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第三章

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三日之后,苏州寒山寺山后竹林中的一处隐秘空地上,几个小和尚正在分工合作,拣柴、起火、剐狗皮、清理上料、翻锅煎炒……忙得井井有条。龙腾小说网ltxsba.

一个小时过去了,一股浓香从锅里冒了出来,小和尚们垂涎欲滴,却不敢先动手。

“太师叔祖,香肉弄好了,您来尝尝吧?”为首的清秀小和尚走到我跟前,恭敬的说道。

沉迷于思绪中的我回醒过来,闻著那熟悉的香味,在寺里闷了几天的我终于第一次食欲大动。

接过小和尚递来的碗筷,我舀出一块滚热的狗腿肉,先是咬上一口,再就著红红的汤料顺著喉咙吞下肚里。

那种刺激到心肺的美妙味觉,让我爽快的叫了出来:“嗯,不错,不错……和相木他们的手艺有得一比!”

小和尚们听了大喜,“太师叔祖,您说我们的手艺不错?”

“呵呵,当然的了,好好的做,年轻人有前途。”我拍著他们的光头,夸赞著这几个十二岁的小和尚,并以行家的身份指导道:“来,趁热吃,狗肉啊,就是要热滚滚的吞下肚子,那才够味。”

小和尚们没有太多的尊卑观念,马上笑嘻嘻的拿起碗筷,大家你争我抢,吃得不亦乐乎。

“庄宇,你说这苏州城里,什么地方美女最多?”酒足饭饱之后,我懒洋洋的躺在铺满树叶的地上,提出了我一直在想的问题。

为首的庄宇挠挠头,道:“应该是学校吧!”

“具体一来说,哪个学校?”

“这就要看太师叔祖您想要找哪个年龄段的美女了。要是十八岁以上的就去大学,十八岁以下就去国中,十二岁以下就去……哎哟!”说著说著,小和尚的秃头被我敲了一下。

“你看你太师叔祖像个变态色魔吗?还十二岁以下的都说起来了。”我怒斥他道,“对了,这些消息从哪里得来的?可靠吗?”

庄宇委屈的道:“是我从电视节目上看到的,苏州电视台上面有个节目叫“学院美少女”,上面常常播出大学、国中和小学的美少女,这些当然是真的啦。”

“电视上?我怎么不知道有这些?”我不相信的道:“电视上不是只有新闻播放吗?”

庄宇嘿嘿一笑,道:“这就是主寺和分院的差别了。主寺电视里面的娱乐节目都是被屏蔽了的,我们这边管得要松一些,可以看到。太师叔祖,苏州大学的美女是级漂亮的,特别是那个叫沐芝的美少女,估计仙女也就是这个样子了。”

“好你个小和尚,六根不净,知道得蛮多嘛。”我笑骂著道。……沐芝是吗,那我就来看看你是怎样的美丽动人吧!

不过马上我又想起了屏蔽电视一事,有些咬牙切齿的想道:是哪个混蛋干得这种缺德事?回去我非要痛扁他一顿不可。

“阿欠!”

千里之外的嵩山少林寺,般若堂主持法形忽然打了个大喷嚏,他抬头望了望天上火辣辣的太阳,奇怪的想道:难道是近日得了流行感冒?健康第一,武功不能当饭吃,要赶快吃药了。

师叔祖想要上学读书,这可是不得了的大事。

武扬名火速上报给了少林寺方丈慧通,并得到了“全力促成小师叔祖学习现代知识”的指示。

挂上电话,武扬名心中喜滋滋的:哈哈,靠著小师叔祖在此的关系,我已经可以直接和师祖通电话了,这可是靠近权力中心的迹象啊……嗯,上海的姚济虎昨天打电话来说,想要和我换位置……我呸,这个老小子,看见便宜就来占了,门儿都没有!

得到最高指示的武扬名很快便行动起来,拿起手中电话:“喂,卜局长吗?我是武扬名,你好……晚上有时间吗,我想请你吃个饭,还有,把苏州大学的关校长叫上……好的,就七钟天香阁六号包间见。”

站起身来,一个娇躯投入自己的怀抱,武扬名紧紧的搂祝糊,心中的兴奋有增无减。

“老公,在苏州就算是市委书记也要卖我们面子,干嘛还要那么客气,直接叫那个教育局长把小师叔祖的入学手续办了不就好了,非得要请他吃饭?”郑虹娇声问道。

武扬名笑著刮了刮郑虹的鼻子,“你倒是提醒了我,去我的柜子里面拿两盒白金首饰来,待会儿还要送给他们。”

看著郑虹不解的脸庞,武扬名耐心的解释道:“小傻瓜,在中国办事,不是只要能通天就好了的,俗话说得好啊,“阎王易见,小鬼难缠”。办事有办事的规矩,要是不给甜头给这些人,他们虽不至于反著干,但阴奉阳违是免不了的。”

郑虹气鼓鼓的道:“哼,他们要是敢这样,就不怕撤职吗?”

武扬名哑然一笑,“我的姑奶奶,又不是什么深仇大恨,何必这么狠毒?好了,去拿吧。习惯了就好,官场就是这样的。”

郑虹走了几步,又转回头来:“要是我出事了呢?”

武扬名一时没听明白,“什么?”

“要是我被当官的欺负了呢,比如就是那个教育局长。”

“哦,那简单,明天的报纸就会登出他全家遭遇火灾的消息。”武扬名眼中寒光一闪,“我们少林的规矩是,一般的可以退让,但是碰到原则上的事情,就该干他娘的就干!”

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