第八十五章 尴尬话题
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自从有了接受小魔女的决定,我对她向我撒娇亲热,已不是那么排斥了。只是碍于目前还不能说破,我只好对她的亲昵当作没看见。我笑道:“少烦我,我在看电视呢,你快去睡觉罢。”
小魔女哼了一声,道:“我不,我一个人,睡不着。”
我道:“少来,昨晚你一个人,还不是睡得好好的?”
“昨晚是昨晚,情况不同了嘛!我今天受了那么大的惊吓,哪里能安下心来睡觉啊?”
我一想这倒也是,她今天刚从鬼门关里绕了一圈回来,是够惊魂的。一个小姑娘,害怕也情有可原。便道:“那好罢,我陪你一下,等你睡了我就出来。但是你可别跟我搞怪哦!”
小魔女喜道:“呵呵,你一个大色狼,我都没说怕你搞怪,你反倒倒打一耙,还有没有天理了?”
我笑着站了起来,绕过沙发走到她身边,突然出其不意地在她屁股上拍了一记。笑骂道:“让你再说我是色狼!”
小魔女“哎呀”一声,双手立刻捂住了屁股。脸迅速胀成了通红。又是羞,又是气地嗔道:“你……你偷袭我?大色狼!不折不扣的大色狼!哼!”说着她一扭腰,气急败坏地向楼上窜去。
我在后面又是得意,又是开心。张开偷袭她的那只手放在面前看着,心里邪邪地想:“小魔女地屁股,真是弹性惊人哪!唉!光看不能吃,是够受罪的。三年的时候。是不是……长了?”
想到自己不久的将来,可以拥有这个人间的尤物。我这心里又是欢喜,又是自得。刚才的惭愧和自责,全部抛到脑后去了。只想着追上去,搂她在怀里好好疼爱一番。
不过等我走进卧室,我又清醒了回来。唐迁,现在还不是和小魔女亲热的时候。你还有很多事没解决,千万不能让她感受到你心里已经有她了!不然,你会坏了大事!
我咳嗽一声,一本正经地走到床边。小魔女正抖开了被子盖在身上,坐着对我笑道:“大色狼,小羔羊睡不着,讲个故事听听罢?”
我坐在了床边,笑道:“你多大了?还讲故事给你听,要不要给你唱摇篮曲啊?快躺下睡觉,明天给我早起来。”
小魔女依言躺了下来,拉起被子,眼睛一眨一眨地看着我。小声地道:“不说也行,那上来抱着我睡罢,我害怕。”
我心中一荡,小魔女那楚楚可怜的样子,差使我一口就要答应她了。我赶紧转过了脸,心中叹道:“唉,枉我唐迁自诩定力超强,可是碰上了你们许氏姐妹,算是八百年修行全白费了。不愧是大小魔女啊!佛祖,也要犯戒的罢?”
小魔女从被子里伸出一只手臂,捏住我衣角轻轻扯了一扯。我回头道:“干嘛?”小魔女侧了一个身,似笑非笑地道:“唐迁哥哥,刚才我姐和你在电话里嘀嘀咕咕了半天,都说些啥呢?”
我笑道:“小孩子,大人地事情不要多问,快闭上眼睛。”
小魔女翘起了小嘴,气道:“又叫我小孩子,怎么我在你眼里老是长不大的?唐迁哥哥,我的身体你也全看到了,你自己凭良心说,我哪里还象个小孩子?”
我只好摸着鼻子道:“身体是身体,我们有年龄差距,不管你多大了,在我眼里,永远都是个孩子,你还就别不服气!”
小魔女鼓起了腮,不满地道:“不就是小你几岁嘛,神气什么呀?我姐当年认识你地时候,不就是我现在这个年纪吗?你怎么不把她当成小孩子啊!”
我笑着,伸出手来捏着她的鼻子,道:“那不一样,我和你姐只差四岁,没代沟。但我和你差了十岁,这代沟可就大了。我们是两代人,你明白吗?”
小魔女哼了一声,甩头挣脱我的手,一个转身脸朝里不理我了。过了一会儿,她忽然格地一笑,转回身来,促狭地道:“骗人!我在你眼里真的还是小孩子吗?在花蝶谷地山洞里,你能对一个小孩子动手动脚,意图不轨?还有,我们在水潭里找到你那只登山包的时候,你干嘛赖在水里不肯上来?你当我真的不明白吗?”
我大吃一惊,顿时脸上发烧,羞愧难当。咬着牙嘴硬道:“什么呀?我不明白……你在说什么!”
小魔女一骨碌又起了来,把小脸伸在我眼前,又是得意,又是不依不饶地道:“你还要装傻?你真当我是个不懂事的小女孩呀?那时候你看到了我光溜溜的屁股,某些地方不老实了是不是?”
我我我,我真的败给了她,我窘得满脸通红,再也没面目与她对视。只好站了起来,假意怒道:“别胡说八道好不好?你一个大姑娘,说这些害不害臊啊?”说着我自觉惭愧,便赶紧溜出门去,逃避这个尴尬的话题。
我跑到了楼下,又坐回沙发上。但电视机里在放些什么东西,我一也看不进去。我脑子里只想着:“小魔女就是小魔女呀!语不惊人死不休,这下我在她面前,可没脸充什么长辈了。”
想到我那时的丑态小魔女是一清二楚的,我这脸上就烫得厉害。坐在沙发上心神不定,抓起电视遥控器,毫无目的地乱调着频道。
忽然,小魔女在楼上探出一颗头来,对我叫道:“唐迁哥哥快上来!”
我不奈地道:“干嘛?”
“你快上来呀!我这里好痛!”
无奈之下,我离座重新上楼,没好气地道:“你又搞什么怪?”走到二楼,我好笑地看到小魔女身上裹着被子,靠在墙边,脸含羞涩,又充满期待地看着我。
我忍不住笑道:“你把被子披在身上干什么?有那么冷吗?”
被子,忽然从她身上滑了下去,我眼中只见到红色。小魔女双手一伸,便扑进了我的怀里,腻声道:“大色狼,把小羔羊……吃了罢!”。
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