第十一节 不是冤家不聚首
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电话中。
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“听说咴儿又和你凑在一起了?”
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“是啊。”
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“人家咴儿比以前懂事多了,你怎么还是那么二呵呵的啊?你跟他学琴?”
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“是啊。”
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“现在才学,你不觉得晚了吗?”
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“什么意思?”
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“没什么意思。你还是挺郁闷的,看来。是你自己真的想学琴吗,或者有什么企图?”
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“我哪有……”
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“是吗?那你学琴到底想干什么?呵呵,反正你自己想清楚就得了。替我向咴儿问好。”
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难道我从来都不能自己想清楚么?
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“这是哪只企鹅?”阿维。
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“不是哪只。”我。
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“难道不是乐队里的企鹅么?”阿维。
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“不是。”我。
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“你还成,还成……”阿维。
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“傻猫,你给我听好,明天上午十半,到你们学校东门去,给我焚香斋戒、沐浴更衣、净水泼街、黄土垫道、杀猪宰羊、吹拉弹唱、手举大红花热烈欢迎,听见没有?”
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“莫非你今天晚上要呜呼哀哉撒手人寰身归那世去了?不然为什么要那么热烈庆祝啊?”
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“你给我记住,小心你自己要呜呼什么哉!”
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“我说,自以为你是尼克松访华的美女同志,你到底要干什么啊?有没有正经事啊?”
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“哼,你还知道正经事?明天我和猫咪把我们的样带和歌谱拿过去,让咴儿给我们看看的,你就负责迎接就可以了,听见了吧?”
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“你搞清楚好不好?这两天咴儿都不在,不知道他跑那儿去了。”
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“你猪头啊,我当然知道啦!猫咪说了,据说咴儿这两天要去一个朋友那儿,可是偏偏我们明天要去你学校那边有事,顺便就把东西带过去,难道不可以?你就少废话了,热烈欢迎就可以,中国话听不懂吗?”
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电话挂断,我转过头,看见阿维表情有怪异地傻笑笑笑笑个不停。
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澎澎说好的是上午十半……嗯,古人云,吃一堑长一智,摔个跟头磕个疤,为了吸取上次的经验教训,我权衡再三,决定十整就去学校东门口等着。
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“这么早就走?”阿维从被子里探出头,抠着嘴角白色的残留物质问我。
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“爱护企鹅,人人有责,你教我的,谢谢谢谢。”我冲阿维犯了句二,大踏步地走出门去。
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十过了三分钟,我猜澎澎这家伙不会为了三分钟又硬要吃冰激凌吧?坐在单车上四处看看,连过路的企鹅都没有,于是我跳下车来停在路旁,一边看着卖烤白薯的大叔一边等着。
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十三十七分了,阿维教导过,企鹅这东西,早晚没谱的。白薯已经烤得热气腾腾了,我只好无聊地数着过街天桥台阶的数目,继续等。
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十一整,我猜阿维已经爬出被窝了,搞不好正在楼下等他的小维姐姐呢。我后悔来等澎澎之前没带花来,不然一定能等到花儿也谢了。
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买白薯的人多了起来,我开始怀疑是我的手表出了问题。
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“请问,现在几了?”我拦住一中年妇女问。
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“十一四十。”
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我低头看看自己的手表,不依不饶地追问:“您确信您的手表准吗?比如,其实应该是十四十?”
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“有病!”
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从这个回答看来,出问题的不是谁的手表,而是我的脑袋。
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就在我刚想截住下一个人,来证明究竟是手表还是脑袋出了问题的时候,过街天桥上有人匆匆跑了过来。我撇撇嘴,抬头看。
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流汗的脸,匆忙的眼神,有凌乱的头发,随着急促的喘息上下起伏的胸口。
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澎澎!
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“我说,来得不早不晚恰到好处的美女同志,据说有人要请我吃冰激凌是吗?”
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“唉……唉……你别废话……你……”
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“不着急,你先歇着吧,掏钱请客是需要相当大的勇气和体力的,你休息一下才能保证能顺利完成跑到马路对面买冰激凌的任务。”
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“你!”澎澎软弱无力的拳打将过来,被我轻易闪开。
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“哇哇,不得了,传说中的七伤拳啊!一练七伤,七者皆伤!冰激凌我不要也罢,你别杀人灭口嘛!”
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“喂,你这人,知不知道好歹啊!”澎澎大喝一声,冲过来双手抓住了我的衣服,一副拼命的架势。
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“好啦好啦,迟到的美女同志,我等你等到白薯都糊了。”我指指澎澎身后,她回头去看,是热气依然的白薯,和一脸疑惑向我们偷看的卖烤白薯的大叔。
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“我们的事十一多了才办完,人家还要请我们吃中午饭……我们一商量,怕你傻乎乎的一直等着,所以猫咪留下和人家吃饭,我就赶紧赶过来了……刚才追汽车还被司机骂,过天桥差撞上卖兔子的……你说你,竟然!懂不懂啊,当你面对一个累得气喘吁吁的美女的时候,该怎么照顾……你!”
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“好啦好啦,累得气喘吁吁的美女同志,您真是辛苦了,都是我不好,我不该如此放纵杨玉寰的任性,让您急上加急跑了这么多路去买水果,回头还被姓牧的酸文人嘲讽说什么‘无人知是荔枝来’……”
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“你有够没有啊,傻猫!早知道就该让你等到死,等到地球毁灭,哼!”
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“好了,不犯二了可以吧?我已经等了一小时四十七分钟了,还要等多久才到死啊?”
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“哼……嗯?现在才不到十一五十啊,你怎么会等那么久?”
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