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第一千六百二十八章 小弱鸡的改造

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这一次梦位面之行的收获非同小可,不管是终焉网络的情报还是创世女神终极计划的真相都近乎颠覆了一直以来对梦位面事件的调查,所以郝仁回到表世界之后几乎没在家呆多久,把任务报告整理出来之后就直接揣着数据终端风风火火地赶赴神国——他得尽快把自己知道的事情告诉渡鸦12345。更多小说ltxsba.com

当然,顺便还得把之前托女神照顾的小弱鸡也接过来。

让一个神经病照料着,也不知道那小东西现在咋样了……不过想来应该不会受到渡鸦12345的神经病影响,毕竟小弱鸡没有脑子,连洛克玛顿的力量都拿她没辙……

空间传送进入渡鸦12345的领域,还是熟悉的神国,还是熟悉的大洋房,郝仁这次很欣慰地看到渡鸦12345并没有炸掉自己的房子,甚至连洋房周围的花园也郁郁葱葱生机盎然,而且被修剪得整整齐齐,一看就知道——

这是刚炸过重建起来的,还没来得及祸祸。

在奥术仆从的引领下,郝仁来到了渡鸦12345的办公室,进屋之后他就更确定这房子是刚盖起来的了:因为办公室里居然连面条味儿都闻不到——这房子甚至是一顿饭之前刚重建的!

渡鸦12345就坐在她的大办公桌后面,表面看起来正在认真工作(当然实际上也可能真的是在认真工作),注意到郝仁进屋之后也不说话就在那四处乱看,她忍不住主动开口了:“你看啥呢,一进屋就东张西望的——我可是听说你这次在梦位面有了巨大发现来着。”

郝仁这才一愣神反应过来,随手从兜里掏出数据终端扔给渡鸦12345,同时自顾自地在女神桌子旁边找到了自己最喜欢的位置一屁股坐下去:“你自己看看吧,妈蛋信息量太大了,三两句话跟你说不清楚。对了,弱鸡呢?”

“你这对待上司的态度越来越差了啊,”渡鸦12345接过数据终端,同时对郝仁翻了个白眼,“再怎么说我也是挂牌上岗的女神,礼貌性地信一下不行么——你等会我把弱鸡叫出来。”

她一边说着一边打了个响指,然后郝仁就看到桌子上突然浮现出了一扇小巧的空间门,在空间门的闪烁中,一个小小的身影从里面一溜烟地跑了出来,正是熟悉的手办薇薇安:小弱鸡。

小东西跑出来之后在办公桌上胡乱绕了两圈,然后仿佛才注意到坐在旁边的郝仁,于是停下来愣愣地看着后者,一时间,俩“人”四目相对。

“噫——”小东西呆了两秒钟之后才好像突然反应过来,高举着双手发出了一声意义不明的叫声,然后飞快地跑到郝仁面前,伸出手直勾勾地盯着他,嘴里不断发出“嘶嘶”的声音。

郝仁顿时就愣了,感觉这才一个月没见这小东西就跟自己印象里不一样了,他挠挠头发:“这啥意思?”

渡鸦12345头也不抬地摆摆手:“跟你要吃的,到她饭点了,我还没做饭呢。”

郝仁怔了怔,赶紧一边从随身空间里掏吃的一边嘀咕:“诶这路数不对啊,她都会这么跟人要吃的了?我记着之前她见人第一件事就是扔个暗影箭过去,哪怕肚子饿了都少不了这个步骤,怎么现在都能好好跟人交流了?”

他随身空间里跟个杂货铺似的什么都有,除了执行任务需要的装备之外就都是家里人日常所用的东西了,因为指不定会带着谁出任务,所以他干脆在空间里塞满了每一个人的东西,而自从小弱鸡正式成为家中一员,他也个这个小东西留出了一小块空间——考虑到小弱鸡除了吃之外没有任何需求,那一小块空间里塞的就都是鲜肉。

他掏出提前切好的肉片递给正眼巴巴等着的小东西,后者顿时发出了欢天喜地的叫声,一把抢过肉片就张大嘴巴准备啃下去,不过她刚要开饭旁边的渡鸦12345就轻哼了一声:“嗯?忘了?”

小弱鸡激灵一下子,抱着肉片仿佛陷入了思考,使劲回忆一番之后才对郝仁弯了弯腰:这可能是个鞠躬,但小不点模仿的非常拙劣,几乎像是准备匍匐在地,可仍然能看出她是在表示谢谢。

郝仁的脸在那一瞬间固化了。

看了一眼已经坐在桌上抱起肉片撕扯起来的小不点型薇薇安,他转头瞪着渡鸦12345,如同白日见鬼:“我勒个……你这是怎么办到的?!你把一个压根没有脑子的邪念体给教育的五讲四美了么?!”

“离五讲四美还远着呢,”渡鸦12345带着一脸“老娘本来就这么厉害所以这点小事情毛毛雨”的表情摆了摆手,“而且她也不是真正的‘没脑子’,只是思维极度混乱在加上灵魂扭曲所以呈现出没有理智的状态而已,这搁在别人手里大概就真的没救了,但老娘是谁,老娘女神啊,有工作证的!这阵子我净研究着她的改造方案了,你看,这不是初见成果么?”

郝仁带着不可思议的表情看看小弱鸡又看看渡鸦12345,语气突然有点古怪:“您老人家身为女神每天不忙着拯救世界反而沉迷养鸡——这事儿让你的信徒知道了真的没问题么?”

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