第七章 痞气的高低
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李牧家去年拉起院墙、弄水泥地面、又盖了三间房,花费将近三万块,几乎把那家底子都掏干了,不过性价比倒是高的很,不但有房有院,平房的空间还是晒衣服晒被的好地方。
李牧在晾衣架上找了一件纯白色的棉质鸡心领T恤,相比其他几款有些花哨的衣服,李牧唯一能瞧上眼的,也就是这种简单款式了,他虽然一直不是什么时尚达人,但T恤前面画着韩国HOT的g,还有安七炫的头像,这他娘的算哪门子事……
想来,在这个年代,李牧还是一个超级音乐爱好者,喜欢流行乐,也喜欢摇滚,迷迈克尔杰克逊、迷黑豹、迷Nirv乐队,会弹吉他,唱歌的声线也还不错,再加上高高瘦瘦、白净帅气,不敢说迷倒万千少女,至少也很受女孩子喜欢。
到了大学,李牧靠弹吉他外加唱歌,还先后拿了两位姑娘的一血。
一想到这里,李牧就无比怀念大学时光……
由于美女要登门拜访,李牧专门到卫生间里捣鼓了一下自己,看着镜子里自己现在的衰样,李牧真是哪眼看哪眼够。
主要就是这个锅盖头一般的学生发型,显得整个人蔫了吧唧,而且还有娘炮,最烦人是嘴上那一撮黑毛,几乎是这年代青春期少年的共性,但是父母又都不让刮,说什么越刮越浓以后难看,他们哪知道,再过几年,小姑娘正疯狂迷恋满脸胡茬的大叔呢!
李牧二话不说,拿老爸的剃须刀把胡子上的黑毛刮了个一干二净,现在白白净净的,看着还算舒服一。
“要去剪个发!”李牧打定主意,给陈婉回了个电话,让她到小区门口一家理发店找自己,随后从自己书桌里找出自己高中三年的存款,一共五百八十块,李牧揣了一百八在口袋里,穿着大裤衩和人字拖就出了门。
坐进门口五元洗剪吹的理发店,李牧对那个留着杀马特造型的理发师说道:“来劳驾,给我剪个不那么离谱的飞机头。”
杀马特大黄毛一脸诧异的看着李牧:“小哥,啥叫飞机头?”
李牧哑然。
这个年代的男生,很少有人能够准确的找到最适合自己的发型,大家要么是着直升机停机坪一般的平头,要么就是李牧这种锅盖头,时髦的就留大长毛,随着头发越来越长,颜色越来越鲜艳,一不留神就成了杀马特。
飞机头这种发型还是李牧上大学之后才在一个女孩子的建议下剪的,剪了之后李牧才知道,原来检验帅哥的标准就是短发。
尤其是陈冠希在某个时代的发型,两侧头发如板寸一般很短,中间部稍微长出一,然后用发胶搓的蓬乱站立,这种发型不但毫不显得夸张,关键是五官全露出来,特别能突显出男性五官的棱角,这种发型不但很精神,而且在这个年代很酷帅,放在16年也毫不过时。
最重要的是,这种发型带有天然属性,看起来坏坏的,很讨女孩子喜欢。
李牧虽然没有陈冠希颜值高,但也绝对算的上是气质型帅哥一枚。
杀马特小伙子在听完李牧的解释之后,脸上带着几分同情,似乎是觉得李牧老土而又愚昧,故意甩了甩自己遮住眼睛的长发,得意的说道:“哥们,你现在这种锅盖头,适合留成我这样的发型,我给你修一修,修出一个斜刘海,你再留上个把俩月,绝对帅到掉渣!”
李牧静静的看他装完逼,问道:“我如果听你的,你给我多少钱?”
“这话说的……”杀马特讪笑一声:“我这也是为你好不是,留这样的发型,网吧钓妹子一钓一个准!”
李牧便道:“我不想去网吧钓妹子。”
“不去网吧,还特么能去哪啊!”杀马特疑惑不已。
“去大学里钓。”李牧调侃着催促道:“赶紧按我说的剪,我就是西岭煤矿小区的,地头蛇明白不,整不好我可不给钱啊!”
杀马特一脸悻悻,虽然知道李牧是在开玩笑,但西岭煤矿的职工子弟他是真惹不起,好家伙动不动一干仗就上百口子人一齐出动,这阵仗一般人真降不住。
杀马特虽然审美观很差,但确实是有几分手艺,在李牧的指下,十分钟,一个飞机头就初具模型,两边推起之后,李牧又指挥他用打薄牙剪把自己头稍长的头发打碎,洗完吹干之后,让他拿了瓶摩丝过来,稍微一喷,双手随意一抓,一个带着几分痞气的飞机头就诞生了。
看着镜子中的李牧,杀马特心如刀割。
自己的杀马特造型也带着十足的痞气,只是跟人家这个痞气有本质区别,人家是港片里那种帅气小生的痞气,自己这个……城乡结合部乡村古惑仔的气息,实在是太浓郁了。
李牧满意的站起来,从口袋里掏出钱来,道:“摩丝有新的没?给我来一瓶,一起算。”
杀马特愣了愣,连忙取了一瓶新的摩丝递过来,说道:“剪发免费,摩丝给个进价,十块钱。”
李牧哑然,这剪发的小哥竟然也挺有意思,还给自己免单,不过他还是掏出两张十块的递过去,道:“找钱。”
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