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第八百五十四章 死了都要撩

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“妖妖,感谢生命中有你,在异域那些绝望的,感动的,我们两人一同经历的,历历在目,让我心颤抖,难以忘记,百年光阴你我共守,我……都记得,没有忘却你!”

楚风在这里煽情,一副激昂与深情的样子。龙腾小说网ltxsba.com

然而,无论是大黑牛还是东北虎,亦或是脸皮贼厚的老驴,都感觉起了一层鸡皮疙瘩,真是受不了。

他们心中可谓无比同情,楚风这次骚包过头,彻底露底,要倒血霉了,这实在让他们都替他脸红。

周全实在忍受不住,想要提醒楚风,他梳着大背头,头上长着四根犄角,张嘴就要喊楚风。

然而,大黑牛很果断的拉住他,暗中传音,道:“年轻人你太嫩,你去干什么,这是多么难得的机会,让楚魔头放飞自我,聆听他的心意,表现给妖妖公主看,多好啊!”

周全无语,这只大黑牛太不厚道,让楚风放我自我?估计一会儿真被轰飞起来,那种场面可以预想。

黄牛用手捂着一直眼睛,另一只眼睛在窥视,也暗中传音,告诉周全,道:“不作死就不会死,让他骚包,别管他,让他继续放飞自我,让他接着撩妖妖。”

短暂的一瞬间,昆仑一群大妖达成共识,看楚风作死,看他骚包,给他撩妖妖的机会。

“哇,好感动啊,我都要哭了!”少女曦很坏,大眼睛笑成月牙状,表现出一副听的很投入的样子,道:“楚风你和妖妖到底经历了什么,让你这样的难以忘怀,细说一说。”

“我们经历了太多的事,感天动地,刻骨铭心,哪怕从异域回来,我都难以忘记,有些事永远刻在我的灵魂印记中,永生难忘!”

楚风一副自我感动的样子,深情的看着妖妖,那表情,那姿态,仿佛真的有真挚而纯真的情感在两人间流淌。

“兄弟,你好可怜!”东北虎咧着血盆大嘴,这么开口,这是实话,在他们看来,楚风现在好作,一会儿保准被打个半死。

“是啊,真可怜,兄弟啊,我为你伤心,无比同情你,唉!”大黑牛更是假模假样的拍了拍楚风的肩头,在这里感慨。

楚风完全不知道什么情况,只是有点狐疑,自己对妖妖煽情呢,这几个大老粗感动与伤感个毛线啊?

“你们还真是……感性,有点脆弱,这是我与妖妖共患难的经历,有感动,有真情,但是你们没事乱抹什么眼泪,老驴说你呢,你怎么回事?”楚风盯着老驴。

老驴没眼泪,在那里干抹,叹道:“兄弟,你知道的,老驴我一向具有同情心,看到你这样,听你说的那么惨,我真是浑身起鸡皮疙瘩,心有戚戚焉,唉,想替你哭!”

“毛病!”楚风一脸郁闷与发懵的神色,将一头驴子感动到要哭,这叫什么事!

他又深情的看向妖妖,不知死活的接着撩,说起他们在另一个世界生死与共的具体细节,比如妖妖如同天外飞仙,去救楚风,也比如楚风不顾自身安危,帮妖妖挡了武神长子的一矛,险些魂飞魄散,两人相依,一路扶持同行。

“这骚包没救了!”黄牛彻底捂上了两只眼睛,不忍心看他。

大老黑在那里打哆嗦,道:“我第一次知道,咱兄弟楚大魔头这么能撒狗血,这简直是……死了都要撩!”

就是獒王这么严肃的人,都在那里点头,见过脸皮厚的,可是没见过这楚风这么无道德,无底线的。

马王摸着自己锃亮的大光头,感叹道:“咱兄弟,这是在作死的路上一去不返,一骑绝尘,会当凌绝顶,一览众山下,脸皮厚的天下无敌,殊不知,这次栽了,这跟头估计足以让他回味几年!”

终于,妖妖开口,长裙飘曳,绝代芳华,现在她的超然气质全面呈现出来,打遍上古宇宙黄金一代无敌手的姿态尽显无疑,当年就是星空下第一美女,再加上所向披靡,女王范的天女在她面前都得低头,气质相去甚远。

“你在说我与你的经历?”妖妖平静地问道,盯着这个作死的家伙。

“妖妖,你忘记了吗,你被武神的长子劈中一掌,我施展大宗师级的场域神术,抱着你飞天遁地,改变山河走向,整整九天九夜抱着你飞腾……”

少女曦感觉牙酸,真受不了他。

妖妖则很平静,道:“可是,你不久前不是还在大梦净土勾一搭二,想要迎娶两大圣女吗,怎么转眼间,又来我这里煽情,你这是作死呢?还是作死呢!”

“妖妖,你变心了,你全都忘记了,我对你一往情深,我们有那样共同的经历,我怎么会去撩其他女子。在大梦净土我不过是敷衍,戏说要娶两个圣女,他们肯定不会同意,我正是如此才借机抽身。一切都是为了你,我想尽快赶到你身边。”楚风义正言辞。

“太作了,我都感觉受不了,真想替妖妖公主拍死他!”连老驴都这么嘀咕,更何况是其他人。

妖妖看着楚风,道:“你确信,你记忆没有错,记得你我之间的事?”

“当然,在那个世界,我们彼此相依,一路共进,情谊真挚,我真的好心痛,空间漩涡太无情,斩掉你的记忆。”楚风继续作死。

然而,妖妖也受不了了,不想看他继续作下去,直接挥动巴掌,给他来了个五雷轰顶,一片闪电直接砸下去。

“妖妖,你怎么这样对我?!”楚风七窍喷电弧。

砰!

妖妖翻手拍了一掌,顿时让原地出现一个人形大坑,楚风没影了,被打进地下深处,同时一片雷霆也跟进去了。

“兄弟,别作了,我们都是带着记忆回来的,在异域发生的事都记得清楚。”

直至到了这一刻,大黑牛才好心的提醒。

然后,楚风就跳脚了,气的七窍生烟,这特么的太尴尬了,他这真是秉承大无畏的作死精神在这里折腾。

冲出地表后,没等妖妖收拾他,楚风自己先以头撞山壁,并且喊着:“你们都不要拦我,我不想活了!”

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