第四十八章
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“讨厌！你、你们现、现在怎么变、变得这么讨、讨厌？”梅雅娟端着酒杯往马文宇的脑袋上轻轻的砸了一下。
“呵呵呵。我、我们没变讨、讨厌的时、时候，女、女人都不、不沾我、我们的边儿，我们变、变得越讨、讨厌，女、人越喜、喜欢我、我们。是女、女人把我们塑、塑造得让、让人讨、讨厌的。哈哈哈哈。来。干。干完去敬新、新郎。他近、近来很、很累，让他喝、喝到、到位去、去好、好好歇歇。俞欣、欣的活，就靠、靠方、方舟代、代劳了。哈哈哈哈。”李国强嘻嘻哈哈的说完话，端着酒杯直奔新郎去了。
“你、你们还、还真的去、去灌新郎呀？啊？”我心里真的蠢蠢欲动，很想把自己变成今天真正的新郎。可是虽然喝的很多，还是心里有儿打鼓。那新房我进得去吗？
我看着我的热心的或者说恶作剧的同学们，一个个的走向新郎，又一个个像得胜回朝的将军一样的回来，我知道今天晚上的新郎可能真的要换成我了。可是俞欣会在这样的日子接纳我吗？
“要成、成全方、方舟，让俞、俞欣也、也要半、半醉。我、我们也都、都让俞、俞欣陪、陪酒、酒了。万、万事俱备，上、上演好、好戏就、就靠方舟、舟了。哈哈哈哈。”马文宇兴致很高。
“好、好了。方、方舟。你、你别喝了。留、留一半、半清醒留、留一半醉，正、正好是、是做爱、爱的状态。哈哈哈哈。”李国强淫亵的笑着。
“哈哈哈哈哈。你们看。新郎呢？哈哈哈哈哈。”肖梁提着酒瓶子兴高采烈的回来了。
我们顺着他手指的方向看去，一对新人就俞欣一个人站在那里，新郎已经没了踪影。
“哈哈哈哈。桌子下面呢。看。”肖梁看我们都奇怪地寻找，又指了指新郎新娘所坐的桌子下面。我们的目光一起投向那里。看到有的人正在从桌子下面往外拖新郎。新娘俞欣一脸的无奈和焦急。俞欣往我们这边看了看，从大致看到的俞欣表情中，我觉察出她已经有些明白我们是在搞恶作剧了。但我们搞恶作剧的意图，她肯定还不知道，也根本想不到我们的策划是要置换她今天晚上身边的新郎。
“哈哈哈。新郎早早进入温柔富贵乡了。咱们也该各找各的甜蜜去了。谁去做新郎就快去吧。呵呵呵呵。”李国强醉态很浓的嚷嚷着。
“嗨嗨。国强。别瞎嚷嚷。这要悄悄的进村，打枪的不要。哈哈哈。咱们方舟早已经装弹上膛，就等着扣板击发射了。哈哈哈。”马文宇说得更直露，只是声音比李国强小一些。
“你们这些坏家伙，什么损招儿都能想出来。呵呵。不过呢，新婚之夜新娘遭冷落也不好。嘻嘻嘻。”鞠津琳飞动着灵活的眼珠酸酸地说。
“哈哈哈。还是女人理解女人。方舟呀，你挺身而出，奉献牺牲的时候到了。为了解救新娘于新婚之夜没人理睬的水深火热之中，方舟的奋不顾身，会让女士们钦佩男人们嫉妒的。呵呵呵。”马文宇说。
“方舟和俞欣入洞房，才是真正的新郎新娘呢。好。快快成全他们吧。嘻嘻嘻嘻。”梅雅娟说。
“哎呀。俞欣会怎么样呢？不怕她老公醒来吗？”有儿文静的乔黎丽说。
“那怎么会发现呢？我们去新房给他们站岗。哈哈哈。”李国强说。
“什么？你们去新房站岗？那怎么站呀？”乔黎丽不解。
“我告诉你。把已经迷糊的新郎放在一间卧室，方舟和新娘进入新房去翻江倒海，我们几个在客厅里打麻将。新郎不醒方舟跟俞欣就痛痛快快地折腾，新郎如果醒了，我们以关心他为名把他稳住，掩护方舟从新房里走出来，不就万事大吉啦？哈哈哈哈。”马文宇说。
“俞欣会同意这样干嘛？你们可别胡来。”乔黎丽还是担心。
“哈哈哈。看来黎丽现在还比较保守，你以为俞欣会拒绝？女人，平时做不做爱没关系，新婚之夜受冷落最是不能忍受的。这个时候不要说有老情人救急，就是稍稍看上眼的男人扑到她的床上，她都不会拒绝的。饿急了，你还挑剔是谁给你东西吃吗？啊？哈哈哈。”齐延刚又走过来凑热闹。
“你们这些坏人，毕业才几年，怎么都学这么坏呢？”乔黎丽说。
“哈哈。这就是生活吗。”马文宇大笑着说。
“哎哎。开始退场了。走。咱们成全好事去呀。”
“哈哈。走。帮助新娘度春宵去呀。”
“想听声音的也可以去呀。那可是现场直播呀。哈哈哈。”
“走吧。闹洞房去。这洞房闹着可有意思呀。”
“嘻嘻嘻。你看方舟，今天就等着做新郎了，多老实。说话不多。”
在人们纷纷退场的时候，同学们七嘴八舌地说着，朝着新郎和新娘的身边走去。不只是真的想听新郎新娘叫床的现场直播，还是出于对俞欣的关心，十几个同学都跟随着一块儿乘车奔向俞欣设在欧陆风情园的新家。
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