四百一十六 亲爹照砸不误
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只是,刘辩不知道的是,有一个规则系统忘记了提示他这个宿主,如果爆表人物携带的随从中有单项数值超过100的人才,那么此人就会额外随机携带一人出世。因此真相就是李渊的出世,造成了李世民、李元霸、李秀宁兄妹三人偷渡到了这个世界,而因为李世民的政治超过了100,所以又额外携带了李绩。
遭到了兄长的训斥,李秀宁一脸委屈,把头盔重新罩在头上:“人家也想为国立功嘛!寻常的校尉都不是我的对手,凭什么不让宁儿随军出征?”
“唉……回头再处罚你!”
有道是机不可失失不再来,战场良机稍纵即逝。李世民看到岸上的守军列开了十架投石车,知道最好的机会就是尾随着撤退的汉军冲上岸去,让岸上的汉军投鼠忌器,一旦等船上的汉军大量的登上江岸,汉军没了后顾之忧,肯定会用霹雳车狂砸滥轰,李元霸不怕砸,但是其他将士撑不住啊!
“元霸……给我登岸,否则军法处置!”李世民又气又急的拿着剑鞘在李元霸的背部‘抽’了一下,厉声呵斥,“要是贻误了战机,回头我把你与秀宁一块处置!”
无缘无故的遭受牵连,李秀宁恼怒不已,手里提起长枪向前冲锋:“李元霸,你就是个大傻瓜!蠢猪!呆驴!我跟你开玩笑竟然也当真?就你这脑子,便是娶了穆桂英也会被戴绿帽子!”
“你……你骂我不要紧,竟然说穆桂英给我戴绿帽子?”李元霸忽然大怒,将双锤扬起,“信不信我一锤把你砸成‘肉’饼?”
李秀宁气的快要哭了,面对着比自己高出将近一半的二哥,举起手里的红缨枪,万分委屈的道:“你……你个二傻子!竟然为了素未谋面的穆桂英要把自己的亲妹妹砸成‘肉’饼?你砸呀,你怎么不砸?”
“我……我砸!”
李元霸也是气疯了,一双大锤没有去砸李秀宁,却是朝着自己脚底下的龟船狠狠的砸了两锤。
“砰”……
“砰”……
伴随着两声巨响,坚固的龟船甲板出现了裂缝,江水慢慢的渗了进来,震得船上的将士东倒西歪,稍有不慎者更是落进了水中。
“咦……那家伙怎么了?”
李元霸这两锤砸下去,声音巨大,把岸上汉军的目光纷纷吸引了过来。看到这个野兽发狂一般的砸本方船只,不由得惊诧万分,接着窃笑声四起。
“你说我敢不敢砸你?”李元霸杀气腾腾的拎着大锤,怒视自己的妹妹,“你再说一个试试!”
“呜呜……”李秀成再也忍不住,嚎啕大哭,“你个二傻子,我怎么会和你一个爹妈?穆桂英有什么好?把你‘迷’得神魂颠倒,竟然要砸死自己的妹妹!”
“还不是这一路上自成哥告诉我的,说穆桂英是‘女’中豪杰,咱们唐国除了我没人能够打得过她。不仅人长得漂亮,而且温柔贤惠,又能上阵杀敌,还能生娃儿,说抢回来要给我做老婆……一路上他们把穆桂英夸得这么好,你现在又要诋毁她,是何道理?”李元霸拎着双锤,余怒未消。
李世民也快要哭了,傻子终究是傻子,关键时刻就会掉链子。
那一席话本来是李自成为了鼓舞李元霸的斗志,‘激’发他的野‘性’,才添油加醋的给他描绘了一个倾国倾城,天下无双的‘女’中豪杰。没想到却给李元霸心里中了蛊,被素未谋面的穆桂英‘迷’得神魂颠倒,甚至要把自己的妹妹砸成‘肉’饼!
就在李元霸与李秀宁争执之际,船上的汉军主力已经撤上岸一大半,只剩下零星的尾巴,完颜宗弼、李自成各自提着一把大斧,引领着接近两千名唐军死士向岸上冲锋,李舜臣则在督率本部十艘龟船在后面压阵。
“投石!”
看到机会难得,孟珙一挥手,下令投石。
十架改良版的霹雳车顿时带着呼啸声,将磨盘般的巨石投入江中,危急之下也顾不得本方尾巴了,先阻止敌军登岸再说。
就在十架霹雳车狂轰滥炸的同时,廖化率领的禁军与孟珙麾下的弓弩手一起‘乱’箭齐发,杀伤阻止唐军登陆。只要不让那野兽般的家伙登陆,在江面上伤害终究是有限的。
巨大的岩石借着投掷的力量在空中呼啸着落下,犹如炮弹般落进江中,喷溅起成团成团的‘浪’‘花’;更多的狠狠的砸在龟船的盖上,将龟船砸的东倒西歪,摇摇晃晃。
但这些用牛皮‘混’合了镔铁、坚木制造的船盖倒也结实的紧,在如此巨大的冲击力之下,也只是变形受损,并没有塌陷下来,仍然能够对龟船上的唐军提供保护作用。被十架霹雳车一通狂砸,只是被砸翻了一艘船只而已,船上的唐军纷纷跳上汉军船只保命。
唯一让李世民感到不爽的是,如此坚固的龟船扛住了霹雳车的狂轰滥炸,却没有撑住自己兄弟的大锤。被李元霸两锤砸下去,帅船受损出现了好几道裂痕,江水慢慢的渗透进来,只能眼看着不停的下沉。q
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