第一千三百三十九章 回家喽
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其实说实话，自打认识莉莉并且知道了她哈士奇精的本质以来，郝仁就没指望这姑娘的人生能按着逻辑发展尤其是在后者第一次吃多了辣条变身之后就更是如此了，但饶是他再怎么发挥想象力，也想象不到莉莉那胡闹一般的“自我锤炼”方式竟然真的可以成功。
她就这么跟着豆豆学了会呲水，然后就能成功从嘴里吐动感光波了……吐动感光波了……光波了……
“呀，房东？”莉莉一发狗炮打出去之后才注意到郝仁在旁边站着，顿时高兴地蹦过来，尾巴在身后使劲摇晃：“房东房东你看见没有？我神功大成啦！神功大成啦！”
郝仁无奈地揉着额角：“……我都在旁边站好几分钟了你说我看见没？”
“不可能！”莉莉瞪着眼，“我六识可敏锐了，你要在旁边站着我肯定知道！”
郝仁决定不跟这个撒手没的家伙较真，而是看向桌子上正一脸邀功地拍打尾巴的豆豆：“所以……你俩刚才确实是在测试狗炮……额，那什么神威什么裂天击的玩意儿？”
莉莉呼呼地头，一脸理所当然的样子。
“跟着人鱼学呲水就真的能成功？”郝仁还是有没法接受。
“这里面是有道理的！”莉莉一脸认真，“呲水只是表象，重要的是通过外在动作的诱导提高自己的集中力，而且当时我冲洛克玛顿打出去的光束纯属意外，压根没来得及仔细感受，所以这时候得找个外在因素帮助自己回忆回忆当时的‘口感’……”
郝仁让莉莉这歪理邪说唬的一愣一愣的，最后当然还是不信，但他也确认了一件事，这种不讲道理的事情在别人身上肯定不可能，但在莉莉身上……那就当它顺理成章吧。
捋顺这之后他总算淡定一些，脸上表情也认真起来：“咱们先不讨论‘口感’的事了，你搞明白这个能量光束到底是怎么回事了么？怎么突然你就多了这么个技能？”
他这是担心莉莉是在科洛的混沌环境中呆的时间太长产生了某种变异，虽然多了个口吐光波的功能看上去是件好事，可万一这技能有什么隐患那就乐子大了。
莉莉翻着眼睛想了想，敲了下拳头：“肯定是我平常锻炼身体起作用了！”
郝仁：“……”
找这家伙打听果然不靠谱，作为一个投错了胎的哈士奇精，她对自己的身体都一向稀里糊涂的，看样子还是回去给她做个全身检查更让人放心。
这时候莉莉才仿佛突然反应过来：“对了房东，你找我干嘛呀？”
郝仁笑了笑：“我来是跟你说一声，该回家喽咱们这趟在外面都折腾快俩月了。”
莉莉一听，顿时露出兴奋的表情，一下子蹦起来将近两米高：“嗷嗷终于要回家啦！”
郝仁没想到对方的反应这么大，也没想到会是这种反应，他有愣神：“……哈士奇不是最喜欢在外面疯跑么，怎么遛都遛不够的主，你这怎么反着来的？”
“废话，你一遛俩月谁受得了，”莉莉这时候高兴的也顾不上跟郝仁争论“哈士奇精不等于哈士奇”的问题了，落地之后拽着郝仁的胳膊就往外走，“走走走，回家回家回家，我想死我那被窝了……”
在阔别地球几乎两个月之后，郝仁一行终于回到了南郊那朴素却又温暖的家中。
塔罗斯的王宫，圣域的圣堂，再怎样华丽的豪宅巨栋都比不过这么个安安稳稳的家最起码在家里躺着不用担心身边突然刷出来俩集团军的魔物来……
一推门，却没有预料中积累两个月的尘土飞扬，尽管家具和地板上也都能看出些疏于打扫的迹象，但却完全不像是空置了两个月的结果，郝仁记着这次出发自己是带上了家里所有成员，因此看到这情况多少有意外：“诶？家里还有人打理着呢？”
“我们在‘外面’的时候老闲着也不是个事，毕竟那些炮台机械太空站什么的都是诺兰和数据终端在安排，我们在飞船上除了看书打牌玩游戏也没事做，所以中间就回来几趟，”南宫五月笑着解释，“不过后来一直没你的消息，大家都有没底，就连回家收拾屋子都没了心力，再加上最后几天咱们是一起行动的，家里也就没人打扫了……看来还是得好好擦洗擦洗。”
海妖姑娘一边说着一边走进了屋子，轻车熟路地变化形态，郝仁本来正面带微笑地看着这熟悉的日常一幕，但下一秒就瞪大了眼睛：因为五月这次竟然变了个八爪鱼出来上半身还是少女，下半身却从裙子里延伸出一条条触须，每一条带着吸盘的“手臂”都抓着一块抹布，就这么溜溜达达地开始东擦擦西擦擦……
郝仁：“……她怎么开始变这玩意儿了？！”
“大狗给出的主意，说这样擦地效率高，五月就接受了，”薇薇安随口说道，“而且你不觉得这样效率确实高么？”
郝仁回头看了一眼：“额，这么说的话一旦接受了这个设定还是挺带感……嗯哼，咱先别聊这个了，都帮忙收拾收拾，好些日子没住人，也不知道冰箱的东西都坏了没……老王你看煤气该灌了吧？莉莉你去帮五月打扫卫生，倒倒垃圾什么的，三八你去商店买新鲜蔬菜肉啥的回来。”
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