第236章 二桃杀三士
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“君上,‘欲’除陈氏,必先杀此三士!”
看着那三位正在攀爬高台的虎士,再听着晏婴此言,齐侯眼中‘露’出了一丝‘迷’茫。
“这……夫子,如今齐晋争霸,正需要这等勇士为我前驱,攻城拔邑,缘何要杀之?”
晏婴回答道:“臣听说,贤能的主君蓄养的勇士,上知君臣之义,下明长率之伦,对内可以禁止暴‘乱’,对外可以威慑敌人,上利其功,下服其勇,所以才厚其俸禄,尊崇其地位。”
“而现在主君所蓄养的这三人,上无君臣之义,下无长率之伦,内不能禁暴,外不可以威敌。更何况,他们乃是陈氏之党,君上非为国养士,而是为陈氏养士也!此等危国之器,不如去之!”
晏婴认为,虽然目前齐国要与晋争霸,此三人可以冲锋陷阵,致师夺旗。可实际上,争霸一事,也是陈氏为了让齐侯从内政上移开目光,而极力怂恿的,战事越胶着,陈氏就越能揽权、养士、得民心!
齐侯双手紧紧扣着手心‘肉’,眼中犹豫不决。
老迈的晏婴朝着齐侯恭敬一拜:“齐国之祸,不在太行之西,而在萧墙之内,请主君决断!”
齐侯蔚然长叹道:“夫子所说有理,杀此三人,犹断陈氏三指,但这三人勇悍而心齐,宫中甲士与他们硬拼,恐怕不敌,暗中刺杀,又恐怕失败,反而会为寡人引来祸患……”
齐侯有杀心却无胆气,但对于晏子来说,这已经足够了。
晏婴褶皱的老脸上‘露’出了笑容:“此三人虽然力大好斗,不惧强敌,却只有匹夫之勇。他们不讲究长幼之礼,看似亲密,但平日言语不和,利益不均,便会大打出手,君上且看臣略施小计。便能杀之!”
……
一刻之后,高台上已经摆开了筵席,齐国宫廷内那些身材修长高挑的美婢们载歌载舞,乐官鼓瑟吹笙。
田开疆。公孙接,古冶子三人,自以为立下奇功,所以才能有此待遇,他们得意洋洋地饮酒作乐。向齐侯吹嘘往日的战事。
鳖羹、嘉柔等美食放在鼎、簋之中,大块的牛羊‘肉’则置于俎上,用短剑割成小块后,蘸着盘里的酱吃。
“此乃何物?”古冶子好奇地拿起了装酱的盘子,这材质光滑有质,却是从未见过的物件。
旁边伺候的竖人回答道:“此乃瓷盘,乃是从晋国货殖而来的,极其珍贵,切勿……”
话音刚末,古冶子便用两支手指将瓷盘掰开。又用铁掌‘揉’成碎末,三人发出了一阵哈哈大笑。
他们颇无礼节,齐侯看在眼里,越发觉得晏婴所说不假,要是再留着这三人,迟早要‘弄’出祸事来。
“汝等都退下罢。”
就在这时,却见坐于上首席位的晏婴拍了拍手,顿时歌舞尽散,乐曲停止。
三人正在兴头上,顿时有些不快。身高八尺、九尺的他们,就这么瞪着不足六尺的老晏子看,气氛一时间十分紧张。
“晏大夫这是何意?”
“三位此番立下大功,除了田宅美婢。钱帛兵甲外,君上还特有赏赐。”
三人面面相觑,眼中‘露’出了贪婪之‘色’:“什么赏赐?”
晏子起身后,唤来了两名捧着瓷豆的竖人,亲自揭开了上面的帛布。
只见帛布下,却是两个娇‘艳’‘欲’滴的大桃子。一阵芬香扑鼻而来。
“不就是两个桃么?晏大夫这是在戏耍吾等么?”御戎公孙接脾气最急,顿时勃然大怒。
“放肆!”却是主座上的齐侯发话了,本来想揪着晏子讨要说法的三人连忙后退一步,口称不敢,眼睛却还是死死瞪着晏婴。
晏婴仰天哈哈大笑道:“三位糊涂了,这冬至已过,寻常桃子都是晚于夏秋之际成熟,此时早已烂化,如何还能吃到?”
三人面面相觑,心想对呀,上次吃到桃子,可还是在八月未央之时,这大冷天的,冬雪将至,哪里还有桃吃,莫非,此桃并非俗物?
晏婴指着瓷豆上的碧桃说道:“不错,此物名为冬桃,穆天子十七年,驾八骏西巡天下,至昆仑丘,见西王母,游于瑶池,移植了冬桃之树。归朝后,因齐国伐徐偃王有功,便将此异物赐予齐乙公,种植在济水之南,名为“趵突”的温泉旁。”
三个莽夫被晏婴巧舌如簧的嘴巴一忽悠,直听得一愣一愣的,看向那两枚冬桃的轻蔑眼神,也顿时变成了稀罕不已,只想去拿起来啃一口尝尝味道。
“此物天下罕有,个大而香,深碧而光,嚼之软烂甘酸。且一年之中产量极少,君上尚且一年方能食一枚,今日以两枚赐之,汝等还觉得不满么?”
晏子言罢,三人已经垂涎‘欲’滴,又觉得齐侯赐下此物,真是莫大的荣耀,头昂得都快到天上去了。
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