第一百零八章 恶人自有恶人磨
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方丈道：“前几年有几个行脚僧，来到我山门口坐下，我见他寒薄，一个个衣破鞋无可怜兮兮，我就让他们进来，款待了斋饭，又将故衣各借一件与他们，然后留他们住了几日；结果他们贪图自在衣食，住下就不走了！我们最后舍下脸面请他们离开，临走的时候还偷了寺里的东西！”
唐三藏闻言道：“贫僧可不是那没有脊梁的和尚！”
那方丈不耐烦地怒道：“不给你废话了！就是不留你这游僧！赶紧得滚！”
唐三藏暗暗扯衣擦泪，忍气吞声，急忙走了出去！
那猪八戒一见唐僧面容，向前急忙问道：“师父？寺里和尚打你了？”
唐僧道：“没有没有！”
猪八戒道：“一定打了！师父你还有些泪痕呢！就算没打，也肯定骂你！”
唐僧道：“徒弟啊！我们走吧！他这里不方便！”
猪八戒问道：“就算是不方便，师父您出来就是了！为何哭了？”又转身对刘晨道：“师伯！您看这是怎么回事？要不让大师兄进去看看？”
刘晨道：“悟空！你进去看看！给你师父讨个公道！”
好个泼猴，拿着金箍棒，直接就到了大雄宝殿，指着那大雄宝殿上的佛像道：“这是你泥塑的假象，但你内里肯定有感应，俺老孙保着唐僧西天取经，今晚来此投宿，师父受了委屈，赶紧出来说明为何，否则先打碎你这假身，再去打烂你那真身！”
孙悟空在前边发狠说话，只见一个烧晚香的和尚，点了几支香，来到佛前香炉里插，孙悟空对着他一嘿，吓得他屁滚尿流，跑到方丈房间里报道：“方丈，外面来了个和尚，可凶恶了！”
那方丈道：“怎么凶恶？”
那和尚道：“是个圆眼睛，查耳朵，满面毛，雷公嘴，手执一根棍子，咬牙恨恨的，要寻人打哩！吓死俺了！”
那方丈刚想出去看看，那孙悟空已经闯进来了，吓得那方丈赶紧关门。
孙悟空扑的一下打破门扇，对着里面道：“赶早将干净房子打扫一千间，俺老孙要睡觉！”
那方丈躲在房里，对那和尚道：“怪不得他长得那么丑，原来是说大话说的，人可不能说大话，会长得越来越丑的！我这儿怎么算，也没有一千间啊！”
那和尚道：“方丈啊！这人太吓人了，快把他轰出去吧！”
方丈对这孙悟空战战兢兢地道：“那借宿的长老，我这小荒山，不方便留人，您往别处去吧！”
孙悟空把金箍棒往地上一戳，顿时地动山摇，怒声道：“不方便！不方便你们就搬出去！”
那方丈道：“长老啊！真的没处搬啊！不是我们不留你啊！你看看，刚才就地震了，这儿不是好地方！”
孙悟空道：“不搬，那就出来让俺老孙打一棍子！”
那方丈对那和尚道：“养兵千日用兵一时，你出去让他打一下吧！”
那小和尚道：“方丈啊！我倒不怕他那棍子，我怕他那长相啊！我腿都吓软了，出不去啊！”
孙悟空继续说道：“不妥！不妥！你们根本禁不住我这一棍，打杀了你们，师父还要怪我，等我打个其他的东西给你们看看！”一转身，只见方丈门口有个石狮子，举起金箍棒，一下打得粉碎！
里面的那方丈见了，吓得骨软筋麻，慌忙就往床底下拱，那小和尚直接就吓尿了！动都不敢动！
那方丈在床底下高声道：“爷爷啊！饶了我们吧！方便你们住！方便你们住！”
孙悟空道：“和尚！我不打你，我问你，你这寺里有多少和尚？”
方丈战战兢兢地道：“共有上百个和尚！都是有度牒的！”
孙悟空道：“你快去把那百个和尚全叫出来，穿得整整齐齐，把我那唐朝的师父还有我那师伯师弟们接进来，就不打你了！”
那方丈赶紧道：“这就接！这就接！只有不打我，接多少人都行啊！”
孙悟空有催促道：“赶紧去！赶紧去！”
那方丈带着那小和尚，哆哆嗦嗦地来到正殿上，东边打鼓，西边撞钟。钟鼓一齐响，惊动了寺里大小僧众，上殿问道：“这都该睡觉了，撞钟打鼓作甚？”
方丈道：“快整理好衣服，随我出门迎接唐朝来的大老爷！”
孙悟空领着方丈，方丈带着众僧人，出门跪下迎接唐僧。
那方丈对着唐僧磕头高叫道：“老爷！快请进！”
猪八戒看了笑道：“师父您进去，出来就眼泪汪汪的，嘴上都能挂油瓶了，师兄这一进去，教他们出门来接！”
唐三藏道：“你这呆子，他们是恶人自有恶人磨！”唐僧见他们磕头跪拜，也很过意不去，上前道：“你们都起来吧！”那方丈道：“老爷啊！只要您那徒弟不打我们，跪一个月也行啊！”
唐僧转头对孙悟空道：“悟空！你打他们了？”孙悟空赶紧道：“当然没有！我要是打了他们，谁还能活，只是打碎个石狮子吓唬他们罢了！”
唐僧又让众僧起来，那些和尚才起身，牵马的牵马，挑担的挑担，抬着唐僧进去，那猪八戒见了，也让几个和尚把他抬进去。
又有几个和尚来抬刘晨和沙僧，刘晨道：“我自己走就行了！”
那和尚又问：“老爷？您怎么道士打扮？”
刘晨笑了笑道：“佛本是道嘛！不用分的那么清楚！”
沙僧道：“师伯说得对啊！”
到了后面大殿，众僧又要磕头，唐三藏道：“院主请起，不比再拜了！”
方丈道：“老爷是上国钦差，小的有失远迎，不知老爷这一路上是吃荤的还是吃素的，我们好去置办斋饭！”唐僧道：“自然是吃素！”
那方丈转身对孙悟空道：“爷爷！您也吃素？”孙悟空道：“吃素！吃素！”
刘晨笑道：“你们问吃素吃荤，你们这儿难道有荤菜？”
那方丈道：“我们虽然吃素，但是有达官贵人来寺里，所以备着些荤菜！”
刘晨笑了笑道：“我荤素皆吃，给我来点儿荤的吧！”
那方丈便吩咐了几个和尚去刷锅做饭，招待唐僧。
吃完了饭，众僧收拾了东西，唐三藏谢道：“方丈！多谢款待了！”方丈道：“不敢不敢！怠慢怠慢！”接着领着唐僧等人前去歇息！
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