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第593章 雅女有约

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“什么片子?”

李伟杰问道。

“香港片,肉蒲团,3D的。”

宋雅女答道。

李伟杰听了宋雅女报的片名,下巴差点掉了下来,因为不知道她的用意,所以他颇为惊讶的问道:“你要搞清楚哦!那可是一部三级片啊!”

宋雅女只是眨着眼睛说道:“人家没看过嘛!听别人说很有意思,可是人家一个人不好意思去看,你就陪人家去嘛!”

她说着还一脸无辜的望着李伟杰,那模样好像在说:“傻瓜,到时候占便宜的还不是你嘛?”

李伟杰以前听人说过有些女孩子的眼睛能勾魂之类的话,直到他认识了宋雅女,他才相信这样的形容,当她看着自己的时候,眼中流露出万千深情,彷佛欲言又止,那深邃的眼眸更是望得李伟杰浑身乏力,骨头都酥了。

《3D肉蒲团》正式全球公映,华夏国内地的观众为了这部期待已久的大片,不惜抛金钱洒热汗,奔走组团赴香港观影。为了提高国民的指数,光腚总局决定引进此片的内地版,方便13亿观众观看,但是鉴于我国基本没有三级片公映经验,对《3D肉蒲团》内地版的上映,须遵守以下条件:1、肉蒲团的名字过于露骨,必须先改名为《万恶为首》方可上映。2、色情暴力镜头不允许出现在电影中,必须进行剪辑。当然,为了保证观影质量,剪后片长不会比预告片短。3、片中若有大尺度的裸露场面,必须打上马赛克遮挡,以看不清男女特征为标准。4、入场观众必须是已婚人士,请各位在入场前出示结婚证。为避免假结婚、闪电结婚现象暴增,须结婚半年以上人士方可入场观看。5、影院观众席必须分为男宾区和女宾区,以免在观影过程中和散场时,引起不必要的男女矛盾。6、须确保影院里面卫生条件良好,不许出现满地纸巾现象,并要确保影院里无异味、无异音、无怪异动作出现。7、影院必须具备止血药、降压药、救心丸等药品,最好有救护车随时候命,确保观众人身安全。8、影院附近必须封路,并配备大量交通协管员,以免引起交通堵塞。9、必须安排政治辅导员进影院,对观众的世界观、人生观、价值观,进行及时正确的辅导和指引。10、影片上映期间,必须加强城市的治安管理,防止某些不良现象和违法案件数暴涨。

看着那一长串条件,李伟杰笑着问宋雅女道:“你确定要看这个?”

宋雅女用力摇着小脑袋瓜,一副深受打击的模样,其实这部片其实李伟杰以前在学校的时候早就已经看过了,况且这种程度的三级片,终究没有A片中真枪实弹的表演来得露骨,对他来说并不怎么刺激。

最后,两人选了一部甄子丹主演的新片《武侠》李伟杰无所谓,他反正是看汤唯的。

电影院里,看电影的人寥寥无几,现在可是早上九点啊!谁没事这个时候来看电影?宋雅女还为买到了早晨第一场电影的半价票而高兴了一阵子。

其中一个情节是汤唯在洗鱼鳔,丹哥在旁边来了一句你知道我不喜欢鱼腥味,咱不用了,有孩子就有孩子,咱虽然苦一点还养的起。

李伟杰一下没反应过来鱼鳔和生孩子有啥关系,愣了一秒钟突然哈哈大笑,宋雅女问他笑什么。

他说你没看懂吗?宋雅女说没看懂,晕,估计有一部分筒子会看的一头雾水,现在就对这一段对有些单纯的筒子翻译一下。

汤唯:“丹哥我准备了8个TT,还是薰衣草味的耶。”

丹哥:“唯妹,你知道我不喜欢薰衣草味,咱们还是不用了吧!”

汤唯:“丹哥,不用会有效BB的。”

丹哥:“有就有呗!哥是负责人的男人,生了咱养得起。”

李伟杰是老油条了,自然不在乎,不过宋雅女就不行了,其实她在寝室里,也没少受那些妇女的熏陶,但是因为现在是和李伟杰在一起,情况又不同了。

听了李伟杰的解释,宋雅女微张着嘴巴,眼睛媚地能滴水出来,看似全神贯注的看着银幕上演的情节,其实脑中浮现出的是电影里俩主角在男女交欢的激情镜头,而且她还会用力抓着李伟杰的手臂,他甚至能感到宋雅女的手心微微的出汗。

只见宋雅女盯着屏幕上的男女主角,脑海中的景象不知不觉发生了变化,成了自己一丝不挂的在床上和李伟杰翻云覆雨,她的眼中也蒙上了一层雾气,这是女人动情的征兆。

因为李伟杰紧挨着宋雅女,只见她诱人的胸部随着呼吸轻轻起伏着,身体稍稍侧卧,将她优美的身体曲线暴露无遗,裙子的下缘只遮到大腿的中段,露出一截丰腴浑圆的大腿,光滑柔嫩,紫色的皮制凉鞋更是勾勒出一双完美的雪足。

即使宋雅女穿着丝袜,但是她那光洁的脚踝、晶莹的脚趾,也足以令坐在旁边的李伟杰欲火焚身,李伟杰盯着她的胸脯对她进行全身意,他想象宋雅女那乌黑柔顺的秀发、细腻的肌肤、高耸挺拔的、平坦光滑的、细致诱人的柳腰、丰腴柔软的臀部、修长匀称的。

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