第十一集 不吃萝卜的兔子
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后来也许是我那倒霉样终于让澎澎大发善心，我的借口也终于得到了批准，于是惶惶如漏网之狗，逃离了澎澎家。
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澎澎在我身后也追了出来，临街的快餐店门口，看着我一脸官司的样子她笑得前仰后合。
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澎澎：“你别不说话好不好？”
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我：“你不用解释了，反正我还活着，就已经得感谢你了。”
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澎澎：“呵呵呵呵，哈哈哈哈，嘿嘿嘿嘿，咯咯咯咯！”
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“哎，看什么呢，那位同志，干什么哪？
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我：“找美女呢，一会儿我只要一看见企鹅，就出去问她跟不跟我回家……”
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澎澎：“你呀！”
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我：“我算服了你了。”
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澎澎：“不错了，呵呵！”
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我：“什么跟什么啊！”
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澎澎：“呵呵，我妈说，这孩子，看着还挺好的，就是太老实了……”
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我：“就这句话还算对得起我。”
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澎澎：“瞎掰呢！就你，我当时就跟我妈说了，别看他现在这样，其实一熟了，比谁都折腾。”
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我：“你以为我也跟你似的啊？”
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澎澎：“算了算了，今天就不再打击你了，咖啡算我请的，好不好？你还想吃什么？都我掏钱，行了吧？”
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我：“精神赔偿费是吧？也真够便宜你的了……那我去拿了啊”
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澎澎：“你不是中午在我们家吃了吗？干吗要这么多东西，报复也不能拿粮食出气吧”
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我：“能吃饱吗？你也不想想，这么显而易见的问题……”
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澎澎：“噢！应该是我服了你才对……”
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我：“废话，又。”“我老人家神机妙算，算出今天中午有饭辙，而且下午还有一顿，所以我特意三天三夜绝食绝水，免得错过了机会……”
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澎澎：“唉，你也真……嘿嘿，不好意思，我刚才出来急，钱包没带……”
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我：“你——”
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我的独白：
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现在想想：怪不得澎澎笑话我逊呢，笑得我也无可辩驳。好在澎澎老爸沉默寡言，估计不会逢人就说那个叫做葭的傻小子如何如何，而澎澎老娘看来似乎通情达理，所以该对我所犯的错误有所理解，想来也就不再深纠；还有，我当然是不会没事满世界抖搂有损我光辉形象的事情；可是，我担心，澎澎这孩子，动不动就拿这说事，万一再让咴儿啊宠物猫啊什么的人知道了，我就真的在大家面前永无抬头之日，估计只有一脑袋撞死算了……
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澎澎：“让你一脑袋撞死？我才不这么便宜你呢！”
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我：“那你……”
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澎澎：“为了不让你一脑袋撞死而便宜了你，所以你今天在我们家犯二的故事我就暂时先不公之于众了吧！”
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我：“嗯嗯嗯嗯……”
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澎澎：“好了好了，知道感谢我就好了，乖孩子，不哭，啊？”
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我：“我真是爱死你了！”
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澎澎：“此话当真，小心我有录音啊。”
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我：
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我：澎澎，为什么要设计圈套让我去你家里，不知道要出人命吗？”
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澎澎：“你知道吗？原来我看过一篇东西，叫《不吃萝卜的兔子》。”
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我：“嗯？”
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澎澎：“就是说，一只追求完美——也不能说完美，反正就那意思——的兔子，不吃萝卜，光吃鸡肝，后来好像是因为吃的太好了得了高血压还是别的什么病，可是还是非吃鸡肝不可，最后被鸡肝噎死了……”
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我：“什么乱七八糟的啊！”
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澎澎：“还有这么一句，说：我是不吃萝卜的兔子，我被鸡肝噎死在天堂。”
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我：“啊……”“兔子，怎么了？”
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澎澎：“就是说，我不会随随便便地吃萝卜的，我宁愿被鸡肝噎死在天堂啊！”
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我：“那跟骗我去你们家有什么关系啊？”
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澎澎：“唉，可怜的笨孩子啊，自己领悟去吧！”
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其实我终究是想问澎澎，难道她不会随随便便地吃萝卜，是说她不会随随便便和男孩子交往，而偏偏被猪油蒙了眼睛看上了我么？我不敢自以为怎么样，所以没有问她。我在猜，估计她说她就是那只兔子，而，难道，我是鸡肝么？只是有一我不明白，就算我是鸡肝，我又怎么会让她噎死什么的呢？真是稀奇古怪，莫名其妙。怪不得有人要唱：女孩的心思你千万别猜呢……
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哎，今天我真实身心疲惫如落水的死狗，早些歇息吧。
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