第一百零五章 压住孙悟空
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书接上文,却说那猪八戒这次是真的巡山,走着走着突然发现前面有动静,扛着九齿钉钯走上前去!
猪八戒看到前面的一大群妖怪,暗道:“还真有妖怪!看样子还不少呢!发挥俺老猪智慧的时候到了!”想着,猪八戒拖着九齿钉钯走上前去。
领头的一个小妖看到猪八戒跑过来,拔刀乱挥两下,大声喝道:“你是什么人?想干什么?”
猪八戒笑呵呵地点点头,笑眯眯地说道:“嘿嘿!大王!我是过路的,请问这是什么地界?”
这时那银角看到了猪八戒,问道:“前面怎么回事?”
那领头小妖转身道:“二大王!是过路的!”
“奥!原来那个头上长着银色犄角的家伙是他们的头!”想着,那猪八戒蹿到银角旁边,道:“这位大王,我是从东土大唐而来的和尚,路过贵地,不知这儿是何处?大王家业如何?”
银角一听是东土大唐来的,赶紧拿出画像看。只见他看一眼画,再看一眼猪八戒,连看了好几下,银角道:“这完全不一样啊!”
猪八戒一瞅那画像,笑呵呵地道:“大王!这画里面的和尚是我师父!”
银角听了大笑道:“哈哈!你们真是自投罗网!——说!你师父在哪儿?”
那猪八戒虽然呆,但也不傻,听了这话也明白这妖怪是敌人。猪八戒拿起九齿钉钯,先发制人,对着银角一钯打了过去!
银角一看如同龙爪一般的九个齿打了过来,顿时一慌,赶紧拿出七星剑架住。
猪八戒的九齿钉钯虽然厉害,可那银角的七星剑也是太上老君的东西;两件兵器相撞,直打得是天昏地暗,日月无光,地裂山崩!
那银角开始便是落了下风,接着越来越不行,连连后退。赶紧招呼小妖帮忙。
那些小妖一哄而上,那些小妖又能有什么能耐,被猪八戒一钯一个,打得死的不能再死。
猪八戒看敌人根本不是对手,大笑道:“真是一帮笨蛋,一块儿上,省的俺老猪费时间一个一个打!”
要是一个一个打,再多的小妖也打不过猪八戒,可是那群小妖一哄而上,猪八戒把钉钯一横,以自己为轴,猛地转圈,每个靠近半径为猪八戒胳膊长加九齿钉钯长的圆的妖怪,个个都死得透透的!(有学物理的问了,猪八戒拿钉钯转圈的角速度是多少?线速度是多少?转动惯量是多少?动能是多少?动量是多少?嘿嘿!我也是学物理的,但是答案我也不知道!)
那猪八戒越转越爽,也越来越大意。
那银角找机会把七星剑往猪八戒脚跟一丢,把猪八戒打一个踉跄,猪八戒回头举起钉钯要往银角那儿打,后面的小妖一哄而上,都往猪八戒腿上招呼,猪八戒措不及防,扑的又跌了个狗吃屎。银角赶紧过去,拿起七星剑架在猪八戒脖子上!(感觉和二郎神抓孙悟空差不多)
却说那猪八戒被银角抓到洞中,笑呵呵地大声道:“哥哥啊!我抓来了一个!”
金角听了喜道:“兄弟真是立了大功啊!带上来我看看!”
银角把猪八戒带到金角面前,金角左看右看,道:“这哪里是什么唐僧啊?吃再多,长胖了也不该是长成这个模样啊!”
银角道:“大哥!这个不是唐僧,这个是唐僧的徒弟!”
金角道:“唐僧的徒弟,那有没有用呢?”
猪八戒赶紧道:“没用!没用!我最没用了!放了我吧!”
银角道:“哥哥!虽然他不是唐僧,但也是唐僧的徒弟,肯定有用!”
金角道:“嗯!你说得有理,既然如此,把他泡在后边的净水池子里,浸褪了毛皮,用盐腌着吃!”
猪八戒慌忙道:“大王!大王!我皮糙肉厚,阉着不好吃啊!”
银角道:“那直接就烤了吃吧!”
猪八戒赶紧摆手道:“别别别!烤着更难吃,还是用盐腌着吃吧!”
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却说唐僧那边,唐僧见猪八戒还不回来,道:“悟空!悟能怎么还不回来,会不会遇到师兄说的妖怪了!”
孙悟空道:“师父!猪八戒要是遇到妖怪,肯定回来报给我们,不过就怕他太鲁莽,直接和妖精打啊!”
唐僧道:“那我们不如就前去找找他吧!”
孙悟空道:“好!师父上马,猪八戒走得慢,我们马快点儿,没准儿就能赶上他!”
至于刘晨,本体变成虫子趴在唐僧衣服上,这时又掐诀念咒分出一个分身,变成一只小鸟在后面跟着!
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再说那莲花洞中,银角道:“大哥!那唐僧的徒弟被我抓住了,那唐僧肯定也不远了,我再去巡山,寻找那唐僧!”
金角端给银角一杯酒,自己拿起一杯,道:“兄弟!祝你旗开得胜!”说罢,一口饮完,那银角也一口干了酒,道:“放心吧大哥!绝对把那唐僧抓来!”
银角这次带上了洞中一半的小妖,三个二百五,上山寻找唐三藏。正走着,只见前方祥云缥缈,瑞气盘旋。
银角道:“僧肯定就在前面!”旁边一个小妖道:“二大王?没看见唐僧啊?”
银角道:“好人头上祥云照顶,恶人头上黑气冲天;那唐僧是金蝉长老临凡,十世修行的好人,所以有这样云缥缈。”
那小妖惊道:“那我们能抓得住他吗?”
银角道:“哼!普通妖怪不行,但我可不是普通妖怪,定能抓住那唐僧!”
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