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第1078章 驴车撞宇宙战舰

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尤其是,它想到了楚风曾告诉过它,做驴要自信,它直接在这里昂首长嘶:“啾啾啾……”

众人石化!

楚风以手捂脸,这该死的驴精,破了他不动如山功,让他也受不了,脸皮再厚也吃不消。

这头驴子在边荒时就曾这么叫过,还美其名曰:自信,学不死鸟叫!

可是,无论是听在楚风耳中,还是听在现场众人的耳中,都像是老麻雀在叫。

啾啾啾……

楚风捂着脸,太丢人了,原本还想就这么淡定的过去呢,结果被所有人审视,盯着看个没完。

短暂的宁静,传出哄笑声。

“嘿,小兄弟你师承何人,姓字名谁?”有人打招呼,满脸笑意。

这么丢人的事,楚风怎么可能自报大号,但也不能不搭理,他鼓着腮帮子,瓮声瓮气,道:“听说过乌鸦天尊的传人吗,四年多前,大战边荒龙窝,小乌鸦是也!”

“谁喊我呢?”灰色交易区深处,传来耳熟的声音,让楚风想骂娘,正主小乌鸦在这里?而且似乎正在飞速赶来,还在喊着:“听说有个乘坐驴车的家伙来了,在哪里?让我看一看!”

同时,交易区边缘这里也有人狐疑,道:“我认识那头小乌鸦,刚才还交谈过呢,不是你啊。”

楚风道“听我说完,刚才没讲清楚。昔年边荒龙窝中,太武传人压四方,虽有贱名称狗娃,但真正实力却第一。”

楚风在那里严肃地说道,依旧是打死也不想说出自身,而是较为模糊地拿太武传人狗娃冒充顶替。

“姬大德!”

然而,就在人群中,一个唇红齿白的少年正在对楚风咬牙切齿,怒目而视,简直是七窍喷火!

楚风愕然,太尴尬与倒霉了,太武的传人居然也在此地,当初被他废掉了,可而今却周身灿灿,英姿勃发。

这才过去四年半,他居然宛若十一二岁那么高挑了,颇有一股英气,身体成长未免太快了!

楚风确信没认错,就是狗娃,遇上了苦主!

同时,在太武传人的身边还有几名年轻男女,一个个气质格外出众,宛若画卷中人,疑似他的师兄与师姐。

“姬大德,你居然出山了,驾驭驴车悠悠踏月而至,真是有格调啊。”小乌鸦出现,在那里大喊。

楚风觉得完了,自己一世英名啊,被这两个毛头小子败坏了,原本他还想蒙混过去报假名呢。

可是现在,灰色交易区内无人不识君。

“可耻啊,你居然想冒充我们!”小乌鸦眼里不揉沙子,在那里痛斥。

“有点意思,这就是边荒那块犄角旮旯走出来的那个叫什么姬无德的蛮夷崽子?”

“真是好笑!”

这是一对少年男女,带着轻慢之色,言语不善。

两人并非太武一脉,但跟他们关系匪浅。

这两人很出众,十几岁的样子,宛若自斑斓诗画中走出,带着仙道气质,男的丰神如玉,女子清冷惊艳。

而他们的座驾则是一艘宇宙飞船,正从上面降落而下,两人向太武传人那里走去,打了个招呼。

太武一脉的人都微笑,对两人很客气,毫无疑问,这对男女身份很高,不是常人。

“驾驭驴车也好意思出现在此地?我劝你还是回你的边荒蛮夷部落去吧。”

“真丢人!”

那对男女言辞越发不善。

楚风是什么人,不会委屈自己,当即背负一双小手,扬着下巴道:“井底之蛙,驾驭个破烂战舰就了不起啊,信不信,我这辆驴车便足以将你们的破铁皮舱撞成烂铁。”

驴车撞宇宙战舰?他还真敢说!所有人都无语。

“呵呵……”那两人顿时笑了,满脸鄙夷之色,越发觉得,这从蛮荒大山中走出的所谓被太武一脉忌惮的厉害妖孽也不过如此,实在有些蠢萌,驴子拉车撞宇宙战舰?还真敢想,脑子有问题!

“来,来,来,我们的战舰就在这里,赶着你的驴车来撞吧,让我们看一看你们边荒蛮族的风采!”

那对男女嘴角噙着笑,尽是讽刺之意,当众挖苦与蔑视。

有人跟着大笑,也有人面无表情没有掺合,但不管怎样说许多进化者都将目光投向此地。

“凤凰,去,将那破烂战舰给撞成十八截!”楚风开口。

将一头驴子称呼为凤凰?让许多人觉得不靠谱,同时,也有一些身份很惊人的进化者面皮抽搐,不由自主看向一个方位。

因为,那边可是有一位少女妖孽,威震十州,被唤作凤凰。

“有意思,撞吧!”那对男女满脸都是嘲弄的笑,让楚风尽管下手。

楚风下车,吩咐驴精狠劲儿去撞。

然而驴精却怂了,开什么玩笑,它是血肉之躯,而目标却是能轰碎星辰的宇宙战舰,它冲撞过去嫌命长吗?

“你傻啊,不会用灵车漂移之术吗?”楚风瞪它。

“儿啊儿啊……”驴精一听便开心了,直接发出驴叫声,但很快又醒悟与自恃起来,强迫自己露出自信的风采,叫道:“啾啾啾……”

然后,它尥着蹶子,便冲宇宙战舰狂奔而去,要撞战舰!

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