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第五百八十四章 院内鸡冠花后发

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经唐勤这么一说,徐灏就见唐富贵不可抑止的大笑,那位先生红着一张脸,颇有些无地自容的意思,大概是妻子红杏出了墙。最新地址ltxsba.fun

人家的**徐灏不想打听,挥手不让唐富贵说出来,或许苗秀也习惯了此事,苦笑一声神色很快恢复如常。

这时唐寿也红了脸,却是恼羞成怒了,骂道:“我对对子要你多嘴,我干你的亲妈。”

唐勤叫道:“骂我的妈?我干你的祖奶奶。”

苗秀忙劝道:“他妈就是你妈,快别胡说了。再说他是你的哥哥,怎么能开口就骂人?”

唐寿气的站起来,叫道:“他是个王八羔子,我哪有什么哥?”

唐勤说道:“你骂我王八羔子,你也是王八羔子。”

你一言我一语,兄弟俩骂急眼了,互相揪着厮打起来,苗秀不敢动手教训,只得呼喝着让他俩分开,唐富贵笑眯眯的也不表态,甚至还有闲心向徐灏敬酒。

好一会儿,苗秀把二人给强行扯开了,又劝了几句,等兄弟俩气消了,马上嘻嘻哈哈的笑成一堆。

徐灏失笑道:“果然是亲兄弟,打完骂完又是哥俩好。”

唐富贵得意的道:“他俩从小就是如此,我也懒得去管,骂人打人像个男子汉,我就怕学那些兔相公斯斯文文的和女人似的,没个男子气概。”

“说得有理。”徐灏心说你书房里就有个兔相公,就不怕上梁不正下梁歪?还有杨稷和邬斯文,人人都酷爱此道,真不明白有的是青楼楚馆,有钱人又能三妻四妾,为何还要如此?

这时候,苗秀指着院子中还未发芽的鸡冠花,说道:“草花里惟有鸡冠开在最后。秋来独它茂盛。我出一个上联,院内鸡冠花后发。”

唐勤低着头又一个词一个词的对,抬头说道:“墙头狗尾草先生。”

“好好。对得好。”苗秀表示很满意。

徐灏也不禁点头,尽管很不雅,但对得非常工整,一个十岁的孩子也算难得了。

唐寿却反复念道:“墙头狗尾草先生,头尾草先生。”

一听便知是在故意挤兑先生呢,一个孩子动辄把这些词汇挂在嘴边,估计就算没经历过人事也亲眼看过了,唐富贵的教育方式真是特殊。或许是为了培养儿子的男子气概,这么小的年纪就不禁亲近女人。

奇人多奇事,徐灏哈哈一笑,对着唐富贵说道:“如果聪明,这对子对得出奇。”

唐富贵喜道:“我是听不大懂,叔叔这样夸奖,看来犬子有些前途。”

叫了俩儿子到面前来,唐富贵问道:“先前外场上有人打稻谷,我出个爹来看打稻。你们对一对。”

唐勤不假思索的道:“妈去学干穴。”

苗秀极赞道:“好好,好想头,真算聪明。”

唐富贵微怒道:“他对的是什么胡话,先生怎么还夸他?”

“话虽不成话。文理却有深意。”苗秀解释道:“爹看打稻,乃是积谷防饥的意思;他对妈会干穴,才可以养儿待老么,岂不深妙?”

“哦!有些道理。”唐富贵满意了。看看身前也没什么好赏的,把自己的酒杯递过去,“喝了吧。”

徐灏瞅着十岁的唐寿得意洋洋的喝酒。心说打死也不能带儿子过来,这家人太可怕了。

唐富贵的目光转向小儿子唐寿,清楚比不得哥哥聪明,是以说道:“院内鸡冠花后发,你重新对一个。”

唐寿顺口说道:“墙头狗头先生。”

苗秀一听,顺着说道:“对的不错,再下些就是了。”唐寿叫道:“狗要先生。”

苗秀不以为许的谆谆善诱,说道:“再下来点。”

唐寿皱眉苦思,突然来了一句:“墙头狗几把先生。”

徐灏噗嗤一声捂着肚子爆笑,苗秀红着脸说道:“对得工整,好得很,只可惜略差了些火候。”

“去去,去一边吃饭去。”唐富贵气的骂道。

这时候涟漪打隔壁院子蹦蹦跳跳的溜了过来,拉着徐灏的手说道:“舅舅,我要出去玩。”

徐灏赶紧把她抱起来,说道:“我先告辞了。”

一边的唐家兄弟直勾勾的瞅着张涟漪,哥俩同时魂不附体,涟漪小脸犹如芙蓉掩映,眉间杨柳依依,五官生得极为精致,相貌极为讨人喜欢。

兄弟俩还从来没见过这么好看的小妹妹,目不转睛的盯着她,等人消失不见了,纷纷叫道:“爹,我要娶她。”

唐富贵吓了一跳,骂道:“那是你们能惦记的?国公家的大小姐,徐都督的掌上明珠,你爹我就算再有钱也没用,赶紧吃完了滚蛋。”

出了别院,络绎不绝有游人往山上而去,道路两边的柳树下,几间茅屋改成了酒肆,树梢上头挑着青色的酒帘,不时有客人进进出出,生意非常兴隆。

周围到处都是草地,很多踏青的百姓自带了酒菜,三个五个席地而饮;也有一些在林荫下围了透风的帐幕,显然里面是些女眷。

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