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第三百八十五章 四大金刚

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从梦位面回来之后应该干啥?立马制定下一步行动计划?写报告?研究历史?跟那个不靠谱的‘女’神咨询人生?事实证明这都是扯淡,电影上那些连轴转拯救世界刚打完外星人就能跑白宫里参加大会的英雄们都是骗人的——事实上郝仁这帮刚刚拯救完世界的家伙回来之后干的第一件事就是各回各屋埋头猛睡了将近一天一夜,醒过来之后郝仁愣是对着日历沉思了半天才搞明白今天几号……

搞明白今天几号之后郝仁打了个哈欠,仰头往后栽倒在‘床’上准备继续睡一会。不过这次他刚躺下去就听到旁边传来一阵啪啪的声音,随后有个什么东西蹦到了自己‘胸’口上,下一秒,一条湿漉漉凉丝丝的尾巴就开始在他脸上噼里啪啦地拍打起来。郝仁睁眼一看,发现小人鱼正扭过头跟他四目相对。

这孩子倒是继续欢实,她当然不累了:在梦位面的一大半时间她都是躲在随身空间里睡大觉的,偶尔出来一趟基本上也就是透透气玩一会,危险的事情全都没碰上。郝仁后来都有怀疑自己把豆豆带到梦位面的意义何在,不过很快他就释然:就凭这孩子作死的天赋,把她随身带着本身就是最大的意义……

郝仁起‘床’收拾收拾,捧着豆豆和她的锅从屋里出来,就看见薇薇安正在打扫房间,而莉莉正在不远处跟“滚”相对而坐聆听圣训,那只黑白蠢猫又在外面逍遥了好些日子,浑身‘毛’发脏兮兮的,但体型却凭空胖出一圈,也不知是上哪逍遥的结果。看着眼前这样平平淡淡的日常一幕,郝仁有回不过神来——他的状态还沉浸在之前那场可称天灾的“长子之‘乱’”里。当时惊心动魄的一幕所留印象实在深刻,他看着眼前的日常景象感觉有违和。

“醒了?”薇薇安看了郝仁一眼,朝着桌子方向努努嘴。“饭还没凉,赶紧吃吧。就剩你了。”

郝仁哦了一声在桌边坐下,看着眼前熟悉的碗筷,闻着地球饭菜熟悉的味道,这才算彻底把那种违和感扔一边去。他喝了两口稀粥提提神,抓起一个小笼包的时候突然心有所感,抬头看向莉莉的方向:“莉莉!”

莉莉应声抬头,郝仁就顺手把包子扔了过去,下一幕堪称绝妙:莉莉几乎是发自本能地原地起跳。身形旋转,张嘴去接包子——结果“滚”比她动作还快,一道黑影闪过包子就没了,留下莉莉看着猫嘴里的包子直愣神。

薇薇安捏着抹布一手叉腰地瞪着莉莉:“看你那出息,蹦起来接食也就罢了,竟然还跟猫抢!跟猫抢也就罢了,竟然还没抢过!这动作该是你家传绝学好么!”

莉莉眨眨眼,她还奇怪呢:“怎么房东养的猫跟狗似的……”

“话说那四位大师干嘛呢?”郝仁三两口把早饭吃完,这才想起来家里又一下子多了四口人,但却没看到那四个苦行僧的身影。他可算记起自己身为“异类监护人”的工作。觉得该找那四个苦行僧普及普及在这边生活的常识。

毕竟在可以预见的未来一段时间里,那四位跟贝琪一样是回不去了。

他还记着前天晚上回到家的时候匆匆给大胡子四人粗略解释了一下在这边的生活知识,起码让他们知道怎么用厕所和自来水管——四位苦行僧从小绿人星球被接回来之后就直接从柯依伯站去了梦位面。这是刚到地球——随后把他们四位安排到了楼上的最后两个空房间里,正好两男两‘女’能安排下。现在也不知道他们在这儿住得习惯不。

“他们应该在屋后面,”薇薇安皱皱眉,“一大早就出去了,说是在房间里呆着不习惯,要在大自然里修行。”

“修行?”郝仁一愣,想不明白这怎么还跟修行扯上关系了,“他们不至于打算在房子后面盖个神庙吧——房产局可不准这个!”

“你自己看看不就知道了?”薇薇安过来收拾碗筷,顺便把郝仁吃饭用的筷子扔到豆豆锅里。“我总觉得他们跟这边的生活不太搭调,早起的时候给他们准备了‘挺’多饭菜。结果他们就拿了几个馒头去水房接了凉水就跑出去了……”

郝仁一听这个大概猜到怎么个情况了,赶紧从房子后‘门’出去找那四位大师。前面说过。郝仁这大房子位于南郊边界,是最偏的一座,房子后面直接就是一片旷野,也不知道四位苦行僧打算在旷野里修行什么。他推‘门’出去没多远就见到了包括大胡子在内的三个人:三位苦行僧在野地里清理出一片空地,他们还是穿着那身破旧的灰袍子,在地上席地而坐闭目沉思,三人中间还着一堆篝火——看着跟荒野求生似的……

郝仁过去一看,发现跟大胡子在一块的是两位修‘女’,那个年轻修士不知道干什么去了。他上前在大胡子旁边坐下:“几位这是干嘛呢?”

“修身养‘性’,进行日常的冥想,”大胡子睁开眼,笑呵呵地对郝仁头,“吃了?”

郝仁一愣,心说这招呼方式倒是‘挺’接地气:“额……吃了。话说你们怎么不在屋里?不是给你们准备房间了么?”

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