第六百九十一章 北青萝一路走好
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定神一看,原来是方才在娘娘殿里拴娃娃的一群妇人,碰到他二人的是个四十来岁的矮胖女人,穿着件花花绿绿的短布衫儿,拖着双薄片鞋。
惊魂未定的薛文转过身来,徐灏则是正对着人家,汹涌而来闻到了浓烈的酒蒜味,这还不算。夹杂着热烘烘的一股子狐臭,二人抵挡不住,同时往后退去。
矮胖女人后面跟着七八个年轻妇人,一个个打扮的粉面油头。妖声浪气,且不论她们的模样长相,单单看这么妖娆的打扮,就知道准没有一个安静的人。就和山东的驴友会一模一样。
徐灏还好点,毕竟经历过太多的类似场面,薛文却很少遇到这个阵仗。登时吓呆了,只说了句,“这,这是怎么讲?”
那个胖女人发觉和男人来了一次亲密接触,脸上有些下不来,叉着腰说道:“你想恶人先告状怎地?刚才我们打伙从娘娘殿里出来,瞧见你们两个人,仰着脖子看那碑上头是不是?我只当那上面有什么稀罕呢,抬着头一边走一边瞧,谁知脚底下横不愣子趴着条浪狗,叫我一脚就揣在了它爪子上了。
要不亏我躲得及时,一把抓住了你,不是叫你敬了我一乖乖,准是我自己要闹个嘴吃屎,你还说呢。”
薛文没反应过来,徐灏已经哭笑不得了,也没办法和对方讲理,浪狗就浪狗吧,咱捏着鼻子认了。
以前的徐灏或许会大怒之下质问,无缘无故被踩了一脚又被反咬一口,谁不生气?而现在的他则根本不会动怒,哪怕对方胡搅蛮缠骂自己是狗,身份和心境都不同了。
正在这时,从旁边过来位年轻的小媳妇子,穿一件单肩贴背镶嵌了大如意花纹,水红色的里子,西湖色的半大夹袄儿,没有穿裙子,露出半截子三镶银线的青色散腿裤,脚下一双过桥高底的大红缎子绣花鞋。
右手举着一串糖葫芦,手腕下搭拉着一条桃红绣花的丝巾,尾端拴在了亮闪闪的银镯子上;左手拎着牛叉哄哄的一大把通草花和花蝴蝶等鲜花,梳着大松的发型,清水脸蛋,嘴上点了一点盛唐时期的梅花胭脂。
不必开口,两条秀眉活动的就像要说话似的;不必侧耳,两只眼睛机灵的能表达出来任何意思,笑嘻嘻的瞅了瞅徐灏,忽然一把推开了胖女人,说道:“公子,您老别计较她,喝了几盅猫溺就敢胡咧咧?瞧瞧公子的这双新鞋子,你给踹了个泥脚印子,这是什么说呢?公子你帮我拿着花儿,我给你掸干净了吧。”
敢情是许久不见的荔枝,前段时期被安排监视红云,这段时间不知又被派了什么任务,兴许还在萧家村猫着呢。
徐灏接过来一大把的鲜花,想问问是哪个男人这么新潮,送花求爱?可是不方便问出口。
荔枝已经蹲了下去,能闻到她身上散发的一股子奇异香气,像是生麝香的味道,又有点像松子味,又香又臊的怪味,但肯定不是狐臭。
荔枝抬起头来说道:“您到底撬起点腿儿来呀!”
徐灏不好说认识对方,客气的道:“岂敢,岂敢!”
荔枝笑道:“这又算个什么的呢?大家都是出来取乐的,没那么多讲究。”
“哦!”徐灏猜测荔枝怕是有事要和自己说,果然荔枝站起身笑嘻嘻的道:“公子是学问人,我正好求您点事。我陪着一位奶奶求了一签,是求小人儿们的。”
小人就是指儿女,习惯了古代称谓的徐灏没有搞错。荔枝又压低了声音,说道:“红云月事两个月没见了,也摸不着是病啊是喜!您瞧瞧娘娘这签字上怎么说的,她不好意思问庙祝。”
徐灏从她手里接过来黄纸贴,刚要开口讲解下,一瞅周围的妇女同志们,随手递给了薛文,“老薛你学问大,给好生看看。”
“咳咳!”薛文咳嗽一声接过来,当众也不好意思说看不明白,瞅了半天,好不容易找到了“病立痊,孕生男”六个字,叫道:“不是病,一定要弄璋的。”
璋是指一种玉器,指生下男婴把玉给男孩子玩,久而久之生男孩比喻为弄璋之喜,生女儿就惨了点,叫做弄瓦之喜,重男轻女的观念体会的淋漓尽致。
奈何荔枝的文化水平不高,听不明白这句文话儿,问道:“老爷叫我弄什么东西?”
薛文反应过来,解释道:“放心吧,一定恭喜了。”
原来荔枝监视来监视去的,觉得红云为人还不错,一来二去的成了好朋友,此刻替好友感到欢喜,继续问道:“老爷您索性再用点心,给瞧瞧到底是个丫头,是个小子?”
薛文笑道:“都说了弄璋了,准养个小子。”
话音未落,轰的一下几十位妇女围了上来,既有先前那批又有过来瞧热闹的,眼见这位斯斯文文的老爷断得如此果断,是高人准没跑了,人家胆子大嘛!
躲在一边的徐灏抬手抹了下冷汗,暗暗庆幸自己有先见之明,果然常年混迹在脂粉堆中,真不是白混的,就知道女人是感性加冲动的群体生物。
很多女人拉着荔枝说道喜了,荔枝也点着头笑道:“这喜是老娘娘的慈悲,也亏人家这位老爷解得开。”
徐灏哈哈一笑,薛文年纪就比自己大了四五岁,三十来岁就被称之为老爷,可见心态有多么的重要,像自己走到哪都是公子相公的,不由得沾沾自喜起来。
女人们纷纷七手八脚,各人忙着找出各人的签贴,都要求薛文帮着破说,这下子薛老爷玩不开了,连说:“不必看了,不必看了,我知道这庙里的娘娘灵验的很,凡是你们来求签的,都会生个大胖小子。”
谁知道这话却无意中惹恼了她人,怒气勃发的狠狠瞪着薛文。
ps:有一位女作者北青萝因码字熬夜引发了心脏病,斯人已逝!祝愿她在天堂无忧无虑。小钗心里也难免堵得慌,今日侬祭人,他日谁祭侬呢?
连续两个多月每天万字,似乎有些在透支生命了,小钗不想说什么可怜话,码字是偶的工作也是唯一的乐趣,希望能健健康康的陪伴大家一起走下去。
再见,北青萝!
羡慕你能留在了那么多人的心中,也伤感你的早逝,希望更多人能体谅我等扑街作者,给予一份理解和支持,最后希望今后悲剧不要再出现了。
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