第一百一十五章 乱套的洗手间
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“现在!小雨,你是不是疯了,这事一时半会儿的说不清,万一被夭夭撞见了怎么办?”
听了我的话,小雨眼珠一转,打开一个女洗手间的门,拽着我就往里进。我惊道:“你干嘛,你真是疯了!”
“少废话,快给我进来!”
“我……唉!”无奈之下,我到底被她拽了进去。
我哭笑不得,轻道:“小雨,你是不是喝多了,啊?一男一女,两个大活人,挤在一个女厕所里这叫什么事呀?”小雨瞪了我一眼,道:“别打岔,现在不会被夭夭撞见了,你说,你和谢竹缨到底干了什么好事?”
我叹了一口气,心平气和地道:“小雨,你别瞎猜,我和竹缨之间真的什么事也没有。那个眼神的故事就是很普通的事,你听我一句,就别问了,好不好?”
“普通的事!普通的事谢竹缨会脸红成那个样子?而且还发生过两次!不行,你必须告诉我,我都快闹心死了,我都受不了了!”小雨说着话,还贴在我身上扭动着身体。
我又叹了一口气,道:“小雨,你也知道,一直以来,我什么事都没瞒过你,但这个事,我真的不能告诉你,因为关系着谢竹缨的深层隐私,非常重大的深层隐私,如果我跟你说了,那就是对谢竹缨的一种不尊重,所以,你不要问了,好不好?”
“隐私!?还是深层隐私?!不行,那你更得告诉我了,要不然我会被堵死的!”
我……我真的要晕了!这小雨怎么还不依不饶了。无奈我又劝道:“小雨,这个隐私跟我完完全全地没有关系,是人家谢竹缨的个人隐私,你就听我一次吧,不要问了,我要是跟你说了我就没法做人了!”
“可是,既然是她的个人隐私,你又是怎么知道的呢?”
“我……这样吧,小雨,我跟你发誓,我保证以后、永远,我这一辈子,都不会和谢竹缨发生任何越位的事的,否则我就天打雷劈,天诛地灭,不得好死,但你不要再问这个问题了,再问我就跟你生气了。”
听我这样一说,小雨叹了一口气,白了我一眼,嗔道:“看你,急成这样,还发什么毒誓,至于吗?你当我真着急呀?我就是逗逗你而已,你又不是不知道我喜欢逗你!”我哭笑不得地道:“好了好了,别废话了,快走吧,再不走夭夭该怀疑了。”小雨嗔了我一眼,在我脸上“啵”地亲了一下,才伸手去开洗手间的门。这时,门外忽然传来夭夭的声音。
“真奇怪,两个人上厕所上了这么久!莫不成是掉进厕所里了?”
“夭夭妹妹,管天管地连……这事你还管哪?”是谢竹缨的声音。
接着两个女人嘻嘻哈哈地笑了起来。我和小雨对望一眼,都惊惶无比,大气都不敢出了。这时,夭夭又喊道:“东、小雨姐姐,你们都在里面吗?你们答一声啊?”
我心急如焚,但又不能张口说话,只得捅了小雨一下,小雨道:“我……我在?夭夭妹妹,你有什么急事吗?”
“没什么,小雨姐姐,你怎么……这么半天啊?”夭夭还问个没完了。
“哦,没什么,我马上就好了。你也来上厕所吗?那赶快上吧!”
夭夭没有回答,轻声轻语地道:“小雨姐姐,你是不是不方便啊?我的手提包带了好几片呢!你用不用?”
“我……我……我不用!你……你不用管我啦!”小雨极度难为情,一张脸胀得跟猪肝似的了。我听了心中大骂小雨笨蛋,你就说用让她回去取不就得了,我好趁机溜走啊!现在都尴尬成什么样子了,唉!我擦着头上的汗,不停地惋惜着小雨浪费的机会。
“哦,那好吧。咦,竹缨姐,你怎么还不上啊?”
“哦,你……你先吧?”
“还是你先吧?”
“哎呀,你就去吧,我等一会儿没事的。”谢竹缨可能猜出我和小雨在一个洗手间里了,她好歹把夭夭先让了进去,果然是好哥们!够义气!
机不可失,小雨虽然觉得极其丢人,但还是迅速地打开了厕所门,胀红着脸,看都不敢看谢竹缨,故意道了一句“夭夭妹妹,我先走了”,就慌里慌张地溜走了。谢竹缨看着小雨,象打了个大胜仗一样洋洋得意。
我尴尬地向谢竹缨笑了一下,本想也跟着溜回去,但转念想了一下,夭夭在洗手间里找不到我,回去肯定还得再问,不如我再演一出戏,于是我一个健步又蹿进了对门的男厕所。很快夭夭出来了,我故意道了一声:“夭夭,你上个厕所瞎嚷嚷什么,也不嫌丢人?”
“东,你在呀!那你刚才怎么不说话?”
“你们几个刚才都在,我……我好意思说话吗?你别管我了,你赶紧回去吧。”
“哦,那好吧,我先走了。”
听得夭夭走远了,我长出了一口气,这他妈的叫什么事呀?简直能把人吓死!都怪死小雨胡来,我心里不停地咒骂着小雨,同时打开了洗手间的门,准备回包房。这时,只见谢竹缨突然出现,一闪身,蹩了进来。
我狂晕!气急败坏地道:“竹缨,你疯了!这是男厕所,你进来干嘛!”
谢竹缨抬头看着我,冷冷道:“我问你,你刚才和秦雨挤在女厕所里干嘛了?”
我气道:“这……这关你什么事?”
谢竹缨脸一红,盯着我道:“你告诉我,你……你是不是把、把那个眼神的事告诉她了?”
我叹了一口气,知道谢竹缨因为早年那个事儿的影响,脸子极薄,心理可能也存在阴影,所以才会对这个“眼神”的小事耿耿于怀,唉,都是吴铮这个坏蛋把她害的。我很理解她,于是看着她的眼睛,心平气和地道:“竹缨,我承认她是问了,但我没说。”
“真的?”
“真的。”
“那……你发誓!要不我不信!”谢竹缨盯着我的眼睛。
我无奈只得又道:“那好吧,我发誓,我要是真的说出去了,我就天打雷劈,天诛地灭,不得好死,OK?这下你该信了吧?”谢竹缨看了我一眼,低头不语。我擦了一把汗,道:“竹缨,我都发完誓了,咱们快出去吧?两个人挤在男厕所里叫什么事?你也不嫌丢人?”
谢竹缨脸一红,抬头气道:“你也知道丢人,你刚才还不是和你的大情人在……”
“行了,别废话了,快出去吧!”我没好气地打断了她,把她推了出去。
呼!走在回包房的路上,我长长地出了一口气,这趟洗手间上的,居然会发生这么多离谱的事,简直乱了套了!真是令人终生难忘。都说三个女人一台戏,可这台戏让我头大了N圈,幸好千慧不在,否则我还不得死无全尸!
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