第五百二十六章 悲催的月老十四阿哥
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十三阿哥满是感叹的说道:“弟妹肚子不是不争气么?你嫂子现在可是怀了,大龄产妇,要保持好心情啊”
十四阿哥被这话打败了,自此以后白天出去推销朝鲜公主,晚上回家辛勤耕耘,倒是叫十四福晋好多天都乐得合不拢嘴。而十四阿哥不好把自家皇兄交待下来的任务告诉自己媳妇,只好每天用望眼欲穿的目光注视着十四福晋的肚子,期盼着自家媳妇也怀上,自己好能用照顾媳妇的借口把这事推出去。
可惜十四福晋注定是要让十四阿哥失望了,直到十四阿哥被比自己小的那几个弟弟都想办法拒绝的时候也没传来喜讯。十四阿哥不得不哭丧着脸来到了圆明园,跪在自家皇上四哥面前很没形象的抱着四阿哥的大腿嚎道:“皇上四哥,您就饶了臣弟吧臣弟真不是做月老的那块料啊”
四阿哥很想把腿抽出来,这实在是太没形象了,无奈十四阿哥搂的太紧,这大将军王不是白做的,虽然手上的功夫赶不上沉浸其中几十年的七阿哥,但好歹比四阿哥这个骑射在兄弟们中差点垫底的人强多了,所以这腿还真没抽出来。
“快松开,你看看你像什么样子。”四阿哥喝道。
十四阿哥一听这话搂的更紧了,反正自己在自家四哥面前一向是没什么形象的。十四阿哥知道四阿哥从小就疼他,只要闯了祸装装可怜绝对能顺利过关,所以老大不小的十四阿哥故技重施,用可怜相来争取夺得四阿哥的妥协。
“皇上,四哥,弟弟最最尊敬的皇兄,您饶了臣弟吧这朝鲜公主实在太不招人稀罕了,咱们兄弟都看不上她,这可怎么办啊弟弟磨破了嘴跑断了腿,也没能把人交待出去,这差事实在太难办啦要不让十三哥来?十三哥人缘好,嘴皮子利索,肯定能完成任务。”
十四阿哥最近耕耘的腰都疼了,也没把自家福晋的肚子耕耘大了,难免迁怒与十三阿哥,谁让他最先拿未出世的孩子刺激他来着?
四阿哥有些好笑的看着自己这个亲弟弟,无奈的说道:“你先起来,朕帮你想想办法。”
十四阿哥知道不能闹得太过,只好站了起来,眼巴巴的看着自家皇兄。四阿哥恨铁不成钢一般看了自家弟弟一眼,用着他那磁性的声音问道:“你就问了咱们兄弟几个?”
十四阿哥点头道:“是啊不问他们问谁?”
四阿哥敲了敲十四阿哥的脑袋说道:“朕难道没有儿子么?就是那几个小崽子不想要你不是还有很多侄子么?满京城的宗室难道只有咱们兄弟几个?”
十四阿哥恍然大悟,刚想转身去接着做他的月老去,就想到一个事回头问道:“要是给侄儿们的话,皇上直接下旨指婚不就成了么?用得着弟弟跑这么多趟去问么?那朝鲜公主的名声快叫弟弟问没了。”
四阿哥说道:“李氏朝鲜那边总有边民犯境,抢了咱们边境不少财产害了咱们大清不少百姓,战争不能说发动就发动,但削削他们的面子还是很必要的,你尽管张罗去吧让他们知道什么公主也不是说送就能送过来的。”
十四阿哥嘿嘿奸笑一声,转身走了。
接下来被骚扰的成了各位皇子们,也就是弘晖他们。十四阿哥对自己的这几个侄子还是很了解的,这回他并没有按照顺序来,要不然第一个问弘晖,以弘晖那个一绕N个弯能把人绕到自己设计的坑中的脑袋瓜,十四阿哥这个自诩为聪明人的家伙都不敢轻易尝试,他还是决定从最可能的人下手。
那就是风流的出了名的弘历了。只可惜十四阿哥不知道弘历已经被四阿哥削过了头,还给他塞女人,你要是从他府中要女人的话他倒是欢迎之至,要是塞女人那你哪来的回哪去,人家弘历现在对各种类型的女人免疫,除了自家皇额娘和姐妹们……
于是弘历这面此路不通。弘昼更是不知道带着自家福晋去哪玩了,十四阿哥根本找不着他的人。弘晧倒是感兴趣的问了几句朝鲜公主的性子爱好等等,只不过正巧文瑞来找弘晧去九阿哥家看戏,所以弘晧几句话又把十四阿哥给打发了。
十四阿哥气咻咻的找弘时去了,弘时抱着自家宝贝儿子还没等十四阿哥说明来意,就把自家儿子一顿夸,上天入地古史今来方圆百里舍我其谁,除了自家皇阿玛和兄弟们以外,没有一个男人在弘时心中的地位能赶得上怀里的这个奶娃子。弘时充分的显示了一个爱儿子的阿玛的饱满形象。在十四阿哥打断他艰难的说出了来意的时候,斜着眼睛不屑的说道:“朝鲜公主?朝鲜公主能生出这么上天入地…舍我其谁的孩子么?侄儿都打听了,她们生的孩子个子小的很,那可不行啊”
十四阿哥被打击懵了,落寞的目光望向了弘晖和弘昀的府邸方向,心里小人流着宽面条泪祈求着那两个让人头疼的侄儿把这个公主收了吧。.。
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