第九百三十九章 不可嬉
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若是旁人，张輗自然不信，问题是有前科的徐汶，并且妻子和他妻子又是姐妹关系，兼且晕乎乎的，顿时脸上变了色，问道：“发生了什么事，你快说。”
徐汶装模作样的叹了口气，一脸惭愧的道：“不但弟妹，连哥哥我方才也做了件不轨之事，若对你说，你一定会翻脸。可是两件事是相连的，要说都得说，要瞒着都瞒着，不能只说一件。”
张輗有了不详预感，微微怒道：“那就都说出来。”
“那我可说了？”徐汶叹了口气，“刚才我稀里糊涂去了你家，迎面撞到了弟妹。嗯，弟妹的芳容不该生得那么标致，我又不是正人君子，见了美人能不动心？我喝了酒未免上前纠缠，若是弟妹严厉拒绝，还能带着我做个圣人也未可知！不想弟妹也颇仰慕我的相貌，亲戚里道话里话外十分亲热，竟使我越来越不检点，做出一桩死有余辜之事。”
徐灏在一边听着，一看就知是大哥在故意戏耍张輗，这样的玩笑轻易不能随便乱开，很容易闹出事来。不过鉴于二人一丘之貉的恩恩怨怨，懒得说什么。
大家伙也都明白，嘻嘻哈哈的听着，就听徐汶继续说道：“一来二去，唉，这也就罢了。正在与弟妹缠绵之际，不想有个丫鬟走进来了，不言不语立在一边，好像有个临渊羡鱼之意。就如同今日我们吃酒，你走进来闯席，主人岂有不纳之理？不然不就得罪了你么？故此我也不能不和丫鬟**一番，我有罪啊。
本来呢，这些话不该对你说，可是咱兄弟什么交情？万一日后你察觉出来，这段仇恨就终身难解了，倒不如我徐汶敢作敢当，先对你自首谢罪吧。只求你大度，恕我一念之差，饶个初犯。以后我要是再敢，别说你一定会与我绝交，大家伙也都会厌恶我。”
说完了，徐汶走出来，对着他恭恭敬敬的深施一礼，然后坐回位子上了。
张輗顿时晕了，这番话换个别人来说肯定是假的，奈何徐汶乃徐家头号花花公子，以前劣迹斑斑，他恰恰又是能进内宅的。
再来身为当事人，往往不自觉的朝坏处想。张輗心情烦躁，心想如果他说的是真话，世上没有奸了人家的妻子，还马上对着丈夫说的，况且妻子不是那样的人，应该绝无此事。问题是话说回来，他为神马一本正经的？
朋友一起喝酒的时候，大抵不管虚实，都不好较真，加上二人之前的恩怨，张輗便醉醺醺的骂了几句，也拿弟妹陪我睡过之类的尖酸话进行回击。
李景隆说道：“诙谐打趣，虽是咱们兄弟的常事，可是也要存着大体。朋友妻，不可嬉，什么玩笑不好开，非要拿朋友的家眷做戏谈？这是你徐汶的不对，罚你一碗冷酒。”
徐汶说道：“我方才的话句句是真，你们不要当做是笑话。”
徐灏接口道：“别说了，有意思么？”
徐汶叫道：“老三你也不信？好，你们都不信是不是？那我把弟妹和丫头身子上的美处说几句，咱们看看对不对。”
不等任何人开口，徐汶立时对着张輗说道：“张老二你别怪我，你娘子容貌妩媚好看，就是身子肉少骨头多，天生冷冰冰的，没有半点温柔之趣。当然冷有冷的妙处，可那下身分外冷得吓人，我那家伙到现在还凉飕飕的，没缓过来。而那丫鬟长得虽然一般，身上却暖得有趣，这与寻常妇人差不多，独有小嘴堪称至宝，稍微一咂，包管热得你什么人也支撑不住，若能把两个人合二为一，正所谓绝代佳人温柔乡也！”
这番话说得下道了，大家伙纷纷说道：“过了，你要是不认罚，咱们谁都不能善罢甘休，你太不应该了，这样的话能说出口么？”
把所有的冷酒残酒倒在一起，一大海碗，逼着徐汶马上喝掉，迟则加倍。
徐汶苦着脸说道：“你们罚我我认，但是得换一碗热的，我刚刚行了房事，不能吃冷酒。你们逼我喝下去，弄出阴症病怎么办？”
大家伙惊觉他说得有鼻子有眼，有凭有据闹得好似真事一样，渐渐也有了疑惑。
古代人注重养生，房事之后绝对不会喝冰冷的东西，卫生医疗条件又差，夏天灌一碗凉水都能弄死人，所以要借这一碗冷酒，试试真假，当下扑上去按手的按手，灌酒的灌酒，生生把一碗酒给倒了进去。
徐汶本来就有些醉意，又喝了一碗冷酒，很快把持不住，大吐之口变得狂躁，把自己身上的衣服都脱得精光，耍起了酒疯。
徐灏见他醉得不堪，命家人送他回去，又喝了几杯，众人也就散了。
返家的路上，张輗不免狐疑起来，按正理妻子绝对不会偷汉子，尤其是徐汶那种声名狼藉之人，怕就怕在男人不坏女人不爱，万一被徐汶调戏的心动了呢？
徐汶可是金陵有名的情场浪子啊，多少良家坏在他的手里？连自己的小妾都勾搭过，如此一想，张輗真是慌了。
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