第一千零四十章 晦气
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“好嘞。”麻八当即动身，回来后咋咋呼呼的告诉妻子，救的人竟然是英国公徐家的大公子，侯氏大喜，如此这银子收的心安理得了，倒是对徐烨的身份没什么念想，此后夫妇俩果真把做海盗弄来的金银珠宝散给了沿海的穷苦百姓，一年后也如愿生了一个儿子。
金陵。
祖大川茫然不知在同行面前丢人现眼，仍然叫嚣着要和香玉比试，好给师门出口气。
徐灏没心思再和他置气，哪知漏屋偏逢连夜雨，附近有个老贡生托朋友请他去给女儿看病，那人恰巧搞错了，说是人家的少奶奶。
晚上祖大川到了，请到了房里诊脉，寻常人家没大规矩，再说医不忌医，女儿低着头伸出胳膊。
祖大川心说这少奶奶够年轻的，耐心的就那么干坐着，奶妈不晓得他的规矩，说道：“先生，经期三月未转了。”
祖大川心中暗喜，面上却皱着眉头说道：“不必你说，我自己知道。”
奶妈被他不客气的抢白，也就不敢再开口了，祖大川抬起了手，只当真的是少奶奶，提笔写道：“孕期三月，恶阻情形，须服药。”又开了一张药方。叫奶妈去药铺买一帖。
这户人家的母女俩不识字，都不知道写得是什么。当晚老贡生从朋友家赴席回来，要来方子一看，顿时气得大怒，几步走进女儿闺房，一把将桌椅掀翻，厉声道：“你这不肖的贱人，辱没先人，你是要刀子死还是绳子死，快说。”
女儿和奶妈吓得摸不清头脑。战战兢兢的问道：“爹爹为何如此恼怒？女儿又不曾做任何歹事。”
“哼！”老贡生喝道：“你这贱人还敢嘴硬？是呀，大凡那些下贱货偷了汉子，表面上总要装正经，跟个贞洁烈女似的，可惜你瞒不过我。你赶紧说，你勾搭了哪个王八蛋？以致于有了身孕，我饶不得你也饶不得他。”
闺女吓得面如土色，什么话都说不出来了，一味的哭。她娘正在房里方便。急急忙忙系着裤子跑过来，说道：“你这老东西，凭什么不问清楚，冒冒失失冤枉女儿。你有什么凭据？拿出来。”
“这贱人败坏门风，你也难辞其咎。”老贡生狠狠瞪了妻子一眼，没好气的把方子一扔，“你自己好生看看。上面明明白白写了怀孕三月，若不是偷了汉子，如何有孕？并且祖医生脉理通神。世人皆知，这不是真凭实据么？”
其妻却不信，诚然祖医生是名医，可女儿成天在自己眼皮底下，知女莫若娘，女人家经期延迟也是常有的事，怎么就是怀孕了？故此说道：“单凭一张方子，岂可冤枉人？此事涉及闺女的名节生死，不可等闲视之，必须把医生请来当面问个明白。”
老贡生认为妻子在理，毕竟人命关天，马上叫小厮去请，就说病情紧急。很快祖大川到了，一进房里就见桌子被掀翻，茶碗碎了一地，夫妻两个相互怒视，他吃惊不小，头皮立即发麻了。
老贡生气愤的道：“先生，您开的方子上说我女儿怀孕三月，想您精通脉理，不会错的，老夫本来要用家法结果那贱人的性命，请您来问个明白证据，如果确实有孕，那老夫就要动手了，拼着一尸两命，也不能玷辱我家名声。”
“女儿？”祖大川听得魂不附体，清楚是太草率不曾询问清楚，自己给搞错了。
这该如何是好？祖大川六神无主，若将错有错的话，枉害了人家性命，作孽如此，将来必有冤魂讨命；可若说弄错了，自己的名声？而且这事委实赖不得那人说错了话，毕竟他进来诊治，岂能不问清楚病人的身份？
定了定神，祖大川一脸惭愧的说道：“哎呀，都怨我晚上吃醉了酒，只当是府上的少奶奶，开错了方子，这是我的不是了。”说完连连作揖。
老贡生勃然大怒道：“岂有此理！此等事也能弄错吗？若不是我妻子坚持，竟险些冤死我女儿的性命！好，你说酒醉误事，可你的眼睛又不瞎，挖了你那对有眼无珠，方能出了我这口气。”
当即命家人把祖大川捆了起来，祖大川苦苦求饶，叫道：“在下情愿受罚，挖掉了我的眼珠就不能看病了，求仁兄开开恩吧。”
老贡生怒气未消的道：“也罢，我做些好事，留你两只乌眼睛。不过得学曹阿瞒宛城遇张绣，割发代首吧。”
说完拿着一把剃刀，自己动手，把祖大川的眉毛先刮了去，又把两边的胡子剃掉一边，然后冷笑道：“滚吧。”
如此祖大川抱头鼠窜而去，坐上轿子回家，一路上又羞又气，到了家门，捂着脸匆匆走到夫人房里。
他妻子见他眉毛全没了，胡子少了半边，好像庙里多年被雨水淋坏的神像，十分诧异，问道：“你怎么弄成这般狼狈模样？”
“唉！”祖大川没脸说实话，撒谎道：“别说了，真是晦气。我看病回来，路过剃头店门口，见灯还亮着没关门，一时鬼迷心窍叫停轿子进去刮下脸，不想那剃头的困了，竟顺手把我的眉毛剃了，又来剃我的胡子，一刀刮了下去，我赶紧喝住了他，可惜为时已晚。当场气得我跳起来打了他数十下耳刮子，全家人都跑出来替他赔罪讨饶。我还能怎么办？都被他失手剃了，也无法可施，也不稀罕赔钱，就饶了那个王八蛋，你说这不是晦气嘛？”
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