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第七百八十八章 勇闯大理寺

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“鬼才知道你师兄是谁!”

陈小九抱着肩膀,板着脸道:“你说,你小小年纪,为何要装神弄弄鬼的吓唬我们?不知道人吓人,吓死人吗?”

女道人一副理直气壮的模样:“谁让那匹臭马踢死了我的藏獒?我不吓唬你一下,心里怎么会舒服?”

“谁让你把墙掏出洞来着?这都是你咎由自取!怨不得旁人!”单儿小脸涨红,又把宝剑亮了出来

女道人啐了一口:“你们知道什么?这洞本来就有,不知为何被小叶子那混蛋莫名其妙的给堵上了,我扒开难道有什么不对吗?”

“对个屁!”

单儿火大,爆了粗口:“扒了我的院子,你还有理了,信不信我现在刺你浑身窟窿。”

“你敢,不信你试试!”

女道人挺直了丰满的胸膛,不服气:“我不妨告诉你,我师兄武功天下第一,易容之术天下无敌,你要是敢杀我,小心我师兄找你麻烦,虽然我师兄生平不杀人,但是,也可能刮花了你的脸,然后再砍断你的手足,让你变成一根人彘,生不如此……”

“哎呀,我偏要宰了你!”单儿不由得大发雷霆。

陈小九心中一动,忙询问道:“你所言非虚?你师兄是不是小黑脸,小眼睛,穿个破道袍,江湖大骗子?会易容?不杀人?武功又出奇的高?还会金针渡穴?还四处寻找一份古牧地图来着?”

“咦,你怎么知道?”

那女道人明显吓了一跳,瞪大眼睛惊诧道:“你认识我师兄?我都和我师兄五年未见了,你好像知道的比我还详细呢。,你快告诉我,我师兄在哪里?”

“哈哈……他师兄果然是小道童呀!”陈小九顿时觉得遇到了亲人,笑嘻嘻道:“我也很久没见你师兄了,他帮我找到了一副地图,然后,就再也没有见到过他,谁知道他去了哪里呢!”

“你帮我师兄找到地图了?”女道人似乎十分惊诧,愣了半响,才道:“都找到地图了,我还摆这个聚灵阵有什么用?哎……臭师兄,一也不知道关心我一下……”

说着话,脸居然涌上羞涩的红晕。

陈小九是过来人,当然知道这女道人思.春了,笑了笑道:“我和你师兄是朋友,那咱们就是自己人了,你刚才装神弄鬼吓唬我,我权当做玩笑,只是你以后可要老实一些,真要吓坏了我的娇妻们,我可饶不了你。”

“切,我偏吓唬她们,你又能怎么样?”女道人似乎并不害怕。

单儿大怒,擎着宝剑,大喝:“小九,宰了她。”

陈小九将单儿推到一边去,对女道人说道:“只要你安安分分,老老实实的,就会有好报的,你不是想要你师兄回来吗?只要你表现得好,我就能帮你把师兄找回来,你信不信?”

那女道人闻言,双谋放光,拍手道:“那好!我从此不吓唬你们,只要你帮我找回师兄就好,只要说话算话。”

“再说,既然地图已经找到,那墙上的洞也便没了作用……”

陈小九望着墙上那个大洞,诧异道:“你这洞有用?”

女道人一瞪眼睛,嗔道:“自然有用,不然我没事扒洞干什么?我在院子摆了个聚灵阵,正在酝酿一件辟邪的法器,以耗时三年!只要这法器蕴育成功,就能规避葬墓中的煞气,那师兄就再也不用苦心寻找葬墓的地图了。”

顿了一下,又指着那个墙洞,叫道:“我这院子里灵气不够,而你这个院子灵气绝佳,所以少不得挖个洞借势一风水灵气,可就这么事情,我就赔上了四条藏獒,只剩下我的小九孤零零,好可怜……”

“什么,你的小九?你个神棍,闭上嘴巴!”单儿勃然大怒。

“哎哎哎,你怎么不讲道理呀,我叫我的小九,和你有什么关系?”女道人气得直翻白眼。

“那是因为,我就叫小九!”陈小九无奈的笑了笑!

“啊……这个……”

女道人讪讪道:“大不了我给藏獒改个名字,恩……就改成小八吧,这样还亲切一些。”

陈小九真无心与她争辩,想着自己明天问毒皇要毒药,毒死那个藏獒就完结了,还费那么多口舌干什么?

陈小九望着墙上大洞,对道人说道:“你会摆阵?”

女道人哼道:“我不会,难道你会?”

“我只会装无头鬼,自然不会摆阵。”陈小九此刻对女道人充满了兴趣,歪着脑袋疑问道:“能与曾经的叶府为邻,想来是个有来头的人物,嘿嘿……你到底是个什么人啊?”

“哼哼,算你有眼力!”

那女道人得意的挺起了胸膛,中气十足道:“本人朝廷四品官,钦天监副监——明月道人、是也!”

我靠!

这神棍小小年纪,也就与自己差不多大,怎么是钦天监副监?好大的官啊!

陈小九疑惑道:“你是钦天监副监,那监正又是谁呀?”

“监正是我师傅,不过,我师父已经归天很多年,那钦天监中,自己以我这个副监——明月道人为最大了!哈哈……”

明月道人笑得很得意,伸出葱白的小手,指着单儿威胁道:“你要是敢惹我,我就上书朝廷,说你是大燕国煞星,要铲除你,才能让大燕兴旺,到时候,你都没地方哭去。”

“我呸……臭神棍,我还是要宰了你!”单儿心中害怕,巴不得一刀宰了着神棍,省得以后遭受不白之冤。

陈小九连忙劝慰两人和解!

心中又琢磨着,古人对星象国运之学看得很重,钦天监监管星象、国运,虽然虚无飘渺,但有时候却一言九鼎。

而自己根基未稳,说不定今后还能在这神棍手中借势呢!

陈小九瞪了单儿一眼,又对两人说道:“都是自家人,干什么喊打喊杀的?多扫兴呀?”

“小明月,你放心吧,你师兄的事,包在我身上了,我肯定帮你找到。”

“这还差不多……”

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