第259章 英雄会之怒打乞丐
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第259章英雄会之怒打乞丐
靠，大武小武，你们俩茅坑里的石头，竟然敢对着老子的未来老婆献殷勤！老子叉死你们！
正想着上前认“亲”忽而转念，寻了个僻静地方，将头发弄得稀乱，伸手在地上摸了几把灰尘搽在脸上，又在地上打了几个滚儿，站起来时，又捡了一根粗壮树枝，这才满意地站了起来，回到大路，只见郭芙巧笑嫣然，这妞儿出落得愈发水灵了，新鲜得跟小菠萝似的，超群哥心里头痒痒的，正想挤上前去，郭芙笑语盈盈暗香去，大武小武两兄弟跟护法似的也跟了进去，只得作罢，将一口唾沫咽了回去。
这时，几名叫花子招呼吃饭，张超群被人拥挤着也进了庙中，只见这些丐帮弟子席地而坐，人人手里捧着一个盘子，伙食倒是不错，有鸡有肉，可却难看得紧，稀巴烂的，瞧了也没胃口。他却不知，丐帮的帮规便是如此，丐帮弟子即使逢到喜庆大典，也先要把鸡鱼牛羊弄得稀烂，好似残羹□肴一般才吃，以示永不忘本，丐帮弟子若是遇到有紧急事件非得骑马不可的话，那也不得挑选长得漂亮的高头大马，最好是驽马，劣等马，通常如果有些事情丐帮弟子若是穿得破烂些没法去做的话，往往外面穿得再光鲜，也须得在里面穿着破衣烂衫，这种规矩虽然有些怪异，但却也说明丐帮中人不忘本。
张超群早已吃过，可是一个慈眉善目的老乞丐却是也给他塞了一份饭菜来，张超群啼笑皆非，端了过来，瞧着上面居然还有一根长长的头发丝，也不知是炒菜的大婶留下的纪念，他更是吃不下了，转头时，见到身周的几个乞丐瞧向他的眼光似乎没多少善意，一丐喝道：“怎么？这么好的饭菜你也吃不下么？你还是不是我们丐帮弟子？”
他一开口，庙中的乞丐都是瞧了过来，张超群一翻白眼，计上心头，脸上装出痛苦的神情来，“啊哟啊哟……我今天中午吃坏了肚皮，现在肚子疼了……”
捧着肚子就往外跑。
此处距离大胜关还有一段路，天色已晚，群丐便就地躺了过夜，那小武牵来小红马给郭芙，郭芙回身向群丐拱手作别，竟是没向超群哥瞧上一眼，超群哥不禁更是郁闷，听得庙外两声马嘶，蹄声杂沓，已上马去了，不久蹄声渐渐远去，超群哥心中酸溜溜的，大吃山西老陈醋，气愤愤地睡了。
次日一早，超群哥被人拍了醒来，许多人已经上路了，拍拍屁股，跟着他们便行，心中却是想到，等到了陆家庄，也不知黄蓉见了自己，会是怎样一副表情呢！那日她被自己的真气抚摸法弄得意乱情迷，难道她就不动心？当时她都已经全都湿透了，若是不动情，早已挣扎开了，还会任由自己顶着她那处？忽而又想到郭芙，心中不禁怅然，这也实在是太乱七八糟了，芙儿对我情深意重，痴情一片，可是我却险些把她妈妈给叉叉了，若是她晓得有此一事，能原谅自己？
越往大胜关行，张超群便越是忐忑，甚至还想到了郭靖已经知道了这件事，只待见了自己就要拔剑相向了，不，断然不会，黄蓉聪明机智，不可能会把这种羞人之事透露出来的，张超群心神稍定，四处望去，只见沿途除了丐帮帮众，另有不少武林人物，或乘马，或步行，想来都是赴英雄宴去的。
走了近一整日，直到傍晚才到了大胜关。这大胜关是豫鄂之间的要隘，地占形势，市肆却不繁盛，自此以北便是蒙古兵所占之地了。一帮人到了这里，有的停下休息，有的直接进去，绝不一拥而去，张超群也不理会那些，径直跟了一帮人穿过市镇，又行了七八里地，只见前面数百株古槐围绕着一座大庄院，各路英雄都向庄院走去。庄内房屋接着房屋，重重叠叠，一时也瞧不清那许多，看来便接待数千宾客也是绰绰有余。
看来，这就是陆家庄了！庄子甚大，也很是气派，掩映在婆娑绿树间，倒像是个世外桃源，一众庄丁来来往往地接待客人，各路英雄接踵而至，一派繁忙景象。
忽听得砰砰砰放了三声号铳，鼓乐手奏起乐来。有人说道：“庄主夫妇亲自迎客，咱们瞧瞧去，不知是那一位英雄到了？”
但见知客、庄丁两行排开。众人都让在两旁。张超群不禁侧目，干啥啊这是？有没有这么夸张啊，还敲锣打鼓，又不是娶媳妇！
这时，从大厅屏风后并肩走出一男一女，男的那个约摸快有四十了，身穿锦袍，颏留微须，气宇轩昂，颇见威严；女的皮肤白皙，却斯斯文文的似是个贵妇。众宾客悄悄议论：“陆庄主和陆夫人亲自出去迎接大宾。”
张超群心道：原来这就是传说中黄药师门下陆乘风的儿子啊，倒也长得不错，年轻时应该是个俊俏风流的公子哥，那个庄主夫人，更是了不得，应该是和李莫愁差不多年纪，白白嫩嫩的，纤腰宛若杨柳，年轻时，定是个大美人了，那成熟的风韵，两腮淡淡嫣红，胸前鼓鼓凸凸，甚是壮观，啧啧，超群哥正偷偷地打量着陆夫人，之后又是一对夫妇，超群哥一见之下，心中一凛，不禁脸上发热，那正是郭靖、黄蓉夫妇。
两年不见，郭靖气度更是沉着，黄蓉脸露微笑，浑不减昔日端丽，一身淡紫色的绸衫，却在身上打了几个补丁，她衣衫鲜艳簇新，没来由地打几个补丁，瞧得超群哥一阵茫然，随即又想，她是丐帮帮主，只怕这也是丐帮的规矩吧，不由得暗暗苦笑。郭靖的身后跟着郭芙和大武小武，此时大厅上点起无数明晃晃红烛，烛光照映，但见男的越是英武，女的越加娇艳。众宾客指指点点：“这位是郭大侠，这位是郭夫人黄帮主。”
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