正文 第77章 别踢我屁股
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好半天，武天骄才从地上爬了起来，浑身的疼痛，心中大怒，怒视着曹天娥，泥人儿也有三分泥性，何况是人，武天骄说不出的愤怒，一时昏了头，竟然冲着曹天娥大喊了起来：“你干什么？”喝声中，眼中露出了两缕精光，在黑暗中无比的精亮。不过，曹天娥并没有瞧见，昂着头，神情无比的高傲，冷冷的道：“没干什么，本宫是让你脑袋放干净一，别胡思乱想，满脑子的龌龊！”
脑袋放干净一！武天骄长这么大，只听到过手脚放干净一，脖子洗干净一，今天还是头一次听到叫脑袋放干净一，心说：“我脑袋想什么你怎么知道？”有心跟她理论，但一想起对方超强的武力，心有余而力不足，弄不好说不定给她再来一个“空中飞人”，不禁大为泄气，口气一软，道：“皇后娘娘，我没想什么？”
曹天娥冷哼道：“没想什么，没想什么你笑得那么贱干什么？，别以为本宫不知道你想什么，本宫吃的盐比你吃的饭还多，再让本宫看到你那猥琐的笑，本宫阉了你！”说着，右手掌做了一个切割的手势。武天骄见了不禁心中一寒，下意识地挟紧了双腿，双手护住了，叫道：“不敢！皇后娘娘！小人真的没有想什么，是您误会了！误会了！”
“你看得见了！”曹天娥惊异地问道。
啊！武天骄闻言心中一凛，该忙道：“看见什么？”曹天娥眉头一挑，鼻子哼哼做声，沉声道：“好小子！原来你看得见，故意佯装看不见，敢戏弄本宫，占本宫的便宜……”
武天骄心中顿时升起了不妙，不待她话说完，转身就跑，展开了风舞九天轻功，一阵风似的。曹天娥没料到他敢跑，不禁大怒，喝道：“混帐小子！你敢跑，本宫抓住你阉了你！”说着，身形一晃，身如惊虹一般追去，转眼间便到了他身后，探手抓向了他后脖——
她武功远在武天骄之上，自恃这一抓定然手到擒来，然而，令她没有想到的是，一抓之下明明抓中了，却抓了个空，不禁惊咦一声，怔神间，却见武天骄的身影已在到了前方三丈之处，顷刻间，曹天娥想起了武家的一门身法，不由得脸色大变，这才意识到自己抓住的是武天骄的残影，而不是真身，禁不住脱口惊呼：“移形换影身法，好小子，你学了这门轻功！”
武天骄充耳不闻，拼命地顺着通道向前逃窜，生怕被曹天娥抓住了，真个阉了。然而，他要想逃出曹天娥的手心，那简直是痴人说梦，痴心妄想，论轻功，曹天娥比他可是高出太多了，要知道神女宫的轻功“飞天身法”独步武林，天下无双，初始武天骄使出半生不熟的移形换影身法给了曹天娥一个出其不意，再使用就不灵了。不过，曹天娥并不急于抓住他，追着他猫戏老鼠一样，欲擒故纵地戏耍着他。
武天骄算是见识到了曹天娥的厉害，感觉她比地煞夫人还要可怕、恐怖，至少地煞夫人一时追不上他，而曹天娥，他逃到哪，她就到哪，如影随形，怎么甩也甩不掉，最后累的头昏眼花，浑身乏力，跑不动了，只得认命地坐了下来，满头大汗，气喘吁吁地道：“皇后娘娘！我实在是跑不动了，您就饶了我吧！”
若是在以前，武天骄体力尚不至于如此不济，累成这般模样，只是他戴那九龙玉镯，被九龙玉镯吸走了太多的血，身子虚弱，因此才如此这般的不堪。
“混帐小子！你跑啊！怎么不跑了？本宫看你能跑到哪里去？”曹天娥叫嚣着，不紧不慢地走到武天骄身旁，右脚一抬，将他踹了个翻滚，紧接着，脚尖毫不客气地踢在他上，力道之大，痛的他呲牙咧嘴，感觉瞬间肿了，心中惨叫着却不敢叫出声来，趴在地上可怜巴巴地求饶道：“皇后娘娘饶命！”
曹天娥却不饶他，连连不断地在他上踢脚，口中叫道：“我让你跑！我让你跑！我踢死你，我踢死你……”越踢下脚越重，似乎踢上瘾！武天骄终于忍不住惨叫出声，觉得肿成了大冬瓜，连连叫道：“皇后娘娘饶命，别踢小人的，求您了……”
曹天娥不依不饶，一连踢了二十六脚方才消去了心中的气恼，停下了脚，哼声问道：“你还敢不敢跑？”
“不敢了！不敢了！再也不敢了！”武天骄惨叫道，举双手投降，只觉得两片麻木了，碰上这么一位的皇后，欲哭无泪。庆幸的是皇后娘娘只是踢他的屁屁，没有踢他的蛋蛋，不然，他便可以入宫兼职了。
“起来！别趴着装死！”曹天娥吼叫道，声音大的吓人，震耳欲聋，震得四周嗡嗡作响，远处通道头传来了响亮的回音，缭绕不绝。
武天骄吓得心底直打颤，再也顾不得上肿痛，亡魂丧胆，手忙脚乱地爬了起来，却是站立不稳，身形摇晃着摇摇欲坠，本来苍白的脸色更加苍白了，冷汗涔涔，强忍着上钻心的痛，愣是没有叫出声来。
曹天娥见了他那副狼狈不堪的凄惨形状，难得的眼中掠过了一抹戏谑的笑意，板着脸喝道：“还不快走，难道要本宫推你走吗？”武天骄不敢有违，转身踉跄着深一脚，浅一脚地走，忍受着上的强烈疼痛，心中直骂皇后娘娘的十八代祖宗，问候她十八代祖宗女性，心中叫嚣着：“本公子早晚，干大你的肚子，妹妹，干亲，奶奶，姥姥……呸！呸！呸！你奶奶姥姥那么老，谁干？送给本公子干还不干呢……”
武天骄心中骂骂咧咧的，嘴上却不敢哼一声，毕竟人在屋檐下，不得不低头，担心惹恼了这位皇后，步了师父楚玉楼的后尘，他可有大把的青春年华享受，百花谷里有大群的美人等着他呢，家里还有未婚妻，姑姑表妹，萧家姐妹，如此多的美人，若就此终结了性～福，那岂不抱憾终身，生不如死。
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