第二七九章 吟诗骚动
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后来我才知道,鉴于我在二月十四号就得离开家里,前往澳门参加明门南宗的传承仪式,故而女孩们匆匆地决定提前将订婚仪式举办,以留足几天能和我一起享受爱情的温馨。
我非常感动,也对自己之前的犹豫、惶惑感到懊悔。为了表达自己对女孩们的歉意,在下午我将带给几个女孩的“压箱宝贝”一一取出。在女孩们惊喜交集地欣赏着这些“古董”时,唯一的男人却悄然进了厨房,使尽全力为大家做了一顿香喷喷的美味大餐。
清颜的菜谱我自然没有遗漏。香喷喷的麂肉火锅正热气腾腾,煎得嫩黄的豆腐加上黄花、冬笋、银鱼炖得香味四溢,被剔除骨头的细嫩兔肉经过精心的烧烤后令女孩们垂涎欲滴,还有中国的经典菜肴红烧排骨与醋溜鳜鱼,也烧制得完全不亚于大饭店的水平。
除此之外,我另外烧了奶油奶酪口蘑烤蟹肉、火腿奶酪炸大虾、铁扒笋鸡、黄油焖鸽子、油闷山鹑、酸菜鱼干、溜白菜等几个菜肴。
面对着满桌子美味佳肴,女孩们都食欲勃勃起来。我将红酒不断地打开,倒得一个个酒杯开始溢满。清颜笑道:“哥哥,你是想将我们都灌醉吧?说到酒量,只怕我们九个都抵不上你一个吧?”
小云微笑说:“伟子的酒量其实就是作弊!你们知道吗?其实他在去美国吃那几朵奇花之前,酒量小得很,外号‘一杯倒’。也就靠那奇花,不知道怎么的,看着他一次次酒量大增,终究成了今天这样的一个酒缸级人物!”
语柔轻轻地揪了我一把,娇嗔道:“你敢欺负我们酒量不行啊?灌醉了我们你好肆无忌惮地予取予求是吧?哼,色狼!”
我倒,不就是将酒杯倒得满了些么,竟然就引这么多的攻击!我苦笑着将所有的酒杯全部端到自己面前,然后分别给饮了半杯,道:“现在总算可以了吧?”
谁知在我做出如此举动后,所有的女孩竟然一个个羞难自抑地红了俏脸,爱意自她们的秀目中柔柔溢出。随即她们将酒杯一一取去,然后端至鲜艳的红唇边,轻轻地将酒饮下。
直到这时我才恍然:靠,原来女孩们竟然在演练饮交杯酒呢!
我有些感动,有些温馨,也有些好笑,女孩们的伎俩还真多啊,她们脑中的小九九完全不是我们男人可以臆测的。呵呵!
经过此节,这顿饭吃得那叫一个暧昧啊!每次女孩与我碰杯时,她们那温柔似水、含情脉脉的目光,让我完成沉醉了!
倒得后来,胆大包天的大魔女竟然开始主动和我真正地喝起交杯酒来!如此美事俺当然不会放过,我们于是狼情妾意地饮下了这无比香艳的酒液。
当然,既然有人做了先烈,自然有人前赴后继。鲁迅先生说得好:世上本无路,只是人踩得多了,就自然成路了。也是基于这个道理,以至于日后我们家就逐渐形成了逢欢喜的日子必然大肆饮交杯酒的绝对惯例。
在饮得几轮交杯酒之后,已经半醉的语柔笑嘻嘻地看着清颜道:“颜妹妹,喝交杯酒是你领头,可是你……唔,你敢这样和伟子喝酒吗?”
说着,她竟然喝了一大口酒,然后站起来挽过我的脖子,将她的樱桃小嘴对准我的嘴巴吻了过来!
我滴神啊!她竟然要给我喂酒!这样的香艳我完全只是在小说中看过,当语柔那柔嫩芳香的小舌头灵活地伸到我的嘴巴时,我几乎都性奋得昏晕过去!
然而乐极生悲。语柔看到我乐不可支的模样,忽然忍不住噗哧地笑了出来。笑也就罢了,可老天偏偏却安排她嘴里含着一大口酒液!于是,随着美人儿那一声“噗哧”,一口酒水就像天女散花似的喷洒在我的头脸之间,顺着我的厚脸皮缓缓地肆虐我的皮肤。
我苦笑道:“柔柔,就算我的脸皮比长城还厚实,比钢铁还坚硬,但它似乎还没有学会饮酒作乐吧?”
女孩们闻言不由得爆笑起来,清颜笑道:“柔姐姐,这样的饮酒我也可以嘛!不就是将酒水喷到哥哥的脸上,请他的厚脸皮喝酒吗?”
语柔连忙取出纸巾为我擦拭,一边笑道:“实在对不住,失误,纯粹是操作上的失误!”
我苦笑道:“无妨。大约你是嫌弃我最近脸部皮肤螨虫过多,于是拿酒精来将它们杀死。嗯,爱美之心人皆有之,你想老公变得漂亮些,无可厚非,我很理解的。唯一问题是,你的知识有误,如此喷洒酒精似乎并不能杀死螨虫吧?”
众女闻言又不由失笑起来。雪凝笑道:“伟子,酒精不能杀死螨虫,那要不我们就去买些敌敌畏、毒害灵、百草枯来给你试试?”
我无限暴寒中,连忙摇手道:“且慢!如果被你们那样一折腾,我这张脸还能叫脸吗?”
清颜咯咯地笑道:“那也无所谓啊,哥哥反正脸皮厚实,经得住风吹雨打,千锤百炼。如果成功的话,那就百炼成钢,成为金刚不坏体。如果失败,大不了就不要脸呗!你说是吧,哥哥?”
我气得揪了丫头嫩脸一下,道:“什么话啊,你以为哥哥是铁矿石是吧?还百炼成钢,我看你这脸皮也实在够厚实的!”
小云道:“咦,伟子脸皮是铁矿石?那么《钢铁是怎样炼成的》那部书莫非是伟子所著,是阐述他如何将脸皮百炼成钢的秘籍么?”
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