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第八集 我想和谁在一起

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第八集我想和谁在一起

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人物:我、澎澎、阿维、宠物猫、中年妇女

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主题歌声,渐弱

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我的独白:

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和宠物猫第二次不期而遇,是在去看澎澎她们乐队排练的时候,宠物猫竟然是乐队的主音吉他和主唱。虽然是第二次遇见,但我们并没有太多的话可说,谁也没看出来我们曾经是有过交往的,这件事在我心里留下一丝震撼还有一些象是迷茫的我也说不清的东西。今天澎澎要来给我和咴儿送东西,吃一堑长一智,为了吸取上次迟到30分钟的教训,我权衡再三,决定十整就去学校东门口等着。

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效果:车流、人流、小贩叫卖烤白薯声;

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手表指针转动的声音;

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十过了三分钟,我猜澎澎这家伙不会为了三分钟又硬要吃冰激凌吧?四处看看,连过路的企鹅都没有,把车停在路旁,一边看着卖烤白薯的大叔一边等她吧。

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手表指针转动的声音

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十三十七分了,阿维教导过,企鹅这东西,早晚没谱的。白薯已经烤得热气腾腾了,我只好无聊地数着过街天桥台阶的数目,继续等。

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指针转动的声音

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十一整,我后悔来等澎澎之前没带花来,不然一定能等到花儿也谢了。买白薯的人都多了起来,我开始怀疑是我的手表出了问题。

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我:“请问,现在几了?”

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中年妇女:“十一四十。”

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我:“您确信您的手表准吗?比如,其实应该是十四十?”

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中年妇女:“有病!”

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我的独白:

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从这个回答看来,出问题的不是谁的手表,而是我的脑袋。就在我刚想截住下一个人,来证明究竟是手表还是脑袋出了问题的时候,过街天桥上有人匆匆跑了过来。一张流汗的脸,匆忙的眼神,有凌乱的头发,随着急促的喘息上下起伏的胸口。是澎澎!

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我:“我说,来得不早不晚恰倒好处的美女同志,据说有人要请我吃冰激凌是吗?”

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澎澎:“唉……唉……你别废话……你……”

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我:“不着急,你先歇着吧,掏钱请客是需要相当大的勇气和体力的,你休息一下才能保证能顺利完成跑到马路对面买冰激凌的任务。”

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澎澎:“你!”

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我:“哇哇,不得了,传说中的七伤拳啊!一练七伤,七者皆伤!冰激凌我不要也罢,你别杀人灭口嘛!”

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澎澎:“喂,你这人,知不知道好歹啊!”

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我:“好啦好啦,迟到的美女同志,我等你等到白薯都糊了。”

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澎澎:“我和猫咪去办事,十一多了才办完,人家还要请我们吃中午饭……我们一商量,怕你傻乎乎的一直等着,所以猫咪留下和人家吃饭,我就赶紧赶过来了……刚才追汽车还被司机骂,过天桥差撞上卖兔子的……你说你,竟然!懂不懂啊,当你面对一个累得气喘吁吁的美女的时候,该怎么照顾……你!”

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我:“好啦好啦,累得气喘吁吁的美女的同志,您真是辛苦了,都是我不好,我不该如此放纵杨玉寰的任性,让您急上加急跑了这么多路去买水果,回头还被姓牧的酸文人嘲讽说什么‘无人知是荔枝来’……”

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澎澎:“你有够没有啊,傻猫!早知道就该让你等到死,等到地球毁灭,哼!”

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我:“好了,不犯二了可以吧?我已经等了一小时四十七分钟了,还要等多久才到死啊?”

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澎澎:“哼……嗯?现在才不到十一五十啊,你怎么会等那么久?”

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我:“我,以为跟上次一样,你说十半,一定是让我十就到的,所以……”

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澎澎:“哦。”“还算你善良,我们走吧。”

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效果:推自行车声

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歌声:描写校园的……

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我:我带你吧,坐好了,别一淘气掉下来。

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澎澎:“想想现在,猫咪一定在吃大餐啊,有人请客,多好!”

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我:“我们学校骑车的时候要小心,行人是从来不知道躲单车的……”

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澎澎:“中午的时候看着大家,都是着急要去吃饭的表情,呵呵。”

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我:“你看这座楼,这么宏伟壮丽,如果想不开要跳楼的话……”

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澎澎:“这么说来,也许别人看我们,也觉得我们要去吃饭呢,是吧?”

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我:“绿化搞得好是我们学校的特色,这还得说我们学生物的人在做贡献……”

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澎澎:“你!怎么光打叉啊?你难道不觉得边骑车边说这些废话很消耗能量吗?”

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我:“好吧,你想说什么就痛快说吧。”

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澎澎:“傻猫,你该请我吃中午饭!”

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我:“就让我尽一次地主之谊吧。嗯,这个,地主,你可以当地主的对立面农民,也可以当取代地主的先进阶级……”

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澎澎:“这是食堂哎!你难道都在食堂打发美女吗?人家猫咪在吃大餐,傻猫!我为了赶来找你,结果——”

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我:“结果,你可以体验我们的生活了,食堂里的麻雀都肥得可怕,可见我们的食堂伙食之好,竟然能养活得了肥硕无鹏的麻雀……”

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