七百九十四 李元霸已死,有事烧纸!
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被一个身高超过李元霸的怪人追赶,孟良吓得几乎要尿裤子。龙腾小说ltxsba.爱玩爱看就来网。。
“大猩猩别追我,孟爷我认输了,你是雌我是雄,不用决斗了!”孟良一边逃命一边扭头朝阮翁仲喊话,希望这个犹如巨猿一般魁梧彪悍的家伙能够放自己一马。
“哇呀呀……你个黑炭头,竟敢侮辱阮某?”
见孟良逃得飞快,阮翁仲本来还打算放他一马,没想到这家伙胆量虽小,嘴皮子却不肯饶人,顿时勃然大怒,一双大长腿猛地一夹胯下坐骑,全力追赶孟良,誓取他的项上人头回来。
“哎呦……这大猩猩竟然还听得懂大汉官话?”
孟良心中叫苦不迭,本来是下意识的乱喊了一通,没想到让这人猿般的家伙受了刺激,追的更猛。
阮翁仲一丈三的身高,五百多斤的体重,寻常的战马根本驮不动他,因此胯下的坐骑也是贵霜国屈指可数的良驹,乃是由嬴政亲自赏赐,名字叫做“一字板肋癞麒麟”。虽然模样长得丑,但四条腿又长又粗,奔跑起来犹如风驰电掣,脚力远胜孟良的坐骑,眼看着就要追上。
“黑炭头受死,老子要让你变成黑肉饼!”
阮翁仲一声咆哮,右手举起一百二十斤的黄金铜人,就要把孟良抡成肉饼。
“叮咚……阮翁仲临下属性爆发,对战孟良。自身高度一丈三尺二寸,孟良七尺三,故此降低孟良6武力,下降至75!”
“叮咚……阮翁仲‘蛮力’属性爆发,自身武力+5,武器+1。坐骑+1,基础武力98,当前武力上升至105!”
刘辩刚刚结束军议。在埃及艳后的伺候下喝了一碗清茶润润喉咙,突然就听到了阮翁仲的名字。不由得吃了一惊,“不好,阮翁仲竟然从贵霜国内跑到交州来了,有他与裴元庆两大猛人坐镇,徐晃那边怕是要吃亏!”
“更让人揪心的是孟良的武力被下降到了75,而阮翁仲的武力却飙升打了105,将近30的差距,这是追上就被秒成渣的节奏啊!”
虽然刘辩不知道这场战事怎么引起的。但有孟良这个逗逼在,估计脱不了关系。但毕竟人家在给自己卖命,刘辩又替孟良揪心不已,好像这是自己听系统提示的最高武力差的对决,30的差距,完全就是大人欺负小孩,根本不是一个等量级的,看来孟良凶多吉少了!
“呔……那番将休要猖狂,齐爷在此!”
阮翁仲正要手起铜人落下,把孟良砸成又黑又粘的肉饼。猛然就听到了一声雄壮的吆喝,急忙勒马带缰,扭头察看。孟良趁机蹿出数丈,从鬼门关捡回了一条性命。
阮翁仲与孟良一起看去,只见对面来了一个身高七尺,体型略显臃肿,粗脖子,大脑袋,满脸虬髯,乍一看像个伙夫的家伙。
“你……你是大国?”
孟良又惊又喜,喜得是遇见了多年不见的发小齐国远。惊的是齐国远的武艺比自己还草包,在这个贵霜大猩猩的面前那不是白白送死么?
真是一对好基友。难道老齐是来给自己陪葬的么?想到这里,孟良心中莫名一阵感动。
来的不是别人。正是隋唐时期的瓦岗山逗逼齐国远,在一年多前被甄宓的魅力爆表,与孟良同时出世。孟良出世后植入的身份成了孟珙的兄弟,而齐国远植入的身份则是江湖游侠。
但在表面的身份之下,系统还给这两个同时出世的逗货植入了一层关系,那就是两个人都是绛州同乡,自幼一起习武长大。后来黄巾之乱大起,孟良跟着孟珙参军,而齐国远则被裹挟做了黄巾军,走上了截然不同的道路。
当然,这一切只是系统给两人植入的记忆,让他们不至于怀疑人生,但在二人的心里却就是同生共死的发小,比亲兄弟还要亲。
后来黄巾起义失败,齐国远落草为寇多年,辗转打听到孟良跟着孟珙为刘辩效力,遂前往金陵寻找基友。却听说孟良已经跟着穆桂英出征交州,遂千里迢迢来到合浦寻找发小,惊闻孟良被困在将军岭,便毫不犹豫的前来救援,恰好在乱军中撞见阮翁仲穷追孟良,遂在紧要关头挺身而出,吆喝了一嗓子。
“什么大国小国?”
听孟良喊自己的乳名,齐国远双眼圆睁怒吼一声,将手中的双锤举了起来,煞有介事的向阮翁仲及孟良自我介绍:“请叫我神威无敌天下无双征北镇南安东平西勇猛盖世车骑骠骑骁骑大将军!”
“什么狗屁名号?”
尽管命悬一线,但孟良还是被齐逗逼给逗笑了,你特么的是来给我送终的么?不被大猩猩砸死也要被你喜死了,这又臭又长的名号比老太婆的裹脚布还要长,你这脑洞到底有多大?
阮翁仲倒没有理会齐国远的名号,管你什么封号,反正都是对手,要么你死要么我活。在意的是齐国远手里的一双大锤。
“啧啧……真是人外有人,天外有天啊!”阮翁仲心中惊叹不已,有种头皮发麻,汗毛倒竖的感觉。
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