第四百零五章 刻薄
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众人说了声好，说此令倒也新鲜别致，刘蕴洋洋得意，斟杯酒在祝伯青面前，笑道：“轮到伯青兄说了。最新地址ltxsba.xyz”
祝伯青接了酒，略加思索说道：“我也是个二字，是从刘兄前令脱胎来的，不免抄袭。一个二字写当中，加一大竖便是土，加一小竖便是工。我看不用二分土，不如加上两条竖，把口门儿封。”
江瑶君扑哧一笑，笑吟吟的目光包含着赞许，祝伯青立时心花朵朵开，为了博卿一笑不惜得罪御史刘蕴，大抵也是读书人的一贯做派，坐在那里一个劲的傻笑，闹得江瑶君为之无语。
徐灏有预感接下来会闹得不太愉快，这也是为何他素来不喜和文人打交道的缘故，太累！哪怕是权贵子弟间有了矛盾，大多打几架也就完了，很少有不死不休的局面。而文人则往往选择一时隐忍，甚至等十几年后才出手报当年一箭之仇，轻者落得个倾家荡产，重则让人家破人亡。
此时刘蕴明知说的自己，压下小小的不快，也只好随着大家叫好，祝伯青之下该江瑶君的，江瑶君不愿说，淡淡的道：“我不会说，吃酒吧。”
祝伯青抢着代她喝了一杯，刘蕴说道：“有个笑话呢。”
江瑶君面无表情的道：“我更不善说，还是三杯酒代了吧。”
刘蕴摇头道：“酒令严如军令，使不得。”
祝洛珠瞅着瑶君脸色微微沉了下来，接口道：“那我来代说吧。”
刘蕴垂涎于她。笑道：“也好，不过大家不笑是不算的。”
祝洛珠也不理他，直接说道：“秋日桂花大开，一班土子们闻得有一古寺内，桂树又大，花又开得多，远近游人往来不绝。这些士子们高兴，同去赏玩。
果然树可参天，花香扑鼻。内中有一个士子，拣那低处折了一枝桂花低头闻香。不料和尚大为气愤。道：“只许看不许动手。若你也折我也折，一日到晚足足上万的人，小寺这有几棵树经得起攀折？”
士子们听了，动起气来。把和尚臭骂一顿。气犹未平。见旁边有一个尿桶，提起来浇了一树，恨恨的道：“你这秃子。不过留与那些大老官们闻香，好骗他的钱。我与你糟蹋掉了，偏不叫你刘仁香，却叫你留人臭呢！”
满屋子都大笑起来，徐灏也忍不住轻笑道：“才思敏捷，厉害！”“嘻嘻！”祝洛珠心中狂喜，面上很是羞涩，“言语不雅，污了哥哥之耳，罪过！”
徐灏笑道：“吃喝拉撒人能免俗？俗与雅自有公论，要我说就是大雅。”
刘蕴好生不悦，念在美人的份上也不计较，忍了下去轻笑道：“贱名出自美人之口，虽臭犹香，只怕我不配。”
祝洛珠对徐灏笑容不断，对他则是不假颜色，别过脸去。刘蕴碰了个钉子不以为意，自嘲的喝了一杯酒。
再往下就轮到徐灏了，徐灏一反在家时的不参与，说道：“一个曰字写得圆，添一大竖便成由，添一小竖便成田。我看也不曰由自己，也不曰乐园田，不如添上两竖，是非曲直在人言。”
众人齐声赞了声“好！”祝洛珠心说他果然是文武双全，名不虚传。
因祝洛珠先前说了笑话得了彩头，可以空过，往下轮到了田文海，田文海说道：晚生才疏学浅不能说，也吃三杯酒，说个笑话罢。”
一口气吃了两杯，第三杯酒送到刘蕴面前，捻着鼻子道：“请大老爷代一杯，难道他人有情有义的代酒，你就不肯代一杯儿？我料你也不好意思。”
又扭扭捻捻的学女人做派福了一福，引得众人笑得忍不住，徐灏暗笑果然是八面玲珑的师爷，也不知是不是嘉兴一带的师爷鼻祖。
刘蕴笑道：“别肉麻，我带了你这相公，可不讨人家笑话。”头一仰将酒吃了。
江瑶君耳听田文海故意打趣她让人代酒，两颊一红，她脸子嫩，顷刻间沉下脸来，转过身子伏在篷窗上看湖景去了。
这边田文海嘻嘻一笑，说道：“正月十五大放花灯，一起乡下人进城游玩，见各处的灯，飞禽、走兽、人物都彩色鲜明，又像活的一般。
乡下人当成真的道：“世上哪里有这些活宝贝？奇怪奇怪，却肚皮亮亮的能点灯。”又问：“值多少钱？”旁人与他开心道：“十吊大钱一张。”
乡下人吐着舌头道：：“好贵，好贵！”正看得高兴，忽然一阵瓢泼大雨.各家措手不及，将灯全行打坏，都露出架子来。
乡下人道：“呸！我当是活的，原来是篾片做的。‘怜我们乡下人，一年苦到头，种田养鸡鸭都没有这样大的出息。’”
田文海说到此处，喘了一口气方继续说了下去，“真正乡下的鸡鸭，田篾片不如了。”
众人听了哄堂大笑。洛珠笑得把酒喷了一桌，忍不住眼泪都掉了下来，前仰后合的，犹如带雨梨花，经风杨柳，愈觉得姣媚。
徐灏笑着递给她一条丝巾，深深看了眼拿自己当笑话说的田文海，篾片相公可是对师爷之流最大的贬义词了，他却说得十分自然，可见如果不是十足的小人，就是深藏不露不在乎名声的精明之辈，反正不是等闲之人，默念几声田文海，记在心里。
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