第六百三十八章 太监
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成亲那日,王贤见新娘子果然长得美貌,非常欢喜,被亲友灌得酩酊大醉,洞房时习惯性的往新人屁股上乱拱。最新地址ltxsba.fun
边氏忍不住笑问道:“你这是做什么?”
王贤边胡乱动作,边说道:“我同你洞房。”
边氏身为过来人,细心解释道:“洞房不是这样做的,你错了。”
王贤迷迷糊糊的道:“我都是这样做的,做了数百次呢,怎么就错了?”
“赫赫!”边氏伸出手轻轻一捏,指了指自己被人开发的芳草地,笑道:“你找错了洞口,不是我出恭的地方。”
“哎呀!”王贤被她提醒拍了拍脑门,这才想起是娶的老婆,不是在押戏小厮。
此后过了大约一个月,王贤发觉妻子肚子渐渐隆起,质问道:“你这是生了疾病还是有了身孕?”
边氏笑而不答,结果七个月产下了个肥头大脸的儿子来,就和李芳的宠妾一模一样,王贤知道不成不是自己的骨血,要给遗弃掉。
边氏死活不肯,抱着婴儿威胁道:“你要弃了孩子,我就死给你看。他亲爹早就淹死了,这就是你的儿子。”
疼爱妻子的王贤没辙,只得喜当爹了,便给儿子取名叫做王振,希望他能够振兴门楣。却不知养出个坑国家的货,真该直接扔了喂狗熊,一念之差葬送了大明十数万精锐。
王振六岁上学,生性调皮捣蛋不喜读书,小小年纪就异常狡黠,每次惹了祸都是同学挨打,他受到表彰。
这和王贤温良恭俭让的性格完全相反,他暗中一打听,可不是那淹死的男人生前人送外号机灵鬼。不过王贤非但不以为许,反而很高兴。他这一辈子就吃亏在了老实上头。
王振十**岁的时候,王贤因喜欢男风得了杨梅疮,找了个江湖郎中开了一副猛药,如果发出来无大碍,却把病毒给顶了回去。加上边氏如狼似虎的年纪,每晚都要求欢,四十多岁的人身体被淘虚,不久后旧疮爆发,成了翻花杨梅。
这种病非常恐怖,鼻子和阳-物一点点的烂掉。逐渐扩展全身腐烂身亡。王振大哭一场葬了父亲后,不耐寂寞的边氏半夜卷了些金银细软,随着相好的边家堂哥跑了。
为了治病家中已经不剩几个钱,母亲又拿走了一多半,家里就剩下些薄田和一个院子。王振喜欢玩也会玩,斗鸡斗狗斗蟋蟀,放风筝骑马打猎等都玩得好,也很喜欢交朋友,三教九流都认识。
没了父母管束。王振自由自在的到处玩,那事上头男女通吃,兴致来了后门也时常给人走走,召集些不三不四的男男女女。在家里一起胡天胡地。
他也很喜欢赌钱,不出几年田地卖了,房子也卖了,租了两间破屋栖身。从此那些围着他的狐朋狗友一个不见了。连吃饭都没了着落。
王振醒悟过来不能这么下去,幸好早年读过书有底子,跑去学堂求了恩师赏口饭吃。日夜不停的读书,二十二岁那年考中了秀才。
中了秀才后春风得意,经举荐做了县里的教官,很多乡绅有意把女儿许配给他。可王振因母亲的事儿有了心理阴影,又担心娶了大户人家的闺女妨碍他玩,便随便娶了个小家小户的女儿。
连续两次冲击举人不果,教书生涯是枯燥的,平淡的生活是单调的,没几年失望的王振故态复萌,又偷偷跑去赌钱,输了个倾家荡产。
很快被人揭发丢了饭碗,王振破罐子破摔索性把不生儿子的妻子卖了,讲明身价五十两,欣欣然揣着银子去了赌场。
大家都知道他连老婆都卖了,什么都没有了,合起伙来赢他,一日一夜输了整整五百两。王振没钱还债三十岁的人了,卖屁股也没人稀罕,干脆耍起了无赖,最后惹怒了债主们,七八个人打他一个。
王振急眼了,反正一无所恋,恰好旁边有把切西瓜的刀子,一把抢了过来。众人当他要行凶拼命,慌忙躲开。不想他扯下了裤子,揪着自己的家伙,狠命一刀挥了下去。
自宫后的王振两眼一翻见血晕倒,躺在地上血如泉涌,债主们就想跑,被开赌的窝家拦住,“谁也别想走,他死了打人命官司,我肯定把你们招出来,赶紧救救人吧。救活了是大家的造化,救不活咱们再商议。”
想王振是秀才,众人知道无论如何也脱不了干系,一面用烧棉花捂住刀口,一面用姜汤灌喂。
王振苏醒过来,众人一起说道:“这是你自己割的,可不是我们害你,所以就算你死了,我们也不用偿命。如今这五十两银子还你,并且大家还凑银子养活你,你好了不消说;若要是不好,身后事我们来操心,你如果要报官,那银子我们就留着打官司。”
王振寻思自己一贫如洗,此时疼得动弹不得,也没什么亲人,点头了。
众人见他同意,免去了一场祸患,果然买来酒肉给他吃,请了个皇庄的老公公来替他医治。开了专门的药吃了一个多月,伤口逐渐愈合,一嘴的胡子也掉光了,看上去宛然一个内监。
问题是别以为有自宫的自由,尤其身上还带着功名,这种人地方根本私容不得,必须要去报官,报官后记录在案就没事了,不然罪过很大,何况身败名裂的王振也无处容身。
官府询问缘由,王振称是自愿的,希望进宫当差,五十两银子用来疏通关系。如此地方具文送往京城司礼监衙门,他义无反顾的前往金陵。
书房里的徐灏看完了来龙去脉,心说难怪太监源源不绝呢,朝廷就没强迫过谁当太监,都是因各种原因主动来报道,最多的是穷苦百姓被生活所迫,指望把孩子送进宫里有条活路。
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