第318章 哄女孩子的绝顶高手
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郭芙白了他一眼，道：“我是问，我是不是在你的妻子里面年纪最小？”
这个问题嘛，倒要想想了，如果杨不悔也来了这里的话，算算时间，好像应该才刚刚十六岁，倒是比郭芙小一点点。
“应该不是最小的，不悔妹妹比你小几个月吧？”
“哼，居然要想这么久的，你老实交代，你究竟有多少妻子，一次代清楚，免得你以后再沾花惹草！”
以后……以后……超群哥眼前一亮，登时眉开眼笑，道：“芙儿你原谅我了么？”
郭芙扭头哼哼了一声，道：“谁原谅你了，我只是随口问问。”
“我数一数啊！你等等，小昭、不悔、青婴、九真、嫣然、龙儿、莫愁、萍儿、燕儿、芷若、敏君……”
“好了好了，不许再数了！你数得清么？见过妻妾成群的，没见过妻子多得连自己都数不清的，你这坏人，以为自己是皇帝老子么？这么多老婆！”
“嘘！可别乱说话，要掉脑袋的，被皇帝听到，抓了我去当太监可就糟了。”
“你这吟贼，就该抓你去阉了！”
郭芙恨恨地道。
超群哥嘻嘻一笑，上前去，将郭芙的玉手抓住，嬉皮笑脸道：“我若成了太监，你可就惨了，以后就不能跟我生小超群了。”
郭芙满面通红，娇嗔道：“谁跟你生小超群了？也不知道羞！”
她这一娇羞美态，令超群哥顿觉雨过天晴，心情大好，顺势将她搂在怀中，柔声道：“你放心，我一定会好好待你的。”
“嗯……”
轻轻地应了一声，郭芙娇躯软软地靠在他胸膛，只觉自己幸福得要飞了起来。
“你记得我们小时候么？在大米缸里……你说我亲了你，你要我负责……”
“咿……”
郭芙娇羞道，“你还记着呐，那是我小时候不懂事。”
“照你的意思，你现在长大了，就懂事了对吧？”
超群哥没等她回答，手指两根，伸了出去，轻轻托起她滑腻的下巴，深情地俯下头去，在她樱唇印下一吻，软软的嘴唇湿湿的，肉肉的，充满了少女的芬芳，超群哥心神一荡，舌尖轻吐，顶着她香唇，挑逗着舔了个来回，上下左右，郭芙登时痒痒的，抵受不住，张开了嘴，香舌登时被他吸了去。
“嘤……”
少女朱唇轻启，香舌失守，霎那间，被他吮吸得几乎连魂儿也要飞了起来……
不知过了多久，郭芙这才意识到这是在野外，光天化日之下，竟做了这等羞人之事，羞急交加，用力推开了他，狠狠地在他胸膛掐了一记。
“哎哟，谋杀亲夫啊！”
超群哥夸张地叫了起来，大有声震九霄的气势。
郭芙吓了一跳，忙伸手掩住他嘴巴，心慌意乱地四下张望，冷不防超群哥又伸出手来，将她柳腰揽住，笑嘻嘻地道：“怕什么了，我现在是襄阳兵马都监，又是大宋的新晋英雄，谁敢多管闲事，我一拳就打得他飞了去。”
郭芙嗔道：“知道你厉害好不好！我们回去吧，我想去看看你今天带回来的那个……那个……她叫什么？”
“朱九真。你叫她九真姐姐吧。”
郭芙一皱鼻子，哼了一声，道：“姐姐，都是姐姐，我很吃亏的，你的那个不悔妹妹呢？”
张超群面色一黯，道：“不悔现在还下落不知，不过，我肯定她也来了，就是不知道什么时候才能找到她。”
郭芙见他眼中那忧郁的眼神，心中一软，柔声道：“吉人自有天相，我相信不悔妹妹很快就会和我们团聚了。”
张超群微笑了一声，将她用力抱住，道：“芙儿，你真是个好姑娘。我想，她们都会很喜欢你的。”
郭芙一扁嘴，道：“我要你喜欢我就好了。”……
搞定！超群哥牵着郭芙的手往回行去，心中无比快慰，这么有难度的事情都做到了，看来，这世上我武功未必天下第一，但哄女孩子的本事，我若自认第二，没人敢认第一了。看来，吕文德送给我的那套宅子得赶紧搬过去才是，总住在郭靖家里，就那么点大的地方，想做点什么坏事都不成，本帅哥那方面的能力那么超群，每次都能让老婆们叫得死去活来，让人家听了去，可就不那么好了。
忽然又想，等宅子弄妥了，就先写封信去，让孙不二师父把小昭和青婴带来，恩，孙婆婆和陆无双还在活死人墓，也让她们顺道一起来，至于龙儿那里，没法送信，看来得亲自去一趟，如果能把老毒物、洪七公和黄老邪一起叫来，让他们也参加训练西军……超群哥越想越是亢奋，笑容满面，可怜的芙儿还以为他是在为哄回自己而开心呢！
返回郭府，远远就见武修文武敦儒两兄弟站在门口，瞧张超群把郭芙带了回来，松了口气，同时脸上的神情也有些不自然。
张超群见到他们俩，下意识地握紧了郭芙的小手……
“芙儿，随我去见九真她们，我正式介绍你们认识。”
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