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第一千五百零三章 搞了个大新闻

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平台上一大帮人跟郝仁面面相觑,场面一度十分尴尬。更多小说ltxsba.com

郝仁想了一大堆跟小伙伴们久别重逢之后该说点啥,从煽情到幽默再到平淡日常风各种腹稿打了一堆,结果这时候愣是让眼前的景象硬生生给怼回到了支气管里。虽然之前莉莉脱口说出某些真相的时候他就知道这帮家伙当时在外面干啥,但他万没想到这群人竟然从头到尾都在外面打麻将斗地主吃火锅搓游戏机,甚至他这头好不容易拯救完世界出来的时候看到的都仍然是如此令人黯然神伤的一幕……

这群家伙就不能干点别的团结紧张严肃活泼的事情么?

场面又尴尬了几秒钟之后平台上的众人才一个个回过神来,渡鸦12345一把呼噜掉脸上的小纸条,第一个跟郝仁打招呼:“啊呀,你顺利回来了!欢迎回来欢迎回来……”

小伊丽莎白顿时嚷嚷起来:“你耍赖!你又找借口把脸上的纸条弄掉了!”

莉莉眨眨眼,顺手把筷子上的肉片塞进嘴里,一边嚼着一边含含糊糊地嚷嚷:“房东你可算回来了诶(嚼嚼),你后头耽搁了好久的你知道不(嚼嚼)?好几个月,好几个月哎!话说这肉片怎么味道怪怪的……”

少女你吃下去的是生肉好么!

郝仁插着腰环视全场,挑着眉毛:“我刚拯救完世界回来你们就这么欢迎?”

广场上打牌搓麻涮锅玩游戏的家伙们互相对视了几眼,这才终于忍不住露出真正的笑容。

随后他们把手上的东西哗啦一扔,欢呼着就冲了上来。

一大群人围着郝仁和薇薇安,七嘴八舌地嚷嚷着乱七八糟的话题,郝仁几乎听不清楚他们每个人在说些什么,只能从一张张欢欣雀跃的面孔上感受到那种毫不掩饰的兴奋和喜悦之情,甚至就连海瑟安娜都高兴地过来跟郝仁打着招呼——当然她主要是冲着薇薇安来的。

“欢迎回来!好样的,我就知道你能行!”伊扎克斯拍着郝仁的胳膊,力道之大甚至让后者的刚性护盾火花四溅,即便在这位经历过大风大浪的恶魔之王看来,这种回溯一万年历史去力挽狂澜的行为都称得上是一场壮举。

哈苏这个面无表情的家伙也忍不住拍拍郝仁的肩膀:“辛苦了,很抱歉我没能走到最后,但你仍然完成了这个不可思议的挑战。”

数据终端也从人缝里钻了出来,照例是一个头槌砸在郝仁脑袋上(郝仁的头加数据终端这个槌,所以头槌没毛病):“行啊搭档,你还真能成?本机都寻思着给你代写遗嘱了……”

郝仁顺手就把这货扔了出去,这算是日常打招呼的一环。

然后他环视周围一圈,终觉得好像少了个人,冥思苦想半天才终于回忆起一个已经有点陌生的名字:“洛丽萨呢?”

来自梦位面霍尔莱塔的精灵女王复制体,最初的猎魔人洛丽萨,她在郝仁家做客的时候正好赶上了这次事件,但现在却看不到她的身影了。

“早就被女神大人送回去了,”回答郝仁的是小伊丽莎白,“你忘了?她只能在表世界呆那么几天的。”

郝仁有些发怔,笑着摇摇头:“还真忘了,我能记着有她这个人就不错了……这次真是一段漫长的旅途啊。”

“我听赫斯珀瑞斯说了,你们在古巴比伦和提亚马特大战还有在埃及对抗赛特的事儿,”南宫五月凑上前来,兴奋的满面红光,长长的蛇尾巴在半空甩来甩去(我们可以忽视掉被她下意识卷起来的南宫三八),“听上去太刺激了!”

这个走哪哪怂的家伙倒还挺喜欢听这种冒险故事——好像旁听一下就锻炼了胆量似的。

“薇薇安大人!我想死你啦!”海瑟安娜百分之九十的注意力都放在薇薇安身上,小蝙蝠精使劲往后者身上蹭着,“我还担心这个家伙能不能顺利把你找回来呢,没想到他还挺有本事嘛……”

薇薇安哭笑不得地应付着在自己身上蹭来蹭去的小蝙蝠精,有心想摆脱这种尴尬的亲密方式,但在找回了罗马时代的记忆之后她对海瑟安娜的态度也有不小变化,所以最后还是无奈地暂且容忍了这个熊孩子过于人来疯的举动。

郝仁跟薇薇安一块应付着朋友们的热情,而其中最难应付的果然还是莉莉:就如每一个合格的哈士奇那样,她现在已经完全进入久别重逢的亢奋状态,不但上蹿下跳而且还拼命试图去舔郝仁的脸——她甚至还想去舔薇薇安两口以示友好,那条毛茸茸的蓬松尾巴在她身子后面摇晃的仿佛要起飞一般,滚喵就因为不小心站在她身后,结果竟然一下子就被抽飞出去了……

“冷静,冷静!”郝仁伸手使劲按着莉莉不断窜上来的脑袋,“我不就是几个月没回来……诶我去好大的劲儿……这狗要疯?”

“你就认好的吧,”薇薇安在旁边看着说风凉话,“她这动静已经是哈士奇里面好的了,正常情况下一个哈士奇仨月以上没见你就能忘了你是谁,她还能认得你说明她在族群里面超凡脱俗。”

莉莉疯归疯但耳朵可一直支棱着,听到薇薇安这话顿时嗷一声就扑过去了:“蝙蝠你别以为你刚回来我就不敢咬你了!”

薇薇安轻车熟路地搓出一个闪电球准备拿来电狗,而莉莉则呲着牙做好了用脸硬接高压电顺便啃对方一脑门子牙印的准备,郝仁看到这个情况赶紧拦在中间:“好了好了好了,你俩这时候都不消停点,这么长时间没见了就不能好好打个招呼么……”

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