道:“那要不然这样吧,说到游戏我也就会下下围棋了,不然我给你们来个围棋直播?”
围棋?
众人一听就激动了!
“这个好啊!”
“这个太好了啊!”
“张老师围棋天下第一啊!”
“就围棋!就围棋!”
“让张烨带我们装-逼带我们飞!”
“哈哈哈,太想看张烨虐人了!”
“虐菜没意思啊,要看就看张烨打职业棋手!”
“对对对,刚职业棋手!”
“噗,我已经激动了啊!”
张烨无奈道:“你们可真是唯恐天下不乱的主儿啊,真下啊?那行吧,我登录账号,然后画面切到我电脑上。”
登陆账号。
进网络围棋平台。
简单操作了一下,直播画面就显示了电脑桌面,大家能清楚地看到张烨的操作甚至鼠标,当然,张烨的脸也在屏幕角落上显示着。
房间人数又涨了!
围观的人越来越多!
张烨操作着鼠标一个一个找,自言自语道:“我看看啊,还非得是职业棋手?中国棋院的老师们这个时间在线吗?我看看有没有认识的啊,咦,这个房间有人,李义九段啊,成,就他了。”
弹幕:
哈哈哈哈漂亮李义九段是大高手啊你们看得懂围棋吗我看得懂啊我看不懂,为什么要看懂啊,我们来就是看张烨虐人的啊噗,一语中的走,跟着张烨一起装-逼
几百万人都憋着笑瞅着屏幕。
张烨进去,结果让他输入密码,“咦?设密码了?不让进?呵呵,我猜他们的密码肯定还是以前那个,这种密码是中国棋院的人统一设置的固定密码,就是为了防止外人进来,但职业棋手基本都知道,想拦住我那是没可能的,我试试啊”敲击键盘输入了一串密码,“嘿,进去了。”
弹幕:
666666!
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