第六百八十六章 二鞑子
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刚回来的徐灏不便马上回园子，满身的各种胭脂水粉味，气味驳杂刺鼻，就好似光着屁股站在日头下一样，瞒不住任何女人。
在父母的浴池里洗了澡，换了一身干净衣物，徐灏清清爽爽的出来。萧氏下厨给儿子炒了两道小菜，其中有他很爱吃的炒肉炖焖疙瘩儿，一碗白米粥。
外面徐庆堂笑容可掬的对徐烨等子弟训道：“我怕学校的先生不督促你等背诵，将来用着时，就未免自己想不起。古人三余读书，眼下虽是天气最好的春季，也不要随便出门闲玩，应把以前学过的书理一理，再动手作文章不迟。等我从老家回来，要考给你们选的那三十篇经典，二十篇近年闱墨，简练揣摩足够了，不必贪多。
倒是这温书的时候，切忌自欺，不懂要问，不可只顾着涉猎一道。从明日起，给你等两个月的限，把读过的十三部经书，以至论语孟子都给我理出来，不定就叫你们当众背诵，小心当场出丑。”
七八个孩子老老实实的听一句，应一句，一个个有气无力。几个丫鬟咋舌道：“这么些书，也不知有多少本，六十天工夫，一个人哪念得过来呀？可别累着了。”
过来禀事的秋香绣眉一扬，毫不客气的道：“呦，好笑不好笑？哥儿们有这样严厉的老爷，慈祥的太太，父母双亲，再加上花朵般的姐妹守着，不该好生用功么？累得着累不着，干卿何事？”
数落的丫鬟们低着头走了，徐灏哈哈一笑，到底是秋香的刀子嘴，比起晴雯更会说人。
等徐烨领着堂兄弟们苦着脸去用功，徐庆堂背着手走进来。不免谈性正浓，便对刚刚过来的沐凝雪萧雨诗说道：“你俩要记住，凡是决大计，议大事，不可不师古，但也不可过于泥古。昨晚看“左传”书上有句‘禀命则不威，专命则不孝’，说的是晋太子申生，身处于一个家族多风雨的时候，所以他那班臣子才有了这番议论。如今咱家天理人情。母慈子孝，何须顾虑及此？禀命是你们的礼，哪怕专命也是替我们夫妇省心，大胆放手去做就好。”
沐凝雪笑着答应下来，坐在萧氏身边的老姑奶奶听了半日，咂嘴道：“还是这么个习性，老了也不改。”对着沐萧二女问道：“这个话，你们两个听明白了？难道这个什么‘右转’‘左转’的，你们转转就会清楚了？”
沐凝雪笑道：“是。听明白了。”
老姑奶奶忽然绷着脸说道：“这么说起来，我和你们太太要和人下象棋去，算赢定了。”
大家听了这句，别说女人们都听不懂。连徐庆堂听了也觉得诧异，徐灏抬手挠了挠头，暗道这是神马意思？
萧氏问道：“姑奶奶，这个怎么个**？”
老姑奶奶悠悠说道：“原来你们都不懂呀！那我可得给你们好生讲讲了。就说咱老家有这么一个人。下得一盘稀臭的象棋，见棋就下，每下必输。没奈何请了一位高人，让他在旁边给支支招。
那高人事先嘱咐他说，支招容易，只不好当着人开口，最好等你下到了要紧地方儿，我就说句哑谜，你依了我的话走棋，保证不会输了。
那人大乐，马上去村口找人下了一盘。他这边才支上左边的士，对家就安了个当头炮；他又把左边的象垫上，对家又在他右上角里，放了个车；下来下去你来我往，人家的马过了河，再一步就要打他那挂角的将。
他低头看了看，士是支不起来了，老将也躲不出去，一时没了主意，只好巴巴的望着高人等着支招，高人说‘一杆长枪一支长枪’，一连说了好几遍，可是他没听懂，结果输了。一回去就埋怨那支招的，怪他没本事。
高人说‘我支了那样的一个高着儿，你不听我的话，怎的倒怨我？’
他气道：‘你何曾支招来着？什么一杆长枪的，棋子里有枪嘛？’那人说道‘难道方才我没叫你走那步马么？’
他叫道：‘你何曾说过这话！’
那人急了，说道：‘你岂不闻一杆长枪通天彻地，地下无人事不成，城里大姐去烧香，乡里娘，娘长爷短，短长捷径，敬德打朝，朝天蹬，蹬里藏身，身清白。白而潘安，安安送米，米面油盐，阎洞宾，宾鸿捎书雁南飞，飞虎刘庆，庆八十，十个麻子九个俏，俏冤家，家家观世音，因风吹火，火烧战船，船头借箭，箭箭对狼牙，牙床上睡着个小妖精，精灵古怪，怪恨仇人太不良，梁山上众弟兄，兄宽弟忍，忍心害理，理应如此。
此房出租，出租的那所房子后院种着个枇杷树，枇杷树的叶子像个驴耳朵，是个驴子，就能下马。
高人一口气说完可，恨铁不成钢的训道：‘所以你要早听了我的话，把左手闲着的那个马，别住象眼，垫上那个挂角将到底，怎么就输呢？你听明白了没有？’
那下臭棋的低头想了半天，点头道：‘明白了可明白了，我宁可天天输，实在不能跟着你二鞑子吃海螺，绕这么大的弯。我呸！神仙他老人家也听不明白。’”
大家听老太太一开始说，已经忍不住轻笑，等说完了，徐灏早已笑着了冲出去，其她人也哈哈大笑。
徐庆堂也不禁大笑不止，一个劲说道：“岂有此理！岂有此理！姑姑您？唉！”笑到了极处，手往八仙桌上一拍，却不慎拍在了茶碗上，打翻了茶杯，洒了一桌子的茶水，顺着桌子边一连串的流下来。
徐庆堂怕弄湿了衣裳，连忙站起来往一边躲去，不妨他心爱的一只小哈巴狗儿，正在脚踏下趴着呢，一脚狠狠踩在了狗爪子上，把个哈巴狗闹得狂叫成一团儿。
萧氏的奶妈却是一个字也听不明白，茫然不知大家笑得是什么，望着大家伙发怔。等听见狗大叫，丫鬟把它抱在怀里，给狗儿揉爪子，问道：“这说了一大套，是转了腰子带出笑话了嘛？”
被她这个岔一打，大家越发笑得直不起腰来，萧氏笑得喘不过气，好不容易忍住笑的沐凝雪忙用丝巾给她擦眼泪。
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