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上回说到三藏的袈裟,在悟空与金蟾师太欢好的时候突然失踪,悟空心下大急,他是怕极了三藏的紧箍咒,但他也知道这不会是金蟾师太所为,于是,定下心来询问师太:“刚刚俺老孙在操你的时候,你嘴里说着什么黑风大王,他到底是什么货色?”
师太俏脸一红答道:“他是离这里有八百里远近的一座黑风山的山大王,手下有七八百名小妖,他长得身高过丈,膀阔三亭,力大无穷,几年来,贫尼经常与他谈经论道!”说到这里,脸上更红了,“他隔三差五地就会到我这里来,会不会是他趁着我们……的时候偷走的?”
“哼哼,估计就是他了,想在俺老孙跟前卖弄,没门儿!俺这就去阉了这个混账东西!”
悟空也不告诉三藏一声,驾起筋斗云直奔黑风山扑去!
金蟾师太见状大念“阿弥陀佛”不止,暗暗后怕,幸亏没有贪下那件袈裟,否则的话以悟空现在的表现,哪里还会有命在?放下师太暗自庆幸不表,且说齐天大圣——孙悟空!
悟空将腰一扭,即来到一座险峻的高山之下,他睁大火眼金睛仔细观瞧,只见黑雾缭绕,妖气弥漫,心知已经来到了地头!忽然,远远的听到阵阵声传来!
“啊……啊……大哥,你可真够牛Bī的,连我都……哦……受不了你的……大……鸡巴,那个什……么师太……还真行啊……对……快一点……就是那里……哎呦……你个臭长虫……怎么钻我屁眼儿里去了……啊……啊……!”
“嘿嘿,那个臭婊子竟敢背着我偷人,老子一怒之下本想将那个直娘贼的衣服拿走,哪里想到却拣回了一件宝贝袈裟,哈哈,过两天我要开一个佛衣会!让你们也开开眼!”
“好啊!啊……大哥……再用力一点……啊……”
听到淫秽的对话,悟空哪里还能不明白,就是那个什么大哥偷走了俺师傅的袈裟!心里想着,手中并不怠慢,撤出金箍棒,直奔发话的地方杀去!
临到近前,悟空大喝一声:“好你个偷衣贼,竟敢打你家孙爷爷的主意,不要走,吃俺老孙一棒!”说着,纵身到半空,举起手中铁棒照定下面几个惊慌失措的妖精打去。
黑风妖正在快活,哪里想到半路上杀出个程咬金,也来不及提裤子,探身抓起身旁的铁枪急忙招架:“啊……怎么铁枪变软了?”正在疑惑之中,两厢兵器相碰,没有想象当中的声音,只听得:“哎呦!”一声,一蓬血雨自天而降,原来,黑风妖误将蛇妖当作了兵刃,那蛇妖还不立马丧命!黑风妖心道不好,急忙施出遁身法,卷起身边的兵器,驾一阵黑雾跑了!
只可怜那刚刚还在承受雨露滋润的狐狸精,被悟空劈头一棒打死在原地,地上还残留着狐狸的淫精!等到下完手,悟空却又有些后悔,唉,怎么没留下这只骚狐狸乐和乐和呢#恒了,正事要紧,还是找寻袈裟要紧!
悟空寻迹找到妖怪的洞府,只见上书三个大字:“黑风洞”,悟空在洞外大声叫骂:“兀你个泼妖,还不赶紧将袈裟还来,惹得你孙爷爷性起,将你一门妖精杀得个精光!”
早有小妖进去通禀:“大王,祸事来了!外面来了一个雷公嘴的和尚,要大王还袈裟,不然就要杀进洞府里来了!”
“贼和尚,欺负到俺头上来了!小的们,取兵器来!”黑风怪披挂整齐,擎着铁枪闯出洞门!
悟空见妖怪出洞,也不答话,举起手中金箍棒上前就打,妖怪只觉一阵金风扑面而来,急忙横枪招架,只听得“当啷”一声大响,两厢兵器相撞,震得妖怪两手发麻,铁枪也有点变形,吓得他是赶紧扭头往回就跑:“好大的力气!”
悟空在后面直追,可惜被妖怪化作黑风遁了,又没有抓到!只恨得悟空牙根生疼!无奈之下,只好先回观音庵禀明三藏!
且说三藏清早醒来就不见悟空,正在纳闷儿,抬头见悟空从天而降,跪伏于三藏面前:“师傅,请恕罪!您的袈裟被黑风山的妖怪偷去了,俺老孙刚刚才从那里回来,那个妖怪不是俺老孙的对手,可是脚底下着实机灵,被他躲了,俺回来禀告师傅一声,这就回去寻回袈裟,请师傅不要动气!”
三藏听罢一呆,这时也不好再说什么,只好点头叮嘱:“悟空,自己注意安全!”就是这么简简单单的一句话,将悟空的心完全收服#涵说三藏不会收买人心来着?
悟空见三藏并未怪罪,反而叮嘱自己小心,那还不感激涕零?当下悟空又嘱咐金蟾师太好好照顾师傅,这才又驾云直扑黑风洞而去!
刚刚来到山下,就见一个小妖手拿一封书信向前行来,悟空上前将其一棍打死,原形显露,却是一只狼精!取过书信一看,只见上面写道:“金蟾小亲亲,在你房中不告取得袈裟,请见谅!现拟开一佛衣会,望能惠顾,袈裟之下颠龙倒凤,不亦快哉!你的黑风大鸟儿敬上!”
看罢书信,悟空顿时计上心来!只见他将身子一扭,摇身化为金蟾师太的模样,迈动脚步直奔黑风洞而去!
待来到了洞前,小妖早已看见,进去通禀了黑风妖,妖怪急忙出迎:“哈哈哈,金蟾小亲亲,你来得倒也快!”
悟空做足金蟾师太的举止,娇滴滴地说道:“大王,你可害苦了贫尼了!你可知道,那唐三藏的徒弟是齐天大圣——孙悟空,今天一早,可是把我快给逼死了!要我还他的袈裟,大王,你就快点还给我吧!要不,贫尼小命儿不保!”
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