第一千三百八十九章 洛丽萨的接风宴
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自打莉莉搬进这个家里,郝仁的家具用物‘门’窗之类那是隔三差五就得坏一次,但反过来说,莉莉这修理家具‘门’窗的技术那也是水涨船高——毕竟她当个闲散兽医+冷‘门’作家的收入也有限,总不能三两天就赔一套新家具出来,所以也就只剩下提高自己的维修技术了。。:。在郝仁的提醒下,哈士奇姑娘抬眼一看,赫然就看到钢铁防盗‘门’上果然印着自己房东的一张大脸,那叫一个惟妙惟肖生动形象,而且不但是脸,这脸下面还印着半只手的轮廓,特‘抽’象主义地显示出了这张脸的主人在大‘门’袭来那一瞬间的抗拒和彷徨——哈士奇‘精’的耳朵当场就耷拉下来,开始苦‘逼’兮兮地修‘门’。
哈士奇‘精’修‘门’也跟别家不一样,她做钣金那是连工具都不用的,直接抱着‘门’板用手在两边拍拍打打,上面的凹凸痕迹瞬间就被她的怪力给拍的平整无比,别说郝仁那张脸了,就连‘门’上仅剩的几个装饰‘花’纹都被她拍打的跟镜子似的。事实上由于类似事件经常发生,这扇原本有着很多漂亮‘花’纹的钢铁防盗‘门’现在已经完全被拍平,郝仁毫不怀疑这‘门’除了‘门’框之外,其它地方其实已经被莉莉拍的跟纸一样薄了……
洛丽萨则跟在郝仁身后走入了这座与她想象中截然不同的“教皇宫”,她首先看到一个大客厅,客厅里摆设着各种风格奇怪的家具陈设,客厅周围则有几扇‘门’和一座向上的楼梯,应当是通往其它房间和二楼。在客厅对面的一张矮柜上,一个方方正正的扁平设备正呈现出栩栩如生的画面,一个满面笑容的‘女’人正在那里面举着个‘花’‘花’绿绿的袋子介绍:“……这款猫粮是我们本次节目重推荐的产品,对二岁以上的猫咪……”
在客厅中央的茶几上,猫姑娘正蹲坐在桌面上聚‘精’会神地盯着屏幕,口水哗哗流一地,听到郝仁进屋的动静之后这傻猫立刻就转身蹦了下来,三两下窜到郝仁身边拽着后者的领子使劲摇:“傻大猫!我要吃那个,我要吃那个,你现在就去给我买那个!”
一边摇还一边伸手指着电视上的猫粮广告,眼睛亮的都快能放出光圈来了。
“去去去……前阵子刚给你买的一大堆罐头你倒是吃啊?”郝仁一把将蠢猫的爪子拍下去,“还有说多少遍了,看电视的时候不准蹲在茶几上!!”
薇薇安听到客厅的动静,推开厨房‘门’探出头来:“郝仁你回来……这是洛丽萨?”
“大家好,”洛丽萨环视着客厅里的人,微笑着鞠了一躬,随后抬起手勾勒出一个解除魔法的符文,瞬间恢复了银白长发+‘精’灵长耳的本来形象,“郝仁说在外面的时候最好可以伪装一下,否则会引起不必要的关注——不过在这里应该无所谓了吧?”
她话音刚落,就看到八爪鱼形态的南宫五月摇摇晃晃地从二楼楼梯上爬了下来,海妖妹子下半身的每条触手上都卷着一块抹布,一边擦着楼梯扶手和台阶一边举起另外两根触手摇摆着打招呼:“无所谓无所谓,你看这屋里有几个保持人模样的……”
伊扎克斯把脑袋从报纸里抬起来:“我就是在家也一直保持人形啊。”
“这儿就你没资格说这个——你这变‘成’人形看着都跟异形似的,”郝仁随口扔过去一句,然后打眼找着恶魔小姑娘的身影,“老王你闺‘女’呢?”
“后院修我那电瓶车呢,”伊扎克斯嘿嘿笑着,对郝仁刚才的调侃完全没在意,反正他早习惯了,“怎么,找她有事?”
“趁着洛丽萨在咱家住几天,赶紧让小丫头跟人家学学变形术,省着每次出‘门’还又是戴美瞳又是戴帽子的,尾巴都得缠腰上,”郝仁脱下外套扔给滚,一边走向沙发一边随口说道,“另外你能换个‘交’通工具不?你那电三轮驮着你自己都费劲,还每天拉着一堆冰箱彩电洗衣机走街串巷,我都心疼那仨轱辘……滚!我给你衣服是让你帮忙挂起来,不是让你铺地上睡觉的!”
伊扎克斯听到变形术的事儿嘿嘿干笑两声:“嘿,她跟着我学不也一样么,我最近就准备教她了。”
郝仁闻言翻着白眼:“拉倒吧,她跟着你除了整天研究搓火球我就没见她学别的东西,而且你照照镜子,你自己这变形术能看?”
伊扎克斯想了想,不得不深以为然。
洛丽萨饶有兴致地看着郝仁一家子在自己眼前的日常‘交’流,脸上始终带着笑容,而且与她在霍尔莱塔时经常‘露’出的那种淡然微笑不同,她此刻的笑容似乎充满了温度。莉莉修完‘门’回来之后眼尖地注意到这,而且她还是个藏不住话的人,所以直接就凑上去问了:“你笑什么呐?”
“没什么,只是感觉……很好,”洛丽萨眨着眼睛,“我原以为会被安排到一个规矩森严的教会宫殿里,却没想到教皇生活的地方是这样一个热闹的……我不太好描述,但真比我一开始想象的好多了。”
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