第二七零章 猎人世家(中)
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虎子表哥笑着说:“是在美国NBA打篮球的姚明。”
表舅妈笑说:“对对!就叫姚明。听伟子说,他一年赚一两亿呢!小伟你要是生个儿子能和姚明一样,得多好啊?”
我简直要笑死了,于是一把将清颜搂住大声用广东话叫道:“颜颜,我表舅妈千挑万选,拣中了你啦!你就在我们碗溪落户,嫁给这里做媳妇吧?”
清颜本来绝对不相信我会将她卖掉,但听到我不断和表舅妈对她们指指的,又说些完全听不懂的怪话,就觉得我完全陌生恐怖起来,心底不由颇有些惶恐的意思。此时见我如此一说,登时吓得“哇”的大叫起来,竟然抬腿朝我裆部一膝盖了过来!
我又惊又笑,这丫头可是颇有些跆拳道根基的,这一膝盖得还真是迅疾有力啊!万幸我早就今非昔比了,要是在几个月前,子孙根都得让她给灭了吧?我一边骇然想着,一边让过她的膝盖,搂紧丫头笑道:“颜颜,你要哥哥的命啊?”
颜颜听到我说普通话,登时似乎就找回了自己那个心爱的哥哥,呼地扑到我的怀里,竟然嚎啕大哭起来!
我苦着老脸,在女孩们鄙夷的目光和表舅一家惊诧莫名的目光中使尽了办法才让丫头稍稍止住了大哭。她仍然哽咽着声讨我的罪行:“臭哥哥,你欺负颜颜!你竟然要卖你的颜颜!呜呜,我气死了,我恨死你了!”
我低声笑道:“颜颜,其实我刚才是想卖你,但你知道买家是谁吗!是我!我说要将你嫁给碗溪做媳妇,我不就是碗溪人嘛,你嫁给我不就是给碗溪做媳妇了吗?而且,我其实是让表舅妈在你们四个人中给我选择一个最美妙、最漂亮的姑娘给我做老婆的,最后我表舅妈选择的结果你也知道了!嗯,你知道了这些后,还生气吗,我的颜颜宝贝?”
清颜闻言哪还有丝毫怒气?她羞喜得几乎都要晕倒了,俏脸更是绯红得几乎滴出血来,将螓深深地埋入我怀里不敢出来。
我抱着清颜笑着对表舅妈说:“表舅妈,你的眼睛简直就是绝了!其实这个就是我真正的女朋友呢!”
表舅妈大喜,一边在对我那老实巴交的表舅大大地夸耀自己的眼力劲儿,一边让我们进堂屋喝茶。
在进屋时,小云悄悄地揪了我的腰间软肉一下,并且用极小的声音冷冷道:“伟,你刚才对小颜说的话,我可听见了一些哦!看来,我们都是配不上你的啦?”
我无限暴汗中,连忙悄然地对她连连卑躬屈膝地求饶,并且做了好几个鬼脸来讨爱人的欢心,这才让平素温顺柔和的小云停止了对我的精神攻击。
才一进堂屋,立即就看出了猎人世家的景象来。堂屋里挂着多达数十张动物毛皮,其中竟然有几张豹子那斑纹遍布的皮毛!另外,屋角里还堆积着一些豪猪的尖刺没有来得及丢弃。
见我打量着豹子的毛皮,表舅笑道:“那是在八十年代初期打了几只豹子,皮毛一直留着没有卖掉,上月有人出价一万一张我都不舍得出手哩!现在我们这里已经很多年没有看到过豹子了,只怕都灭绝了吧?”
我头道:“表舅,你最近又进山了么?”
表舅笑道:“是啊!就昨天下午进的山,听说你来了,不得搞新鲜的野物么?另外我还给你留了一只秋天打的野猪,肥壮着呢,足足有两百几十斤!现在薰好了还有一百大几十斤哩!”
我笑了笑,从怀里掏出一个早就准备好了的大红包交给表嫂手里道:“表嫂,这是我给未出世表侄的压岁钱!”
表嫂大吃一惊,连忙将红包往我的手塞,道:“表弟,你过于讲礼了。哪有还没有出世就得红包的理啊?!”
我让开了,见虎子接过红包就要强行往我口袋塞,于是连忙拽住他的手,道:“表哥,你听我说!”
在表哥止住动作后,我才续道:“实话说,我其实在广东混得不错,现在也算是个小小的老板,怎么着也有了千万以上的资产。你我从小一起长大,去年你结婚我虽然送了礼,人却没有到,这就算赔礼的,好不好?”
这时端茶过来的表舅妈见了叫道:“小伟,你这个人就是重情!去年你表哥结婚你竟然送了一万块的礼,让我们都无话可说了!我们这里自古就没有见过那么重的礼啊!你这孩子现在还这么讲礼!”
我笑说:“表舅妈,我家嫡亲的亲戚不多吧?那些七大姑八大姨的,其实都有些拉亲扯亲的意味。真正亲的就是我东源舅舅一家,表舅你这里一家,娄下我姨一家。你说,我们两家不好,谁好啊?”
一直没有吭声的表舅闻言连连头,说:“好,那就收下!小伟是个知道情义的好娃子,我们也就领你的情了!”
虎子表哥将手里的红包拽紧了,有些苦笑说:“小伟啊,你这个压岁钱也实在是太多了!至少也得有大几千吧?”
我道:“表哥,钱多钱少都是个意思,主要是表达我们亲哥俩之间的情谊。孩子出生时,就算我这个表叔给他奶粉钱。”
虎子哥看了看他媳妇那浑圆挺凸的大肚子,笑得乐呵呵的无语起来。而我暗自瞅着正在欣赏讨论这几张豹子皮毛的女孩,心底也在着:总有一天,我得让你这几个美娇娘也为俺老温家传宗接代!呵呵,无限意淫中……
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