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第101章 撩*打炮

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县卫生局长一时没了主意——百万年薪的诱惑力很大,辞职离婚都不在话下,可是一旦自己脱离了岳父的提携关照,自己出来下海混日子,要是没个靠山,将来一旦失去了这分儿年薪百万的工作,自己可就惨了,再想跟老婆复婚,可就比登天还难了……

然而,要是跟自己的老婆离婚,然后跟陶艳春结婚的话,是找到靠山了,可是她却说,一旦结婚,可就没有百万年薪可拿了——若是哪天陶艳春腻烦了自己,让自己净身出户,将自己扫地出门的话,那就更惨了……

正犹豫不决呢,却接到市旅游局长的邀请,说是请他喝酒——赶紧赴约,席间见没别人打扰,就跟旅游自己提及陶艳春让他做狐狸养殖场ceo的事儿……市旅游局长一听,立即薅住他的脖领子激动地说:“你小子可快拿主意,要不然,我可就辞职离婚,然后去跟她结婚了……”

“那你不怕某一天,她厌烦你了,回头将你扫地出门呀!”

“你呀,咋就死心眼儿呢——你不会在任期间,弄私房钱呀,你不会想方设法地讨她喜欢,让她一辈子都不离开你呀……”市旅游局长帮他出馊主意。龙腾小说ltxsba.

“可是,我总觉得她太强了,一般男人驾驭不了她……”县卫生局长貌似性格有弱。

“你要是这样的心态的话,那就只好只辞职、不离婚,只当ceo、不跟陶艳春结婚了——不过你可要小心哦,哪天我这个局长干不下去了,我可就跟老婆离婚,立即跟她结婚喽!”旅游自己还趁火打劫的样子。

“你干嘛落井下石呀,赶紧帮我拿主意呀!”县卫生局长似乎更加纠结了。

“主意一定要自己拿,要不然,将来后悔的话,还要落下埋怨……”

“唉,这可咋办呢!”正犯愁呢,突然接到老婆电话:“你死哪里去了,快给我滚回来!”一听老婆的口气,县卫生局长就知道,肯定老婆遇到可以臭骂他三天三夜的事端了,赶紧离席告别市旅游局长,跑回家里一看,顿时傻掉了——原来老婆大人的手里,掐着一张美人照,正哭天抹泪地寻死觅活呢:“你说,你跟照片上的女人是啥关系!”

县卫生局长见了那张照片才想起来,是自己从陶艳春那里特地要来,在见不到她的时候,打飞机用的——可是,原本是放在办公桌里的呀,咋就跑到老婆的手里了呢?难道,老婆趁自己不在,偷偷检查了自己的办公室?现了这张非同寻常的美人照片?

“没啥特殊关系,要说有,也是工作上的关系!”县卫生局长还试图搪塞。

“还敢跟我抵赖——别以为我是家庭妇女就不知道你在外边都干了些什么勾当!告诉你吧,你去找过这个女人多少次,都跟她生过什么关系,我都掌握得一清二楚,现在你向我坦白还来得及,如果不承认,而让我拿出铁证如山的证据来,那可就晚了!!!”

县卫生局长原本就是因为向上爬,才违心与这个一女人味儿都没有,但她父亲却身居县委要职的女人结了婚。可是,婚后居然从来都没直起腰,抬起头来,永远都被这个恶婆娘给压抑着,连大气儿都不敢喘——现在终于让她抓到把柄了,估计自己稍加反抗,或许就会被扫地出门,并且很快就会被革职调离了吧……

要不,趁机就跟她离了?这辈子,要是能跟陶艳春那样的女人成了夫妻,基本上是死而无憾了,何必为了县卫生局长这么一个屁大的官儿,受这个臭婆娘一辈子的气呢!即便自己跟老婆离了,不跟陶艳春结婚,一年能赚一百万,干他三五年,自己有了几百万后,还在乎什么身份地位呀——现在时代变了,可以没位置,但不可以没票子,一旦自己有了票子,找个什么样的女人不比这个其丑无比但又仰仗她父亲的权势颐指气使的婆娘强一万套啊!

想到这里,县卫生局长一改从前唯唯诺诺的形象,挺胸抬头地对他老婆说:“我承认,我跟这个女人关系不一般,你要是接受这个现实,我们就过下去,如果看我不顺眼,就一脚把我踢出去,我毫无怨言!”

“好你个乌龟王八蛋!在外边偷青还理直气壮,看我今天不一刀割下你的老二,让你成了太监,看你还出不出去寻花问柳,撩打炮了!”说着,真就冲出去,到厨房找来一把尖刀,就直奔县卫生局长而来。

“住手!你凭什么语言爆力加行为爆力对待我——告诉你,老子受够你了,今天你要是敢动我一根手指头,我就跟你拼命了!”

县卫生局长突然威,一下子给老婆弄蒙了,愣了片刻,一屁股坐在地上就大哭大叫起来:“我滴天哦——我的命咋就恁苦呢——下嫁给这么一个乌龟王八蛋,不领情,回头还出去撩姑娘弄寡妇,说他两句还跟我吹胡子瞪眼——这可让我怎么活呀,我不活了呀……”说着,就将刀子举起来,仿佛要往自己胸口扎下去的样子……

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