第一百一十六章 好像
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书接上文,那孙悟空闻言道:“老龙王,你那妹妹有几个儿子啊?都在哪里做妖怪啊?”
西海龙王敖顺答道:“大圣啊!舍妹共有九个儿子,前八个都是好的!”
孙悟空继续道:“九个儿子?可是那龙生九子?”
西海龙王敖顺答道:“非也!非也!那龙生九子乃是上古洪荒时期,分种立族之时之事,吾龙性本淫,无所不交,故种极多,如得牛则生麟,得豕则生象,得马则生龙驹,得雉则结卵成蛟;不过那些已经完全非龙族也!龙生九子指的是还算是半个龙的九种!”
孙悟空道:“然也!然也!俺老孙曾经听我师伯说过,龙与鹿交,遗精而成一物,名曰‘吉’这‘吉’可是好东西,能壮阳治阴痿!”
敖顺尴尬地笑了笑,赔笑道:“然也!然也!”
孙悟空继续道:“那龙生九子俺老孙也倒是知道,老大囚牛,喜音乐,蹲立于琴头;老二睚眦,嗜杀喜斗,刻镂于刀环、剑柄吞口;老三嘲风,形似兽,平生好险又好望,殿台角上的走兽是它的遗像,而且还有凤的血脉;老四蒲牢,受击就大声吼叫,充作洪钟提梁的兽钮,助其鸣声远扬;老五狻猊,形如狮,喜烟好坐,所以形象一般出现在香炉上,随之吞烟吐雾;老六霸下,又名赑屃,似龟有齿,喜欢负重,是碑下龟;老七狴犴,形似虎好讼,狱门或官衙正堂两侧有其像;老八负屃,身似龙,雅好斯文,盘绕在石碑头顶;老九螭吻,又名鸱尾或鸱吻,口润嗓粗而好吞,遂成殿脊两端的吞脊兽,取其灭火消灾!这龙生九子俺老孙是知道,不过不知您妹妹那九个儿子又如何?”
西海龙王敖顺答道:“大圣也是知识渊博,我龙族之事都知晓,舍妹有九个儿子,第一个小黄龙,现在掌管淮河;第二个小骊龙,现在掌管济河;第三个青背龙,镇守鸭绿江;第四个赤髯龙,镇守松花江;第五个徒劳龙,镇守黑龙江;第六个稳兽龙,去了一个很偏远之地,看守美海;第七个在下邦鸟国,看管日海;第八个也是在下邦废土,管理菲海;至于那第九子,小鼍龙,因其年幼,没让他管事,让他在黑水河养性,等到将来再调用,谁知他不遵我的旨意,冲撞了大圣!万望大圣恕罪!”
孙悟空闻言笑道:“你妹妹有几个妹丈?”
敖顺道:“只嫁得一个妹丈,乃泾河龙王,向年已被斩,舍妹寡居于此,前年病故了!”
孙悟空继续笑道:“一夫一妻,如何生这几个杂种?”
敖顺闻言,尴尬地笑了笑,也没说话。
孙悟空继续道:“我才是心中烦恼,本来想以这将简帖为证,上奏天庭,问你个通同妖怪,谋害取经人之罪,不过据你所言,是那厮不遵教诲,我且饶你这次,只该怪那厮年幼无知,你也不知情,你快差人把我师父师伯救出来,我且饶你这次!”
敖顺即唤太子摩昂道:“你快点点些虾兵蟹将,将小鼍捉来问罪!”接着又要安排酒席给孙悟空赔罪!
孙悟空道:“老龙王你不用再多心了,我说了饶你这次就肯定饶你这次,不用办酒席了,我和你儿子一块儿去,把那小鼍龙捉回来!”
那老龙苦留不住,让龙女捧茶来献,孙悟空喝了一盏香茶,别了老龙,与摩昂一块儿带着虾兵蟹将,离了西海。
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话分两头,却说刘晨在黑水河里,实在是憋得无聊,决定不再等了,打个响指,分出一个分身。
那分身,直接一剑打开牢笼。
慌得那守门小妖,一个赶紧去报告鼍龙,其余的一哄而上,想要把刘晨捉住,刘晨是何人,就算是分身也厉害得要命,这点儿小妖能够抵挡刘晨分身几剑的,顷刻见便全军覆没。
刘晨分身继续往前走,正好撞见那鼍龙领着一众小妖过来。
刘晨见正主来了,大声道:“那妖怪,有什么法宝赶快使出来,要是再不用,你可就永远用不了了!”
那鼍龙闻言大怒道:“你这小道士,真是口出狂言,真是不知道死字是怎么写的!好好好!那我就让你尝尝我的厉害!”说着,提起他的那钢鞭就打。
结果,你想想,一个连沙僧都打不过的妖怪,刘晨又能用几剑,刘晨分身弱一些,但是大宝剑不是分身啊!
很快,那鼍龙就被刘晨五花大绑,在地上呻吟着喊饶命!
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再说那孙悟空与西海龙王太子摩昂来到黑水河。(别问我为什么敖顺的儿子摩昂不姓敖,龙的家族比较复杂,凡人难以理解!)
孙悟空道:“贤太子,你去捉怪,我上岸去了。”
摩昂道:“大圣宽心,小龙定将他拿上来,先见了大圣,惩治了他的罪名,把师父师伯送上来,才敢带回海内。”
孙悟空欣然相别,一个跟斗跳回猪八戒沙僧旁边。
猪八戒道:“师兄,你去时是从空里去的,怎么回来却从河里回来的啊?”
孙悟空把那来到西海,正好遇到并且打死鱼精,得到简帖,见了西海龙王,与西海太子一同领兵前来之事,都陈述了一遍。猪八戒沙僧河神都十分欢喜。
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