第一九一章 九美审夫
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我连忙头说：“是，那是！其实有了你们我都觉得……嗯，那个实在是太满足了！就像一个人吃得太饱，完全就对食物没有了，就算有再多的美食，我只怕连望一眼的兴趣都没有了。大家说是不？”
哪知我这话又触犯众女之怒了，除了某个不明所以的天真的小丫头，其余女孩一个个怒视着我，让我毛骨悚然的问道：“怎么，我又错了么？”
清颜重重的“哼”了一声说：“哥哥，你太过分了！”
我讶然不解。清颜说：“哥哥，你难道就那么喜新厌旧么？对我们都完全没有了，连多看一眼的兴趣都没有了么？”
我大惊，说：“喂喂，颜颜你可别胡乱误解我的话啊！我是说对别的美女没有了兴趣，哪里涉及你们啦？”
秋兰逼了过来，冷冷的说：“那哥哥是认为我们不是美女啦？哥哥，看来我们已经被你看得腻味了吧？或许只有韩咏雪那样举世无双的绝代佳人，才能满足你的胃口啦？”
我不由委屈的嘀咕说：“我哪有那样说过啊？都是你们欲加之罪，何患无词啊！而且，韩咏雪固然漂亮，是举世无双吗？我就见过和她一般美的女孩。”
女孩们听得我的嘀咕，不由都睁大了眼睛，齐齐问道：“谁啊？”
靠，女人的好奇心果然名不虚传啊，而且只怕这好奇心中还带着浓浓的酸味吧？我眼睛一转，没敢将心底那个名字说出来，却大笑说：“你们啊！你们九个简直就是天上的九仙女，那一个比韩咏雪差啊？！”
女孩们都“切”了一声，其声虽鄙夷，其意却甚是欢喜。那古话说得真好啊，千穿万穿，马屁不穿！可是我怎么成了一个阿谀奉承的小人啦？悲乎！
但为了家庭的团结，为了我日后幸福生活，我还是回忆起自己曾经看过的《厚黑学》，厚着脸皮，咬牙切齿的下定决心，然后装出笑容说：“刚才我说的话可是真心的啊！其实在我的内心里，你们就是天使，就是最圣洁美丽的天仙！以后别说是美女，就算是韩咏雪跪在我面前哀求我看她一眼，我都懒得理她！曾经沧海难为水，除却巫山不是云啊！有了你们给我的审美疲劳，对于那些庸脂俗粉，我还有半不成？没有，绝对没有！起西施于地下，我嫌弃她过于瘦弱，没有我家女孩那般丰腴的身段；唤黛玉于花底，我鄙夷她但知流泪，没有我家女孩如此开朗，如此善解人意；玉环过肥，腻人至深；飞燕纤弱，无我家女孩健康之体魄；貂禅品行一般，无我家女孩之纯善；昭君远嫁西域，风沙之下安能有我家女孩如此之好肤色？呜呼，我何其幸运也欤！毕生追求在25岁之年月就如此早，安能不使我开心颜？！”
女孩们早就听得呕声一片。我强行忍住自己想吐的感觉，连忙安慰她们说：“别怕，吐啊，吐啊，你们慢慢就习惯了。”
小云笑得咳嗽着说：“伟子，你什么时候贫成这样啦？以前你也算贫的，但不至于如此没有格调啊！”
清颜则笑了弯腰说：“臭哥哥，就知道你想用捧杀这招来对付我们。先将我们捧得高高的，然后什么时候再将我们摔下来，我们不就完蛋了？哥哥，你真是其心可诛啊！”
我故作认真的说：“不，绝对不是其心可诛，是其心可悯。你们呢，听了我的话，是其颜甚欢，其心甚喜。”
女孩们笑得更欢了，夏语柔打了我一下，说：“伟子，你的成语学得不错啊，还一套一套的！”
我一本正经的说：“不是我的成语学得不错，这些话都是自内心的，是从我灵魂里直接迸出来的爱的火花，是由于我对你们那深深的爱凝集成的经典智慧，完全可以表达出我最真的心！呕，呕！不，不好，我……我怎么自己都忍不住要吐啊？”
女孩们都不由笑得打跌，一个个都来打我，我这个唯一的爱郎兼色狼于是成为了过街老鼠，在群雌粥粥之下，简直被蹂躏得体无完肤。我终于只好伤痛的哀叹着：韩剧那什么《野蛮女友》真坏啊，除了被韩国佬赚走大笔钱财外，还给我们中国男人留下这样的隐患！
等得女孩们累了之后，我才彻底摆脱了苦难。忽然秋兰轻轻一叹，对身边的清颜说：“小颜，要是韩咏雪真的愿意和我们做姐妹的话，你愿意吗？”
清颜迟疑了一下，看看我，然后附到秋兰耳边小声说：“不反对，不鼓励。”秋兰也极小声问道：“为什么啊？”
清颜小声回答说：“从心底说愿意。和心中最喜欢的偶像做姐妹谁不高兴啊？反正我们都这么多的姐妹了。可是如果明确同意的话，岂不是鼓励哥哥风流？嘻嘻，所以我采取以上政策！”
秋兰轻轻的打了一下清颜，低声说：“有你的啊，想得挺周到的。嗯，我也赞成你的观。”
她们自以为我没法听清楚她们的耳语，但耳聪目明的我不由得微笑起来。其实清颜你但放心，你对我的爱，我会终身铭记，绝对不会辜负的……
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