第三百二十四章 祖传老中医，专治狗掉毛
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其实一般来讲假如莉莉铁了心挣扎那家里是没人能按住她的，哪怕伊扎克斯这等猛人在单纯的力量上好像也不比莉莉强，不过这次很显然莉莉的挣扎并不那么坚决——一来是她确实有期待薇薇安的“生发偏方”是不是能对自己的尾巴奏效，二来是……薇薇安顺手弹了她耳朵一下，这属于弱之一，当场她就软了。
“我跟你讲，平常人想要这个殊荣还排不上呢，我这个生发偏方当年挽救过多少英年早谢的秃子你知道么？”薇薇安捏着莉莉的耳朵尖晃来晃去，“而且里面还有我的血，这血扔在任何地方都属于宝贝！就是血族那些小‘混’蛋们跪着求我我都不给，更别提你还是个狼人了，我是看在咱俩同处一个屋檐下的面子上才来帮你。”
莉莉捂着自己的耳朵躲闪着：“好啦好啦我知道了还不行么。那……就稍微试试。这个怎么用？”
“外敷，”薇薇安确认莉莉不会继续挣扎之后才松开摁着她的那只手，然后变戏法一样‘摸’出两把小刷子来，其中一把递到郝仁手上，“要是给人生发倒简单些，抹在头皮上就行，但你这个……我估计你不舍得把‘毛’都剃掉，所以就沾着‘药’膏刷均匀就行了。然后用个比较透气的布料包两圈，一般半天就见效。”
莉莉半信半疑地了头，郝仁跟薇薇安立刻忙活起来，把那稠乎乎还泛着古怪酱味的‘药’膏往哈士奇‘精’的尾巴上抹，后者转过身子趴在沙发靠背上以示配合，一边嘟嘟囔囔：“轻啊，尾巴是我的宝贝，我平常都不舍得咬的。”
郝仁仔细地梳理着这条‘毛’茸茸的大尾巴。感觉又是新奇又是古怪，而想到自己在给一个魔物娘顺‘毛’，这种古怪情绪就变成了一种尴尬。他干笑着捏了捏尾巴尖：“话说你尾巴平常让人动么？”
“当然不让！”莉莉扭头呲着牙，“不过你嘛……勉强可以。但必须有我同意。蝙蝠也是一样。平常没事的时候不准‘乱’‘摸’，我咬你。”
“矫情。”薇薇安哼了一声，把最后一‘药’膏抹匀，转身去找薄纱布，莉莉从沙发上跳下来扭着身子看到自己尾巴尖上泛着青黄‘色’的油光，‘毛’发还一缕一缕地纠缠在一起，忍不住继续长叹：“唉，人生真是多艰。逆境面前哪怕盖世英雄也气短三分，我堂堂狼人竟然要靠生发剂来维护尊严了……”
说完就狠摇尾巴来增强气势，郝仁在一阵扑鼻而来的怪味酱香中翻着白眼：你都哈士奇了还谈尊严？
虽然作为一只哈士奇，莉莉平常表情严肃不说话的时候确实也‘挺’有文艺范儿的……不过开口就只剩文艺犯二了。
片刻之后薇薇安取来了薄纱布，帮着莉莉把尾巴包裹起来，原本‘挺’漂亮的‘毛’茸茸大尾巴就此变成一根硬邦邦的棍子。莉莉使劲晃了晃，郝仁听着那动静就跟电视上武侠片少林僧人耍‘弄’棍‘棒’似的虎虎生风——到今天下午之前莉莉是没办法尽情享受摇尾巴的乐趣了，除非她想再敲坏几件家具。
“别把尾巴收回去啊，”薇薇安还提醒着这个二货，“‘药’膏和布条都会掉下来。那就‘浪’费了。”
莉莉哦了一声，表情凄凄哀婉地去窗台边感叹她那曲折人生了。
郝仁‘挺’好奇薇薇安这民间偏方到底管不管用：“你这个真有效？”
“反正治掉头发‘挺’管用，”薇薇安使劲头。“狗掉‘毛’没试过，但我估计着两件事的原理应该差不多。没事，反正都是有营养的东西，而且有我的鲜血保证周全，哪怕不管用也不至于让她继续掉‘毛’了，你是不知道每天收拾沙发有多难。”
郝仁哦了一声，没再说话。
一下午的时间‘挺’快过去，郝仁下午出‘门’转了一圈，跟街坊邻里仅剩的几个住户聊聊闲天。消磨着时间看太阳快下山了才回去，他一推‘门’就看到莉莉又保持着那副愁云惨淡的模样在窗台前趴着：这姑娘也就中午吃饭的时候从窗前离开一会。这之后的整个下午好像都没动地方。郝仁见到这姑娘屁.股后面那用纱布缠起来的‘棒’槌状尾巴就忍不住带笑地叫了她一声：“莉莉，还思考人生呢？”
“呀！”莉莉从沉思中惊醒过来。小小地惊呼了一下，赶紧转过身去把尾巴藏好——她好像觉得自己引以为傲的尾巴变成这样很羞于见人，“房东你回来了啊？”
“时间差不多了，”薇薇安这时候正好擦着手从厨房出来，看到郝仁之后头打过招呼，便指着莉莉屁.股后面，“解开纱布看看。话说你自己有什么感觉没有？”
“热乎乎的，而且很闷，不舒服，”莉莉老实‘交’代，然后使劲一甩便把那些纱布都甩到一边去，她扭头看了一眼顿时眼泪都下来了，“蝙蝠你骗人！更难看了！”
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