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第一千六百八十七章 都是一家人

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事实证明哪怕天生学霸都不一定就喜欢写作业,像创世女神这样热爱学习的好孩子你让她连着做二十八套大题那也是会积累怨念的——而当这个积累了怨念的“好孩子”还顺便是你丈母娘的时候,那就更有的受了……

每每念及此事,郝仁就不得不再次感叹这帮长生种的辈分关系真TM天打雷劈一般的混乱……

片刻之后,郝仁和莉亚就站在了南郊老宅子的大门口。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com

“哦——”小个子的创世女神仰头看着眼前这座颇有些年头的老屋,略有些夸张地拉长了音调,“原来你们就住在这个地方啊?”

“是不是跟你想象的不一样?”郝仁对莉亚这种反应早就习惯了,“不止你一个人意外的。”

“是不太一样,我还以为你会住在一个很大的宫殿里,或者是军事基地之类的地方,”莉亚点点头,“毕竟你是个教皇,同时还是无人机军团的指挥官——没想到你就住这儿。这算是隐士精神么?”

“我本来就住这儿,”郝仁耸耸肩,“跟渡鸦12345签合同之前就住这了,换工作之后也没搬家。房子嘛,就是个遮风挡雨的地方,重要的是人在哪,大家在这里都住的挺开心,那这不就是家了么?”

莉亚默默听完,脸上的表情突然略有些感慨:“是啊……大家都开开心心地住在一起真好……”

郝仁一看这情况突然有点想抽自己嘴巴——这真是哪壶不开提哪壶,眼前这位刚刚家破人亡的,昔日子民差不多死了个干净,创始之星也炸个稀碎,自己脑抽了在她面前感叹这些干啥!

念及此他赶紧转移莉亚的注意力:“啊,别在门口傻站着了,这时候大家应该都在里面呢,进去打个招呼呗——我跟你讲,薇薇安肯定得被你吓一跳……”

说话间他已经把钥匙凑近了大门,不过还没来得及开锁,就突然听到门后边传来一阵噼里啪啦的脚步声,紧跟着大门就被人一把拽开了,莉莉那张兴奋到发光的笑脸杵在他面前:“呀!房东你回来啦!刚才我在屋里都听着你声音来着。你怎么没直接在客厅开个门,是从外面走……”

不等哈士奇姑娘说完,郝仁就侧开一点身子露出后面的莉亚:“哦,我是带她来看看。”

莉莉顿时瞪大了狗眼:“哇!是莉亚!!”

说完她就赶紧把手里的大门靠墙放好,闪开身子让出一条道来:“快进来快进来,话说你怎么来了?”

莉亚一愣一愣地看着元气十足的莉莉和被她放到一边的大门,又扭头对郝仁露出疑惑的神色:“这样真的没……”

郝仁绷着脸点头:“没毛病,日常现象。”

感觉大开眼界的创世女神就这样稀里糊涂地被迎进了房门,进屋第一眼就看到了正大马金刀坐在沙发上捧着份报纸认真研读的老恶魔,老恶魔旁边是正拿个改锥对着一个破收音机戳来戳去的小恶魔,而八爪鱼形态的南宫五月正爬在客厅的地板上,下半身延伸出来的触手末端卷着七八个抹布和一个豆豆,正一边擦地一边逗孩子……

客厅里目前就这仨人(再加一条鱼),而他们都被突然出现在面前的莉亚给吓了一跳,大概是从未想过本应该呆在梦位面的创世女神会冷不丁过来串门吧,一个个都瞪大了眼睛,伊丽莎白手里的改锥更是一个没留神戳歪,直接就把那个奄奄一息的破收音机给捅了个对穿……

“啊……大家好,”莉亚有点尴尬地举起手打个招呼,“我就是来看看。”

幸好这时候郝仁从后面闪过来解了莉亚的尴尬:“是质量投影——我们刚从渡鸦12345那回来,莉亚的质量投影还有点时间,就带她过来看看了。”

这时候厨房的门突然被人一把推开,系着围裙的海瑟安娜从里面走了出来,小蝙蝠精半个身子都沾着面粉,也不知道之前是在干啥。她是听见客厅里的动静才出来看看的,这时候一眼就看到了房间中央貌似正接受全民围观的莉亚,脸上顿时露出好奇神色:“你是哪位?”

客厅里的几位一时间也想不好该怎么解释,同时开口的时候七嘴八舌:“是朋友。”“是神仙。”“是合作伙伴。”“是你姥姥……”

也不知道最后这条是谁说的,反正一下子嚷嚷起来海瑟安娜是一个都没听清,最后还是郝仁等大家安静下来之后开的口:“她叫做莉亚,是薇薇安的……”

结果他这头话还没说完,海瑟安娜那边已经仿佛看见阶级敌人般唰一下子摆出了战斗姿态:“是薇薇安大人的什么?我跟你说你别随便往家里领人啊!我这还没完全承认你是我爸呢你别乱给我拉亲戚!!”

郝仁后半句话就直接这么硬生生噎死在支气管里了,以他那有限的国产电视剧观影经验此刻他完全无法判断这个小蝙蝠精在千分之一秒内到底都脑补了些什么玩意儿,而更让他胸闷气短的是海瑟安娜这熊孩子说的话——这种后爸和叛逆期女儿之间暗流涌动的交流方式是打哪来的?小蝙蝠这刚在家住了两天就要上天是吧?

不过考虑到莉亚外表上的年幼,海瑟安娜脑海里闪过的危机感到底是啥似乎也不是猜不到……

而这时候薇薇安显然也听到了客厅里的动静,她在海瑟安娜身后也跟着推门走了出来:“怎么了?郝仁回来了?”

说着话她就看到了正一脸蒙圈站在客厅中央的莉亚,顿时一惊:“啊——你怎么来了?”

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