第596章 遇美双双
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电影终于散场后,已经是晚上九点半了,宋雅女双手勾住李伟杰的右手,两人随着人潮走出戏院。
宋雅女忽然抬起头看着李伟杰,小声的问道:“伟杰,那些日本片里的女的在那个的时候为什么会那样一直的叫?”
李伟杰看着宋雅女,不知道她是真的不了解还是在捉弄自己,于是李伟杰呵呵笑着答道:“那得要问你们女孩子了,我是男的怎么会知道?不过我想大概那女的是藉此表示她很快乐吧!”
宋雅女“哦”的一声,低下了头,没再说什么。
李伟杰嘿嘿笑道:“这个我不知道,但是我知道别的!”
“别的?”
宋雅女不明所以,一脸迷惑的看着他。
“对!”
李伟杰点点头,“就是肉蒲团在内地上映后会发生什么!”
“会发生什么?”
宋雅女顺着他的话问道。
“《3D肉蒲团》国内上映一天后,各种问题接踵而至,相关部门怒火冲天:1、文教官员表示愤怒:我们多年来的苦心教育,被这两个小时毁于一旦啊!2、广电系统表示愤怒:以后电影不需要分级制度了,只需要制订一个级别——18岁以上级就行啦!3、娱乐人士表示愤怒:我们这么多德艺双馨的艺术家,以后都没了上大屏幕上春晚的机会了,伤不起啊!4、医疗系统表示愤怒:自从电影上映以后,给我们增加了极大的工作量,医院都要瘫痪啦!5、交通部门表示愤怒:治堵那么多年取得的小小成效,一天就被你们毁了,我们容易吗!6、民政系统表示愤怒:夫妻矛盾激化了,离婚案件增多了,小三小四得逞了,计划生育都乱了!7、治安部门表示愤怒:你们不是添乱吗!刚把八类高危人群清理出去,现在又多了一大类,为数还无法统计的多啊!”
李伟杰忽悠了一长串,宋雅女在听到他说第3的时候,就忍不住放声大笑起来。
李伟杰走在回家的路上,越想越感觉郁闷,本来刚才从电影院出来,顺理成章就应该是找一家咖啡厅或者时钟酒店什么的,但是宋雅女却告诉他,她下午有课,就不陪李伟杰了。
“啪!”
飞起一脚,李伟杰把一个挡路的易拉罐准备踢飞,落进前方十五米远一个垃圾桶里,这一脚,神乎其神,让几个路人看呆了眼。
回到莲花小区,李伟杰在电梯门撞倒了一个匆匆踏出电梯的人。
对方明显吓了一跳,她杏眼圆睁,柳眉倒立,刚要发火,抬起头来,看见一张熟悉的面庞。
“楠姐!”
李伟杰眼前一亮,只见蒋楠穿着套裙,一眼就看出她那玲珑剔透的身材,丰腴浮凸的体态美极了,修长白嫩性感的丝袜美腿裸露在套裙下,秀美的脚上穿着一双高档的黑色细高跟凉鞋,鞋跟很高,大约有五厘米,几根很细的带子绕在脚面上。
“伟杰!”
蒋楠火气立马全消。
“这么匆匆忙忙的,去哪里啊!”
“我朋友家的孩子学校有活动,但是她临时有事去不了了,让我去一趟。”
“哦!这个时候不好打车,我送你去吧!”
蒋楠也不和李伟杰客气,遂搭李伟杰的车前往大学。
李伟杰不喜欢秋冬季节,秋天还好,但是冬天,吊带裙,套裙,旗袍,牛仔短裤都在女人的衣柜里装着,满大街美腿,只能隔着厚厚的棉绒服欣赏,当然据统计,夏天事故高发,有些原因就在于司机因为饱餐秀色而走神,冬天就要好很多。
“伟杰,最近发财了啊!车都是牧马人?”
蒋楠娇嗔着,美目流转,风情万种。
“嘿嘿,我就是最好的牧马人,姐姐难道还不知道吗?”
李伟杰和蒋楠如今的关系,自然没有什么顾虑,开口就和她调笑起来。
从蒋楠一上车,李伟杰的眼珠子就快掉下来了,只见她低胸短幅的细肩带紫红丝质上衣,除了袒出一片雪白丰满的胸肌,呈现白嫩细腻的之外,在两团半球中间,挤成可爱的,一条配合耳环的白金项在胸脯,益增诱惑。那丝质上衣薄如蝉翼,虽然并不透明,可是却懒散的贴在双峰上,甚至还凸出小小的两点。
“我知道什么?”
蒋楠一脸疑惑道。
“姐姐当然知道了,我骑姐姐的时候,姐姐哪次不是服服帖帖的……”
李伟杰一脸坏笑。
“小坏蛋油嘴滑舌,拿姐姐开心!”
蒋楠神秀嗔。
“楠姐,其实你的技术也很好啦!”
李伟杰继续情挑少妇。
“技术?”
蒋楠微微一怔,不待李伟杰解释,她已经明白过来,不禁狠狠白了他一眼,嗔道:“坏蛋。”
“楠姐,今年度最佳女骑手称号肯定非你莫属!”
李伟杰从来不是老实人,一有机会,绝不放过。
“小坏蛋,狗嘴里吐不出象牙来!”
蒋楠俏脸一红,李伟杰的打情骂俏让她招架不住了,蒋楠眉目含春地狠狠在李伟杰胳膊上扭了一把。
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