第二八二章 订婚仪式(上)
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大约十二钟时,我按原计划打电话预定了几份披萨饼来。
女孩们生怕自己最美丽圣洁的婚纱被弄脏了,所以连饭都不敢吃,只得以披萨凑合着填填肚子。万幸的是,早餐她们吃得都挺饱,似乎也不会饿着。
当披萨送上门时,时间已经是十二半了。我开始对楼上大喊:“老婆们,中饭到喽!快下来吧!”
随着我的喊声,一群仙女自楼上鱼贯而下。很快我的眼睛就睁得比牛眼还大!
她们穿着雪白的婚纱,圣洁如天使般,一个个雪肤花貌,仙姿玉色,妙目含羞,美不胜收。
呜呼!风吹仙袂飘飘举兮欲飞,风鬟雾鬓兰馥郁兮倾城!
有美文为证:方离柳坞,乍出花房。但行处,鸟惊庭树;将到时,影度回廊。仙袂乍飘兮,闻麝兰之馥郁;荷衣欲动兮,听环佩之铿锵。靥笑春桃兮,云堆翠髻;唇绽樱颗兮,榴齿含香。纤腰之楚楚兮,回风舞雪;珠翠之辉辉兮,满额鹅黄;出没花间兮,宜嗔宜喜;徘徊池上兮,若飞若扬。蛾眉颦笑兮,将言而未语;莲步乍移兮,待止而欲行。羡彼之良质兮,冰清玉润;慕彼之华服兮,烂灼文章;爱彼之貌容兮,香培玉琢;羡彼之态度兮,凤翥龙翔。其素若何,春梅绽雪;其洁若何,秋菊被霜;其静若何,松生空谷;其艳若何,霞映澄塘;其文若何,龙游曲沼;其神若何,月射寒江;应惭西子,实愧王嫱。奇矣哉,生于孰地,来自何方?信矣乎,瑶池不二,紫府无双。果何人哉,如斯之美也!
有妙赋为佐:其形也,翩若惊鸿,婉若游龙。荣曜秋菊,华茂春松。仿佛兮若轻云之蔽月,飘摇兮若流风之回雪。远而望之,皎若太阳出朝霞;迫而察之,灼若芙蕖出渌波。肩若削成,腰如约素。延颈秀项,皓质呈露。芳泽无加,铅华弗御。云髻峨峨,修眉联娟。丹唇外朗,皓齿内鲜,明眸善睐,靥辅承权。瑰姿艳逸,仪静体闲。柔情绰态,媚于语言。
有艳诗为据:手如柔荑,肤如凝脂,领如蝤蛴,齿如瓠犀,螓蛾眉,巧笑倩兮,美目盼兮。
有丽词为解:香莲烛下匀丹雪,妆成笑弄金阶月。娇面胜芙蓉,脸边天与红。
如此“粉腻酥融娇欲滴,环肥燕瘦百媚生”的九位绝色佳人竟然即将全为我的未婚妻,诚然是香艳无双之花丛浪子也!
古语云:要得俏,衣着素。
九女在穿上如雪婚纱之后,配以清淡妆容,风鬟雾鬓,恰若巫女洛神,艳色绝世,明艳端庄,耀眼夺目。
“哥哥,我漂亮吗?”小仙女提着裙角踮着脚尖轻盈地跑了过来。
小丫头今天稍稍化妆之后,整个人就像完全蜕变了一般!
以往的小雪,虽然清丽无双,五官精致之极,但却颇有些像一颗极其宝贵的原钻,品质虽然超绝一流,但却没有经过高明工匠独具匠心地打磨塑造成型。
然而今天的小雪,经过妆扮之后,整个人就像一个熠熠光的最宝贵、最华丽的钻石一般,光彩照人,耀眼夺目。
尤其她那双清澈纯洁的大眼睛配着经过妆容后稍稍变得成熟些的俏脸,更是使人迷醉不已。
天使和妖姬的混合体只怕也不如小雪的魅力吧?
小雪见我心醉神迷地端详着她,却完全说不出话来,于是羞喜不已,却勇敢地踮高脚尖在我的脸上用她那芬芳柔软的红唇轻轻一吻,然后绯红着俏脸飞也似的跑到一边,捂住自己的小脸害羞起来。
继而众女一一走过我身边。
清颜的清丽无双,芷蝶的娇嫩丰盈,小云的轻云出岫,语柔的俏丽俊逸,秋兰的千娇百媚,白薇的艳美绝伦,雪凝的香艳夺目,赵雅的明媚妖娆,无不让我神魂颠倒,色授魂与!
女孩们得到了自己所想要的东西,于是开始拿自己最心爱的男人开涮了。
赵雅说:“老公,你也文雅些好不。我们好不容易将这里布置得漂漂亮亮的,你却流这么一大堆恶心的口水,似乎有碍观瞻吧?”
我闻言连忙擦拭嘴角,咦,果然挂着一丝口水印迹。
不过,也就是那么一丝而已,绝对不像赵雅所说的一大堆!再说了,如此多的香艳夺目的美人,俺不流泻出一丝口水来,似乎完全就是岳不群了吧?
我盯着明媚妖娆的赵雅,尤其是她那婚纱处胸口露出的一大片雪白如凝脂的肌肤以及深深的勾魂摄魄的马里亚纳海沟,脸色于是有些不愉起来。
良久之后,我板着脸说:“雅儿,今天是在家里,没有外人,你这样穿着我无话可说。如果下次我们真的在教堂举办婚礼,你却绝对不准穿得这样暴露!要不然我都被别人占老大便宜的。想想一旦有人竟然盯着你这些由我独享的地方猛看,我的心就像被刀子在剐似的难受!”
女孩们都大笑起来,清颜指着我笑道:“哥哥就是这样一个无耻的保守家伙!有次我告诉他说自己是花样游泳队的成员,哥哥那时还不是我的男朋友吧?记得他当时老脸就变色了,盯着我的腿醋意满怀地看!”
小云也笑道:“是啊!有次小雪想买一条超短裙,伟子立即就花了几吨口水对小雪狂浇,直到小雪吓得立誓这辈子连摸都不摸超短裙一下才算数!”
秋兰也笑道:“人家在夏天时有次穿了条清凉短裤,哥哥当时就不断打量我,眼睛怪怪的,很有醋意哦!”
雪凝吐吐舌头道:“我的天啊!我们的夫君大人竟然是如此一个醋缸子,看来我们以后就别想穿那些吊带裙、超短裙了!”
语柔笑道:“万幸我也不喜欢穿那些暴露的衣着,否则就……嘻嘻!”
我暴汗中,但为了日后不使自己受醋意的煎熬,只得厚着脸皮咬牙切齿地说:“嗯,那个超短裙是绝对不能穿的!露出半边胸部的晚装、时装,也不得穿!至于吊带裙嘛,不是不可以穿,你们这样漂亮,加上穿那么SEX的衣服,万一碰到色狼怎么办?所以还是以少穿为妙。当然,如果有我作为保镖,你们就可以放心大胆地穿了!”
清颜故意向我大抛媚眼,道:“哥哥,人家可是有十多条吊带裙的哦?不过人家要上学,你又不能却陪我,怎么办啊?嗯,记得有条裙子可是很暴露的哦,我一穿出去,后面立即就会跟着一路洪水的!”
我大叫道:“颜颜你回学校立即就将那样的裙子给烧掉!气死俺也!”
女孩们都轰然大笑起来。
清颜指着我道:“哥哥的醋意竟然比我们女人还大,也真罕见得很哦!嘻嘻,人家一试就彻底暴露出真面目来了。臭哥哥,人家哪会穿那种暴露的裙子啊?我才不想便宜了那些色狼呢!要便宜,也得便宜你这个色魔不是?嘻嘻!”
我微笑道:“如果有想穿超短裙的,那也不是绝对不行。以后只要没有人客,在家里穿穿也是可以的。”
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