第八百七十六章:胖子当年也阔过
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商贩洗干净了臭味之后,终于是原形毕露,吼叫道:“给我往死里打,打死这个狗ri的,居然敢诓老子的钱财。谁不知道,在这方圆三百里,七八座城池当中,老子是出了名的铁公鸡,出了名的一毛不拔?”
“谁敢动手?”
胡图图将商贩洗手的桶子倒掉,只把先前那个奇臭无比的桶子抓在手里,做出一个要泼水的动作,怒吼道:“谁要是敢动手,老子就让谁遗臭万年!”
这一下,终于是把那几个壮汉给吓到了。
毕竟谁也不想遗臭万年。
胡图图十分得意,只把扁担cha在腰间,再一手提着一个木桶,大摇大摆走出城去。
商贩吃了大亏,想要逮住胡图图往死里打,可他手下那些壮汉却不敢轻易动手,毕竟这些人都是商贩请来的保镖护院,一直跟在商贩身边,深知商贩赚了十两银子之后,洗手洗不干净臭味的痛苦。
男人虽与女人有些不同,不一定喜欢往身上洒香水,把自己弄的香喷喷的像花朵一样。可无论如何,也不愿意做一个臭气熏天的臭人。
胡图图tian着大肚子,脑门上流淌着饱含油水的汗珠子,一步步朝城池之外走去。
“他娘的,又赚了九十两。”
胡图图感觉到胸前沉甸甸的银两重量,咧开嘴笑了起来,“有了这几十两银子,又可以给毅哥儿买两三天药材了。胖哥我现在是一身手段施展不出来,就连储物戒指都打不开,只等有朝一日,体内能生出第一缕真气,将储物戒指打开了,到时候戒指里的灵丹妙药任凭胖哥挑选,何必做这等营生?”
等到走出城门,到了无人空旷之处,胡图图才仰天咆哮,大吼一声:“想当年,胖哥我也曾经阔过!”
“呸!”
忽然一道清亮婉转的声音,从后方传来,“就你这土鳖模样,除了做这等坑蒙拐骗的无本生意之外,还有什么本事?你说你曾经阔过,谁肯信你?”
“是谁?”
胡图图将桶子往地上一方,转身看向声音来源之处,怒问道:“谁在跟着我?”
“是我!”
一个女子,眉清目秀,带着一股子女中豪杰的英气,从大道上骑着一匹战马,腰间挎着一柄补刀,来到胡图图身边。
战马停下之后,女子才从衣袖里掏出一片腰牌,朝胡图图晃了一晃,说道:“本官是这七岛国的总捕头,专门捉拿你们这些蝇营狗苟的奸商。识相的速速束手就擒,跟着我去衙门报道,听候发落。”
一对熟铁打造的手铐,被女子从战马背上丢了出来,落到胡图图脚边。
胡图图看得清楚,这手铐是专门用来铐住江洋大盗的,而女子先前拿出的那个腰牌之上,写着一个上古铭文“捕”字,显然她就是一个捕头。
“我哪儿是奸商了,总捕头大人你可不能冤枉好人。我这是明买明卖,光明正大,做的是你情我愿的事情,哪儿犯得着让总捕头大人您来抓我?”
胡图图叹了一口气,争辩了一番,见那总捕头无动于衷,又说道:“话又说回来,像您这样大殿大美女,理当是一个大家闺秀才对,怎么出来舞刀弄枪,做这些刀口tian血的营生?要是万一遇到了强悍的匪人,有什么三长两短,岂不是正好应了‘辣手摧花’这四个字?”
“哼!”
总捕头将柳眉一皱,冷声说道:“这么说来,你是想要辣手摧花?”
“哪能啊!总捕头大人您误会我了。”
胡图图连连摇头,示意自己并没有恶意,说道:“胖子一般都是好人,这道理天下人都懂。我也是为总捕头着想,你怎么能把我的一片好心当做了驴肝肺?”
“废话少说!本捕头已经调查了你数个月,这数月以来,你在我们七岛国七座岛屿中四处蒙骗老百姓,一共去了二十七座大小城池,骗了别人数十回,涉案资金多达数千两。金额巨大,罪孽深重,决不能轻饶!”
总捕头脸色冰冷,死死盯着胡图图,说道:“只是你行踪飘忽不定,犯案一次就换一个地方,本捕头追踪你许久,一直到今日才把你抓了个正着。”
闻言,胡图图心中一苦,暗想道:“原来这小娘们早就注意我了,一直在追踪胖哥!胖哥我长得又不帅,她凭什么这么苦苦追求我?”
“还在犹豫什么?莫非你以为,你能从本捕头手中逃出去?本捕头权且跟你说明白了,本捕头本来是仙门大派的弟子,只因奉了师门之令,要在这七岛国调查一些事情,这才做了七岛国的总捕头。哪怕你天生神力,是横行四方的江洋大盗,也休想逃出本捕头的手掌心。本捕头乃是修行之士,有着境界修为,只需随意施展出一道法门,就能排山倒海,毁城灭国”
总捕头盯着胡图图看了几眼,只觉得这胖子不仅满身肥油,而且油嘴滑舌,实在令人厌恶。若不是怕有损自己仙门弟子、七岛国第一总捕头的身份,只怕她会忍不住跳下战马,狠狠踹胡图图几脚才甘心。
有些人,实在是看了就讨嫌啊。
“境?境算什么?胖哥还是人仙呢!”
胡图图摇头晃脑,嘟嘟囔囔说道:“想当年,胖哥也曾经阔过”
可就在胡图图唧唧歪歪的时候,总捕头衣袖一挥,洒出一股罡风,将丢在上的手铐枷锁卷了起来。
手铐铐住了胖子的手掌。
枷锁,铐住了胖子的脖子
【作者题外话】:
话说,相公的剧情都很玄妙,不与别人相似啊。难道大伙不给评论啥的,支持支持?
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