第五百七十一章 我是你弟弟
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葡萄架下，兄弟几个坐在学士椅上，徐灏亲自端上来一道家常活洛鱼，肉质松软，甜淡可口。最新地址ltxsba.xyz
徐海赞道：“很多人吃不惯海鱼，喜欢吃湖鱼，我倒偏爱海鱼，但必须是新鲜的。”
徐淞说道：“这是人的本性，海边的人看到湖鱼，一样的稀罕。”
第二道菜就是炒螃蟹了，哥几个低着头一瞧，螃蟹块和鱼肉混合一起，卖相不太好。京城的吃法要么蒸熟了用手剥肉吃，要么把外壳都去掉，剩下整个的螃蟹肉，手艺高明的厨子连腿上的肉都能连着下来，做汤吃，一碗两只。
徐淞举着筷子问道：“这怎么吃？”
“送嘴里吃呗。”徐灏夹起一块来，“出了京城，各地都是类似吃法，没那么多的讲究，你们也入乡随俗吧。”
这种环境下最适合边吃边聊，说话的时候，屋里的徐烨几口吃完了饭，跑出来拉着徐淞的胳膊，“我剩下了好多炮仗，五叔你陪我放了吧。”
徐淞笑道：“你取来咱俩去放。”
当下徐烨跑回自己的小书房，捧着一扎长，小鸡蛋粗的炮仗来。徐灏皱眉说道：“太响了，要放出去放，不要惊到了谁。”
这边徐江走过去，提议道：“不如绑在狗头上，看看能炸成什么样子。”
徐淞说道：“可以试试，找一条可恶的狗，要是好狗震杀了可惜。”
徐烨瞅着两位叔叔，有些不忍心，徐江不管他，说道：“街上云婆子家的灰毛母狗极为可恶，每次看见我就咬。”
徐淞问道：“它咬你干甚？不是拴着绳索么？我每次只听见叫唤。”
徐江恨恨的道：“就是她保的媒骗我娶了个恶婆娘，我想去好生理论，竟然放狗来咬我。”
“就是那只狗了。”徐淞立刻同意了，“活该杀了她家的狗。走，给你出一口气。”
徐烨看傻眼了，想去又不敢转而跑过来求父亲领着他，徐灏便领着儿子出来瞧热闹，打算给儿子练练胆量。
趁着中午家家户户吃饭的光景，徐淞吩咐小厮哄了那灰色的大母狗出来，几个人一拥而上，用绳子把狗的嘴捆住，然后徐江将大炮仗绑在狗头上，用火点燃了信子。
母狗跑了出去。没跑几步，砰地一声！把个狗震得的四脚拉叉，倒在了街上，徐淞和徐江拍手哈哈大笑，小厮上前解开了带子。
躲在父亲身后的徐烨捂着眼睛，就见那条狗躺了一会儿，挣扎着立了起来，摇摇晃晃的回家了。
徐江还要去炸它，一副要虐死的架势。徐灏说道：“出口气就算了。”
悻悻的收了手，徐江嚷道：“干放炮没意思，真想把我不贤惠的妻子头上点个炮仗，炸她一下子。看她还敢不敢欺负我。”
“你就没出息，好歹是个爷们，力气不强过她？”徐淞一副过来人的身份，“我教你个妙法。房事做完了别急着拿出来，就放在里面，她再浑也不会翻脸。”
徐灏见老四出起了馊主意。接下来就要儿童不宜了，让小厮把炮仗都放了，送儿子回去，徐湖默不作声的听着。
徐江问道：“睡着了不就掉出来了？”
徐淞笑道：“此乃最风流的报复法子，只怕你没本事。弟妹不是罚你睡在床边么？你脱了衣服按着她，使强狠狠弄着，堵住她的嘴，保管很快不会骂人，手都软了呢。
拼着干她两宿，一刻不停的报复，叫她事后软瘫热化像死狗似的，则今后你还会怕她？岂不能睡一夜平安觉？”
“有道理。”徐江频频点头。
徐灏想笑，以他的小身板还不够弟妹塞牙缝的呢，若真是这么勇猛如虎的话，早就温柔如同羔羊了，还两宿呢，估计一个时辰都坚持不下来。
徐湖这时笑道：“五哥的法子不中用，要不我给哥哥献上一策？”
徐江也回过味来了，如果拼死加吃药或许堪堪一战，问题是万一妻子食髓知味咋办？不出半年自己小命反而交代了。
“你说。”
“那我说了？”徐湖笑眯眯的，“嫂子强你弱，自然得采取以柔克刚之策。今后凡事顺从着，不要违背了嫂子的意旨，她说要出门，你就替她收拾轿子；如果叫你跟着，你就随着走，不用跟着了，你就安生坐在家里等。诸事顺心，还能难为你？”
徐淞忍不住笑道：“好主意。比方说她看上了哪个和尚，你别找来个道士，如此看她喜欢你不？”
徐江笑道：“啊！原来你和嫂子这么好，是用的此等妙法。可惜我不能如此，所以我妻子不自在。”
徐淞说道：“你嫂子想怎么样就怎么样，我敢别扭一点儿么？过年时她们走百病，放烟花招来了多少汉子追着？没有一万也有三千了吧，你媳妇在一群婆娘里像个宝塔似的，故意一双小脚歪呀扭呀走不快，那些汉子蹭蹭的追了过去，有一个留下来毛手毛脚的么？
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