第三章笑看风云
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第二卷帝境丰收祭篇第三章笑看风云“有无人呀?”
“……”
“有无人未死呀?”
“……”
搞错呀,虽然费本立在我英明领导下治安良好,但这个老头也不是离谱到打开大门,引人犯罪吧。在“萝莉vs正太”小屋内,垂死老头不知爬到那里去,只剩下一个空空的柜台。我在这个又旧又乱又臭又发霉的烂鬼店子闲逛,一边等这家伙自动浦头,一边找找看有没有合用的宝贝。
在一个书柜上,我发现有一本写着“老头至爱”的相薄,一时屎忽痕就抓来看看。不看犹可,一看之下几乎吓到标尿。
相薄的第一页就是老头的车头相……不……是大头相。但第二页起,就见到很多很可爱的小萝莉,但一个一个都光脱脱的。第三页居然有大肚婆……
那些小妺妺有多可爱,那些大肚婆的肚有多大……咦……这句很熟……
忽然从天花板上传来了一丝声音,此时我才留意到原来天花板的吊灯是活动式的,吊在天花板上摇摇摆摆。
“爸爸……爸爸……好……啊……”
“啊……小倩……来……爸爸好好疼妳……”
“唔……好爸爸……小倩乖吗……噢……”
“乖……好乖……来吧……爸爸要射射了……哼……”
“好啊……爸爸射进来吧……美死了……”
射??
垂死老头原来有个女儿的吗,而且感情还这么要好,好到在阁楼上玩射龙门??
“啊~~~~射了~~~~”
“爸爸~~~来吧!!”
这招一定是传说中的猛虎射球,连天花板的吊灯也摇到几乎跌下来,整个屋子也震得要散开一样。
十分钟后,我装作若无其事地坐在店里等。这家伙终于下楼,还一脸爽快,看来刚才一定射中龙门了。
“咦,原来领主大人来了吗?”
“废话。”
“哈哈哈……”
老头竟然从一个吹气娃娃的公仔内拿出一瓶酒来,简直是神乎奇技,这枝酒能喝吗?
在楼梯传来另一种脚步声,听其声音应该是女性,大既就是老头的“女儿”吧。当她下楼后,我简直不敢相信自己的眼睛,这女子竟然是位身穿白色衣衫,一身清丽打扮的大美女。长长的黑发,胜雪的肌肤,纯洁童真的笑容,气质典雅的美貌,从头到脚没有一忽长得似老头。
老头拿着酒坐到我面前,而美女则来到老头身后,热情地搂着他的后颈。
“爸爸,思倩先回去了。”
“无规无矩,妳见不到我有朋友吗,还不快滚出去!”
“对不起……”
这名叫思倩的大美女立即吓得站开,向我礼貌鞠躬后就走向大门口。可是她还没踏出屋子,老头似乎改变主意,又把她叫了回来。
“爸爸……”
“笨蛋,老子不记得叫妳行,好像是叫妳滚的。”
思倩面色一变,但却肯定不是发怒,而是红霞乍现,春情激荡,似对老头的羞辱感到兴奋。此时我才留意到,她的脖子上竟然戴着我卖给老头的究极狗环。她尴尬地望我一眼,竟然真的扒到地上,像个滚地葫芦般滚到小屋的门口才离开。
“哈哈哈……真抱歉,只怪我管教不善,让领主见笑了。”
“嘿嘿嘿……你在示威吗?”
“哈哈哈……不敢不敢。”
“思倩……思倩……就是那个北方闻名,卖艺不卖身的才女名妓思倩?”
“有这种事吗,侬年纪大,机器坏,不记得了。”
好家伙,名妓思倩居然是他的xìng奴。
这个思倩乃北方最当红的名妓之一,不独长得沉鱼落雁,听闻更精通艺术及乐理,而且口才非常了得。曾经有名流贵族愿出五千金币的天文数字但求一亲芳泽,可是也无法打动她,没想到原来是因为早已名花有“主”,而且这个“主”还是在我面前猥琐地擦口水的垂死老头。
看来思倩的被虐欲很严重。
但另一方面,我不禁对这家伙作重新估计。以老头的财力,要养起一个女人简直轻而易举,可是他却把思倩安排到妓院里去。妓院是其中一个情报收集的好地方,这老鬼的情报能力确实是赞。
“领主找我是想问帝都的情报?”
“没错,我想要搞清楚帝都发生了何事。”
“其它人问起,老头也不会说出来,但若是你问起,我就告诉你吧,今次可真是大镬过大镬。在半个月前,宰相赫鲁斯跟海外岛国珍佛明连手,击败了海盗王真洛夫的主力舰队,还吸收了好几名老练的降将。
消除了东海的牵制后,他的蓝雁军团已经进驻于接近皇都的水域。另外四郡亲王之中原就有两名跟宰相特别交厚的,他们已联成一线,趁大皇子及二皇子还在争宠时制造有利形势。就连老哥你也是被他利用的棋子之一,恐怕他们正等待机会发动政变。”
老头说得口干了,就淡然喝起酒来,这个关系全国千万人口的消息,就像是一则茶余饭后的吹水笑话一样。
但他的分析倒是有道理的,在跟迪矣里一战之中,如果我是战败身死,北方军政体系立即崩溃,宰相赫鲁斯可能会立即起兵发动政变。可是事情出乎他料外,但仍算有利于他的计划。
迪矣里在该役之中由泰坦亲率卫兵殿后,泰坦不愧“战神”之名,在三十万人类及妖精联军,加上二十万兽人军的伏击之下,结果只被击杀了二万多人,其余大军竟能安然撤退。可是两国形势立即紧张,原本镇守中央帝都的军力,也要抽掉部份协助驻守西部国境,自然削弱了帝都的守备力。
“听闻威利六世已派使者来犒赏你了,他似乎把希望放到北方联军身上。你又打算如何,立即集合北方军团压制南军吗?”
“别发傻了,我这么懒,要我劳师动众去勤王,不如躲在家里调教一头半头美女犬出来玩较好。”
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