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第一千六百三十章 莉莉的小想法

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郝仁并不知道在自己离开之后渡鸦12345的大洋房里发生的事情,不过估计就算知道了他也不会有任何反应,反正女神姐姐那神经病画风早已深入人心,她手底下的教皇们没有一个会关心自家女神什么时候在哪抽风的。龙腾小说ltxsba.com

离开“神国”回到南郊之后郝仁没有直接回家,而是先在附近街道溜达了一圈,去超市买瓶水去肉店买点肉之类的,姑且算是让邻居们知道某个隔三差五就会失踪十天半个月的待业青年并没有被传销的拐进去,然后他才回到家。

刚来到门口还没把钥匙摸出来,他就听到门背后传来一阵磕磕碰碰的声音以及光脚踩在地板上噼里啪啦的声响,紧接着眼前的大门就被人给一把拽开,出现在面前的果然是莉莉那张兴奋到冒光的脸:“哦哦房东回来啦!房东回来啦!房东你还拎着肉回来的啊?”

郝仁还没反应过来就感觉手里一轻,紧接着莉莉就跟一阵风似的又风风火火拎着肉跑开了,边跑边嚷嚷:“蝙蝠蝙蝠房东回来啦咱们可以开饭啦——房东还买肉了你赶紧给我炖上……哎我知道赶不上这顿饭了等吃完饭我当零食吃行不?”

郝仁一脸懵逼地进屋,看到伊扎克斯正坐在沙发上看报纸,老恶魔抬头笑了笑:“你没回来的时候她就一直在门口附近蹲着等你,不过现在看来她真正在等的是饭……”

郝仁扯扯嘴角:这姑且能算是忠犬属性吧?反正对一只哈士奇你的要求不能太高……

厨房的门打开,薇薇安围着围裙端着一盆热气腾腾的蔬菜汤从里面走了出来,一边把菜汤放在饭桌上一边对郝仁笑着点头:“在女神那还顺利不?我知道她肯定不管饭所以给你也做上了。”

“挺顺,接下来几天我能歇着了,”郝仁一边说着一边在兜里摸索起来,“你先把东西放下,来跟小家伙打个招呼——这家伙也是好几天没回来了。”

被掏出来的正是缩成一小团在呼呼大睡的小弱鸡:这个点钟并不是她睡觉的点,但大概是在渡鸦12345那边精神压力太大,离开之后突然放松,她竟然在路上就睡着了。也多亏小家伙一路上都挺安静,否则郝仁还真不敢就这么把她揣在兜里出门逛街去……

“呦呦,弱鸡啊,”莉莉比薇薇安凑过来的还快,上前用手指头戳着小弱鸡的脸,“这么多天不见还真有点想她的——看这气色在女神那边过得不错嘛。”

“这货什么时候也有气色这种属性了,”薇薇安翻了个白眼,“自打生下来就这幅模样……啊,醒过来了。”

突然出现的光亮和周围人说话的声音让小弱鸡从睡梦中惊醒,小不点迷迷糊糊地睁开眼睛,看到周围的一圈大脸盘子顿时被吓了一大跳,“嘶哈”一声就翻身跳了起来,然后一脸警惕地转着圈做出戒备的模样,手里还比比划划的。

薇薇安皱了皱眉:“这是真没脑子么?怎么这么快就不认人了?”

小弱鸡听到薇薇安的声音呆了一下,然后皱着小脸似乎努力思考了一番,这才反应过来眼前是谁,于是往薇薇安面前一站,伸出双手:“哈啊——”

郝仁捂着额头:“除了嘶哈吓啪biubiubiu之外就只知道睡觉吃饭么……明明刚在女神那边吃过的。”

“她这是要喝水,”薇薇安翻了个白眼,顺手从桌子上拿过一个小碟子,倒上一浅底的水推到小弱鸡面前,看到后者低头喝水她才突然间反应过来,“诶等等,我怎么觉得这小东西跟以前不太一样了?”

郝仁微微一笑:“是啊,更加听话了是吧?这次甚至没有360°biubiubiu,也没有冲上去抓你头发,刚开始连我都吓了一跳——也不知道渡鸦12345是怎么教育过来的,竟然能把一个没有脑子的家伙培养到这个地步。”

“管他呢,反正是女神,肯定比咱们手段高明,”薇薇安对这个问题并不怎么在意,她一边解下围裙一边走向饭桌,“先吃饭吧,大狗都快饿的暴走了。话说今天中午做了两样饭,米饭面条你要吃哪个?”

郝仁刚打算开口,就突然听到桌子上传来细细小小的一声尖叫,低头一看却发现小弱鸡正刺溜一下子窜到茶壶后面,小东西好像受到了莫大的惊吓,一边抱着茶壶柄一边哆哆嗦嗦地探头看着外面,这幅又怂又委屈的模样简直让人不敢相信她在不久之前还是个对着老王那张脸都敢biubiubiu的莽者。

薇薇安眨眨眼:“我不就提了一句面条么,怎么就吓成这样……”

郝仁听到薇薇安的话心中一动,赶紧顺着小弱鸡的视线看过去,结果赫然看到小东西正紧盯着的就是摆在桌上的一盆凉面,看小不点那哆哆嗦嗦的模样,不知道的还以为有人要把她扔盆里炖了呢。

正拿着个碗准备盛饭的南宫三八也注意到了这点,他立刻联想到某位女神那超级接地气的饮食习惯,脸色古怪起来:“话说……这个小东西突然变得这么听话该不会就跟面条有关吧?”

他这“面条”俩字刚说出口,小弱鸡紧跟着就又惊呼了一声,这次她干脆完全蜷缩在茶壶的阴影里面,说什么也不愿意把脑袋探出来了……

所有人:“……”

“我算是明白怎么回事了,”郝仁一巴掌拍在脑门上,“她在渡鸦12345那边能吃到的只有面条——但她是吃肉的啊!该不会每次吃饭的时候渡鸦12345都是给她硬塞的?然后就这么强行把这个小疯子给折腾服气了?”

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